Text Quests/1/FCUSA
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| You | Ugh, where are we? |
| ??? | Oh, hewwo! I'm Homestaw Wunnew! |
| You | Nice try — wait, what??? |
| Your friend | What's going on? |
| You | Oh. My. Crap. |
| Your friend | What? |
| You | Do you know what this means??? |
| Your friend | GASP! |
| Narrator | It's true — our heroes have somehow landed in Free Country, USA! |