Juniper Email (Jemails)/2. living

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Juniper's second email, she describes what she does for a living.[edit | edit source]

Computer: Lapbook 45
Date: April 6th, 2019

Transcript[edit | edit source]

{Juniper is pulling up her email on her computer. The background is her and Acai again.}
Juniper: {singing to the tune of 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies' by Panic! at the Disco.} Oh, well imagine, that SB checked an email, and the email was asking why he didn't check emails anymore. {She pulls up the email.}

Dear Juniper,
What do you do for a living,
minus answering emails?
Dearly, Amber(ite)

Juniper: Ooh, what an interesting question, Amber.. Ite. {Typing} What I do for a living? That's a cool question, friendo. Other than doing the answering emails thing, I'm a musician.
{Cut to Juniper sitting on her bed, Orchid in her arms. She strums the chords to a song.}
Juniper: {Singing} Nothing wrong with you, the contrary for me, if you could notice, if you could see. {Continues to sing while she talks}
Juniper: {Voiceover} I write music, I sing, and play bass. Electric and acoustic bass. Mostly electric. Orchid is my musical savior.
{Cut to the House of the Brothers Strong, Strong Sad's room.}
Juniper: {Voiceover} I also do collabs with my friends.
Strong Sad: You practiced the music that I gave you?
Juniper: Yuppers. {She pulls Orchid out of hammerspace.}
{Cut back to the Lapbook.} Juniper: {Typing} So, there you have it, Amber..ite. That's what I do for a living. So, goodbye. {The Purple Paper comes down, the drawing of a dog in a taco costume and a cat in a burrito costume.}