Homsemails/homestar
Homsemail #2
Homsar tries to find out if he's related to Homestar. In the process, he meets his "father".
Cast (in order of appearance): Homsar, Homestar Runner, Vinnie C.
Places: Homsar Reservation, The Field
Computer: Tanpiér 1272
Date: Monday, August 31, 2015
Page Title: Son of a Chipwich!!!
Transcript[edit | edit source]
HOMSAR: DaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEmaaaaaaaaaaeaaaaal!
Dear Homsar
Are you related to Homestar?! Why does you look the same as him?
From, Sir Sandwich Jones
HOMSAR: {typing} I can't make another batch of corn, sweetie! (I'm not so sure about that, Sandwich Jones.) The time is right for winged editors! (Some guy named Vinnie C. created me.) DaAaAaAaAh, I can't stop thinkin' 'bout the masked mouse! (If he's not in Homestar's family, I'm not. Let's go find out!)
{Homsar waddles over to The Field. Homestar is there, facing backwards from Homsar.}
HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAh, I has them mushrooms! {subtitles appear, reading "Hey, Homestar, are you related to Vinnie C.?"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah, Strong Bad is all types of kookiness today. I dunno why! (turns around) Oh! Hey! Homsar! I'm just talking to my relative-io, Vinnie C.! I wish I knew what you where saying...
{The screen pans right, revealing a recoloured Homestar is in front of him, as the personification of Vinnie C.}
VINNIE C.: Oh, I remember you! {pronounces "you" as "u"} You're {pronounces it as "ure"} that character I made {pronounces "mad"}!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What? Homsar, I can't believe all this time we were related! You know, I did wish we were related, but now, I realize we are! That's super great! All the greats in the world!
{Homestar keeps talking while Homsar waddles back to Homsar Reservation and sits at his computer.}
HOMSAR: DaAaAaAh, I'm getting the package o' the defying! (So yes, I am related. And I look the same as him BECAUSE I'm related.) This ain't no cucumber juice! (So, yeah. email me, everybody!)
{The Paper comes down.}
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
Inside References[edit | edit source]
- "Vinnie C." is the sender of the Strong Bad Email homsar. The reason why Homsar claims he "created" her is just because of a typo of "Homestar".