Pixel Strong Bad Emails/Strong Bad Emails - Coming Soon!

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Strong Bad Emails - Coming Soon! is a promotional animation by SRMX12 for Pixel Strong Bad Emails. In it, Strong Bad attempts to explain about his new show.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappier

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{{#widget:Strong Bad Emails - Coming Soon!}}

Transcript[edit | edit source]

{Strong Bad types "STRONGBAD_EMAIL.EXE" and brings up an email.}

DEAR STRONG BAD,
DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE
GREAT IF YOU WOULD CHECK EMAILS
AGAIN? I DO TWO! HOW 'BOU?
-FROM A REAL ACTUAL PERSON

STRONG BAD: {typing} You know what, Realguy? I think you're right!! {clears screen} Ahem. Ladies and not ladies, for the first time ever, allow me to re-introduce... the great, the awesome... STRONG BAD EMAILS!!! {clears screen} That's right! As of now, you can again send me your fan-written, misspelled emails, so that I, Strong Bad, may answer and/or make fun of them, as the case may be! {clears screen} To mail me electronically, send your questions to this address: {types on the next line} srmx12x@gmail.com {types on the next line} And then just watch my pixelated greatness as I answer it with everything I got!

{The screen zooms out to show Strong Sad standing to Strong Bad's left in the Computer Room.}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, what are you doing?

STRONG BAD: {gets up from stool} You get the crap outta here, Strong Sad! No one's gonna send me any emails if you're poking your white face into it!

STRONG SAD: Uh, I don't think you need to worry about getting any emails at all.

STRONG BAD: What are you talking about? My inbox is probably bursting already!

STRONG SAD: As far as I know, Homsar is the only person who's even—

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} That is a foul, only-slightly-true lie! Now go away so I can finish this email from this totally real person!

{Cut back to the computer screen, where Strong Bad is sitting again.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So, um, as I was saying, Simone, I await your myriads of emails with an open heart, and open mind, and an open-faced sandwich. {after a second, he types on the next line} Stupid Strong Sad. Guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

{The Papier comes down.}

Fun Facts[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The email shown in the animation is not real; it was made up by SRMX12.
  • The Papier (the Lappier's replacement for The Paper) reads:

>EMAIL STRONG BAD
SRMX12X@GMAIL.COM

  • Clicking on The Papier will cause the screen to dim, and a Scratch list labeled "Copy & paste this dang address!" will appear at the bottom. The list's only entry is the email address "srmx12x@gmail.com", which can be highlighted and/or copied.

Remarks[edit | edit source]

  • Besides the entire animation being rendered in a pixelated style, there are a few notable differences between this and a normal Strong Bad Email:
  • Strong Bad's head (and his reflection on the computer screen) do not move while he is reading and typing.
  • The Lappier's screen can fit significantly less characters than normal.
  • All the text in the animation is capitalized, due to limits in the Scratch program's text-printing system.
  • The animation is silent; there are instead subtitles to show what the characters are saying.

Inside References[edit | edit source]

  • The phrase "I do two! How 'bou?" is from an email that is briefly shown in sbemail206.
  • The email's signature contains a blatant lie. It is also an example of something/someone who is allegedly real.
  • Strong Bad references the numerous poorly written emails that he receives.
  • Strong Bad says the word crap.
  • Strong Bad addresses the writer of the email as Simone.