|Full Name||Homsar W. Floater|
|Friends||Rasmoh, Strong Sad, sometimes Marzipan|
|Location||Free Country USA|
Homsar William Floater is perhaps the strangest and most enigmatic of all the primary residents of the Free Country, USA. He occasionally says strange things, such as "Here comes the Yogurt Patrol!" Homsar doesn't have very many friends other than Strong Sad and Marzipan. Homsar is somehow able to ignore the laws of physics.
|Old Timey||Weird Walter|
|Dangeresque Films||Dangeresque -1|
|Xeriouxly Forxe||Still Homsar|