HousemoonEmails/Marshmallows

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Email No: 1
Released: 28th August 2018
Page Title: Crescent 500!!!
Computer: Crescent 500

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{Housemoon is searching through the dumpster, looking for something. While he's doing this Weak Good walks onscreen}
WEAK GOOD: Housemoon, what are you doing?
HOUSEMOON: I'm trying to find my lucky day if you don't mind!
WEAK GOOD: Dude you've been doing this for 5 years now! You might want to give up...
{Suddenly, while Weak Good is talking, Housemoon finds the Crescent 500 in the dumpster}
HOUSEMOON: Gravy jones! I just found a computer!
WEAK GOOD: Housemoon...
HOUSEMOON: What a nice logo!
WEAK GOOD: Housemoon...
HOUSEMOON: Wow! TWO contrast knobs!
WEAK GOOD: {screaming} HHHHHOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEMMMMMOOOOONNN!!!!
{Housemoon is suddenly surprised and scared}
HOUSEMOON: GLUP...
WEAK GOOD: {screaming} THAT COMPUTER IS AT LEAST 35 YEARS OLD! AAAAANNNNDDD WE THREW THAT OUT BECAUSE IT HAD RANDOM SHUTDOWNS!
{pause}
HOUSEMOON: Even more the reason to use it!
{Weak Good puts his head in hands while in dismay}
HOUSEMOON: Now if you excusez moi! I'm gonna answer some esnails!
{Housemoon walks to the left offscreen}
WEAK GOOD: {screaming} IT'S EMAIL! AND HOW DO YOU ANSWER EMAIL ON A 35 YEAR OLD MACHINE!
HOUSEMOON: {offscreen} MAGIC!
{Cut to a desk without anything on it. Housemoon walks in and places the Crescent 500 on the desk}
HOUSEMOON: Finally got him of my trail!
{Housemoon clears his throat}
HOUSEMOON: {singing} IT'S TIME FOR THE EEEEEMMMMAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!
{Housemoon reads the email}


HOUSEMOON: Well Bretty, my favo food is MARSHMELLOWS! Like, where are you gonna find anything better?
WEAK GOOD: ASDA?
HOUSEMOON: {angrily} I thought you went away...
WEAK GOOD: Nah... I hid under the desk.
HOUSEMOON: {horrified} Wha... Wha... WHAT WAS I PUTTING MY FEET ON?
WEAK GOOD: My head...
HOUSEMOON: Jibblie... Jibblie... Jibblie... Jibblie... Jibblie...
{Housemoon jibblies offscreen}
WEAK GOOD: Huh! {pause} Weird!
{The Papo comes down, after 15 seconds Housemoon comes onscreen}
HOUSEMOON: What is that?
WEAK GOOD: The floating piece of paper? Yea, I found him in the dumpster too...
{long pause}
HOUSEMOON: Cool...