Coach E/Coach Email/draw

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(Coach E starts typing)

COACH E: Look, I don't feel like doing another email intro.

Halosche, Coach Erin

What are your favorite things to draw?

Can you draw Trogdor?

—Random Guy

COACH E: Dude, this is one of the best emails I've ever had. My favorite things to draw are any of the main Homestar Runner characters. But I always get inspired with my main man Bubs. I just keep drawing him over and over again, along with Coach Z.

(Cut to a scene with Coach E drawing a picture. She starts with a round head, flipper arms, a fat body, legs, a moob line and a belt. The drawing turned out to be Bubs and the she colours it in)

COACH E: So, there you have it. There's my Bubs. Isn't he cute? Well, I must send it to him, see if he likes it.

(Cut to Bubs Concession Stand)

BUBS: Hey there everypeoples. Today's the day I start mah cake sale. These delicious cakes were made by my wife, although I helped. Oh, that'll be five dollars.

COACH E: Hey Bubs

BUBS: Oh, well if it isn't my sweet precious Coach E. What can I get for ya, sweetie? Want some cake? It's only five dollars

COACH E: Oh, Bubs! I haven't got any money

BUBS: Hey, it's alright. Just take one for free. For you, I'll always give you a little something for free.

COACH E: Isn't that a little unfair? What about the other customers.

BUBS: Ahh, never mind. Is there something you'd like to tell me?

COACH E: I just wanted to give you this

BUBS: What's this? A note? For me? Oh, even better! It's a nice little drawing of me! Thank you, babes.That's kind of you.

(Cut to Coach E's computer room)

COACH E: I gave the drawing to Bubs. He really liked it. And as for Trogdor, I've drawn him one time, it didn't turn out that good. Well, at least he has consummate V's. Okay, if you want me to draw something for you, let me know and I will draw it for you. Just as long as it's Homestar-related. It may take a while but I'll get your request ready in no time.

(The pink striped paper comes down)