TGS and 4 Gregs Adventures/Cheerleader’s Claim to Fame
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!
{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Not one, not two, not three, not five...
{"4 Gregs" appears again.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!
{Sci-Fi Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Sci-Fi Greg! One Greg!
{Sci-Fi Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D n' D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: D n' D Greg! Two Greg!
{D n' D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Open Source Greg! Three Greg!
{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding a robot action figure.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Japanese Culture Greg, four Greg! {Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.} Four Gregs!
{"4 Gregs" appears again}
CHEERLEADER: My claim to fame is airing in a commercial for Dark Wing Duck when I was 10.
SO AND SO: It’s Darkwing Duck. DnD Greg was in it too.
DND GREG: You called?
CHEERLEADER: You know, I found myself singing Darkwing Duck.
SO AND SO: Wow!
DND GREG: My mom used to tell me stories of the last time I had... well, anything.
CHEERLEADER: OOOOOO... : Its dark.
SO AND SO: Uh.. probably.
DND GREG: I can still remember the first... I think I have the tape.
DND GREG: I remember on the first one we had like... the two characters had outfits made up, they could walk around outside.
SO AND SO: Like "Harlem Noir" "Empire Strikes Back" and all that kind of stuff?
DND GREG: Yup.
SO AND SO: Probably.
SO AND SO: My entire childhood was basically just spending time in...
DND GREG: Yup.
DND GREG: When I was like 4 or 5 it was just all stuff related to Star Wars. Let’s pop in the tape.
ANNOUNCER: Channel 6 presents the Disney Afternoon! Darkwing Duck is coming up, but first, after this message.
SO AND SO: All right!
{A swirling background is on screen. Marshie does his "rocket move" and faces the audience.}
MARSHIE: 'Sup, fools? I'm Marshie. Capital "M" and then "arshie"! I'm going this way!
{As he says this, the "M" and "arshie" appear under him. When he goes "this way" the text says "went that way!!!!!!!!!" The screen cuts to a chalkboard.}
MARSHIE: Why eat some other stuff,—
{Different types of food appear on the chalkboard: a ham, a pineapple, a cupcake, a piece of cherry pie, a hot dog, and a martini.}
MARSHIE: —when you can eat—
{Fluffy Puff Marshmallows replace the food items.}
MARSHIE: FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS? {Logo appears.}
{Screen cuts to plate of marshmallows.}
MARSHIE: Breakfast,—
{The marshmallows get covered in syrup topped with a pat of butter. A glass of juice appears next to the plate}
MARSHIE: —lunch,—
{the syrup vanishes and a salt shaker (labeled "7") and pepper shaker (labeled "3") are next to the marshmallows, which now have 3 tomato slices on them}
MARSHIE: —munch,—
{Batteries appear around the plate, while the marshmallows have nails stuck in them}
MARSHIE: —and pinner!
{Marshmallows now have a hat and eyepatch on them, and a cigar is next to them. Screen cuts to a pocket.}
MARSHIE: Stuff some in your pockets for—
{The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns creepy as the following words appear on the screen}
MARSHIE: —secret eating!!!
{Cut to pillow.}
MARSHIE: Hide some 'neath your pillow for sleepy times!
{The marshmallows appear underneath the pillow.}
MARSHIE: Dont'cha like me?
{Scene cuts to The Sad Kids.}
MARSHIE: Kids ask for it by name!
THE SAD BOY: What?
THE SAD GIRL: Huh?
{Penny whistle sounds and Fluffy Puff Marshmallow logo falls down and crushes Sad Kids.}
MARSHIE: 'Sright kids! Go eat'ya some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Now try new Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise. {Marshie's voice changes to an incredibly weird voice.} Made from the best stuff.
MARSHIE: I'm fluffity. I'm puffity. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
BACKGROUND SINGERS: {slightly out of time with Marshie} They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five.
ANNOUNCER: Darkwing Duck starts now!
YOUNG CHEERLEADER: Finally!
CHEERLEADER: There I am!
SO AND SO: Is this Water Way to Go?
CHEERLEADER: Now, now, there's no need to start so soon.
DND GREG: Some of you want to see Darkwing Duck from the very first! (muttering) Doesn't matter. We've got enough enemies.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It’s Over!