Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Welcome to Discord Part 3: Curses Galore

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Season 1: Episode 13

A combination of the Cardgage curse, the Homsar curse, Smarty Juice, and the virus results in the unspeakable.

Cast (in order of appearance): British Narrator, Honstlar, SRMX12, EDITED Video Greg, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Bubs, Homsar, Grindolo, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Neutral, Marzipan, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Drive-Thru Whale, Senor Cardgage, The Poopsmith, The King of Town

Places: Yonder Website, Discord, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand, Basement of the Brothers Strong, The King of Town's Castle

Date: Tuesday, May 29, 2018 - Sunday, May 19, 2019

Running Time: 7:59

Transcript[edit | edit source]

{Open to black.}

BRITISH NARRATOR: Previously on Welcome to Discord... the helmet fellows caught the Cardgage curse and the Homsar curse, while drinking Smarty Juice which sent them to Yonder Website, resulting in chaos none would forget.

{Cut to Yonder Website. Honstlar, SRMX12, and EDITED Video Greg appear in their Yonder Website variations.}

HONSTLAR: This can't be good.

{Gfd appears too.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Now I'm here too for some reason.

HONSTLAR: Well, luckily this time we won't have to worry about any lost gumption, right Goo-Goo-Garble?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: That is entirelY CORReCCKTTTTTT MY HONSTHE THNIKKAMAN: LAR;;;;;;;; farout}

HONSTLAR: Grate, now wii sound lick weerdohs. does aneeone no were Blubz iz?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: HE IZZZZZZZ. ;;;;; the the the the the the

{Gfd's head turns into a watermelon with antennae.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {in a robotic voice} 76,418,580,158

HONSTLAR: garbl what is the
what is the
what is the
what is the
{flies offscreen}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: moooon! the to rocketed has H Character no, Oh {grows eyelashes that become trees}

TREES: sKiiiiiiiiis s s s {catches fire}

SRMX12: {becomes pixelated} GALARBGALOOBDABADADOOBLEDOOBLEDOOBLIEDOOFHQWHGADSPFARGTLEIUWHIEGHAEGFDGSGWEIGHI__& {grows a giant balloon head that spawns mushrooms}

{The mushrooms run around and mutate into toes. One of the toes runs into Honstlar's eye, which turns into a mango.}

HONSTLAR: dis iz gettin 2 wired for mai oun gud.

COACH E: ddddddddddddddddddddddddstrongBadisONPOINT;

HONSTLAR: beep boop (in a shoe) >>>>>>>>../////||09849

{Cut to black.}

BRITISH NARRATOR: Everyone died. The end.

HONSTLAR: {offscreen} O noh you dont!

{Cut back to the deformed BODH.}

HONSTLAR: wii arnt goin all soff parke on dis!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: yEAH &WE MR. DANDO: ar3n'T HONSTLAR: to DO ThaaahHhHAH1111111HONSTLAR: HONSTLAR: MARZIPAN: HONSTLAR: cheese$MARSHIE:

HONSTLAR: Thatsz it, im callin Blubz! {pulls out a phone} ello, Blubz, wi niid yu too fix our talkin!

BUBS: What? I can't understand you.

HONSTLAR: I saAaaiIiiiiiIIIIDDDDDDD ]]]]]]] W6 ^ NeeeeeD D D DD u 213450 fiKXXXXX R TXZGFHQiiiiing;;;1???++

BUBS: Sorry, man! I just can't help you if I can't understand what you're sayin'.

BRITISH NARRATOR: I believe what he is trying to say is that he needs you to fix his speech.

BUBS: Oh, of course! I can do that. You see, the first step is to {unintelligible garbling}

{The phone turns into a bowl of eggplant stew.}

BRITISH NARRATOR: "Oh you have got to be kidding me!" said Honstlar.

"Well, at least this British guy can talk for us like in that train show," said Greg.

"We need to find a way to get out of here! This was a terrible idea!" said Gfd, as his kneecap morphed into a fish.

"I've got it!" said Honstlar, "We can get the narrator to get us back to normal!"

"Sure, whatever." I said as everything returned to as it was before.

HONSTLAR: It worked!

HOMSAR: Ketchup makes my noodles all bendy! (Not for long!)

{Homsar tries to make everything weird again, but fails.}

BRITISH NARRATOR: "What happened to my evil curse powers?!" said Homsar.

"I have bestowed sense-make powers upon the BODH. Thritish Narratore cursed again!" I said, as I kicked Homsar into space.

HONSTLAR: How did you do that?!

BRITISH NARRATOR: I'm British, that's all I need to say. Also, don't worry about that might/could thing either.

SRMX12: Thanks, voicem'n!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Man, that was terrible. I never want to do that again.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: So, uh... what do we do now?

HONSTLAR: I don't know. What were we doing before this whole curse thing happened?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: We will be kind. We will rewind. {gets a remote control and rewinds the toon, then fast forwards to the present} The King of Town and I were having an eating contest. I won.

HONSTLAR: Oh yeah. Let's celebrate!

{A party happens.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Whoa, where'd all these balloons and confetti come from?

HONSTLAR: The party. Duh.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: What's in this punch?

BUBS: Punch is too expensive nowadays. You be drinking nail polish remover!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Spitooo!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Did someone say nail polish remover?! {glug glug glug}

HONSTLAR: Have a thyme, everybody!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Are we back in the Yonder Website thing?

HONSTLAR: Nah, I was just telling everyone to have a thyme.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: You mean like that thing they made a garland of?

HONSTLAR: OH NO! What's happening to us?!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I think nail polish remover is an antithesis to smart— no we're not doing this again.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Doing what, farout?

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GFDGSGXGZGDRC: WwwwwwHAT'S HAPP3NING? NarrAtor! I thought GUMPTIONGUMTPIONyou said we d never be cuRsed ag4in!!!!1!thatsright

BRITISH NARRATOR: Oh, did I forget to mention? I lied.

HONSTLAR: you were were e_evil All aL0NGGG;?

BRITISH NARRATOR: The whole time. In fact...

{Grindolo appears.}

GRINDOLO: It was me!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: GR1n$d : senor: 0L0>

EDITED VIDEO GREG: How d d dar% ewE////+

HONSTLAR: WhY_ muss Yu TorMEENt uZz?!?! {becomes a giant palm tree made of fish}

GRINDOLO: 'Cause your ancestor locked me in a cave for 500 years, remember?

HONSTLAR: 50rrRY AAA a A bout th6^t,,,,, '

GRINDOLO: But don't worry, the fun doesn't stop here... I will spread the Homsar/Cardgage curse all throughout Free Country, USA! And even Yonder Websitize everything! The world will be shrouded in nonsensical chaos!

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: No0o o o o &\

{Grindolo spreads the curse across Free Country, USA. A montage of everything getting weirder begins.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And that's why I always like my shoes.

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's frankly the worst story I've ever heard. You should be garble6 {beet_salad}^^^;

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?

STRONG BAD: What did I just say?! I didn't mean to do thaaaaTROGDOR: THE THNIKKAMAN: COACH Z: z'

{Homestar's head turns into an eggplant with a chicken beak.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: T13C0LL4R0ND3M0U5 {LAPPY 486:}

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand.}

BUBS: What can I get for you fine gentleman?

COACH Z: I'll has another napkin, please!

BUBS: Ordinarily, that would cost a hundred bucks, but you know what, I'll give it to you for free!

COACH Z: Bubs, are you okay?! You'd never say that!

BUBS: Whah! No! Of course not! What I meant is, it'll cost $IWURGHRIA[8*J45JJJJ__/?43U and a dime!

NEBULON: All right then, Bubso. I'll have a a a&forty fthousand AND1HALF of pickled ) grape'fru1t is is is {explodes}

BUBS: {the juice box man is on the way}

{Cut to the Basement of the Brothers Strong, already a glitched mess. The Brothers Strong have been combined into Strong Neutral.}

STRONG NEUTRAL: I am alW W Ways oka^y~

{Cut to Marzipan, Pom Pom, and The Cheat in the Field. It has already glitched.}

POM POM: beef jerky %

THE CHEAT: DEEVEEDEEZ.+

{Cut to sudden Citywide Hoop Champs logo.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I CAN MAKE LOGOZ aPPEAR OUT OF EVERWHEAR!!!!1&!!

HOMSAR: That is honestly quite fascinating, mister Gregory.

SENOR CARDGAGE: I surely do agree, my colleague. Logo appearances are the key to a successful lifestyle, as my studies have shown.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Wait, doesn't this mean the shows over?

HOMSAR: Oh, not in the slightest, my dear aquatic acquaintance. The show has merely just begun.

SENOR CARDGAGE: Indeed, quite true, quite true.

{Cut to the Poopsmith and the King of Town at the castle.}

THE POOPSMITH: DEEDALODODEEDOLADOD$DOLOLOL)))111QDEEEDOOO:

CHEATBALL: gargargar {throonj}

{Salad splorf greebge ghrwq jbjgjgjgj}

TROGDOR: LAPPY 486: GFDGSGXGZGDRC: SO AND SO: SO AND SO: MARZIPAN: HONSTLAR: EH! STEVE!: SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: the

{Cut to prancey pies, all the times.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: COLONEL HOMESTAR: SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: MARZIPAN: weee HAV e to12 pught an ENNNd 2% this madNE5S:::<nowiki>

HONSTLAR: {glarb} but HOWWW/ ??? (

HOMSAR: Ahem. Perhaps a scholarly and knowledgable humanoid being such as myself could be of some assistance.

SENOR CARDGAGE: Indeed, indeed.

HOMSAR: Perhaps we could sneak into Castle Grindolo, and find a flaw in his magic abilities. We shall exploit it to shut off this absurdity, returning the countryside to its previous state.

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: A wonderful plan, I must concur.

GRINDOLO: You don't think it will be that easy, do you?

HOMSAR: Oh, dear. It appears that Grindolo fellow overheard our plan. What a travesty this is indeed.

GRINDOLO: My plan doesn't stop here. I'm going to unleash... THE VIRUS!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Good heavens! Are you referring to the computer virus what affected our universe back in aught-four?

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: With the combination of the Homsar curse, the Cardgage curse, Yonder Website, and the virus, reality will descend into madness and cease to exist!

GRINDOLO: That's my intention. After all these years, the Broternal Order will be dead, and I will rebuild the universe and rule over all life!

HOMSAR: Quickly, my non-sequitur acquaintances! We must stop that Grindolo before he—

{Grindolo unleashes the virus.}

HOMSAR: Oh.

{Everything except Homsar, Cardgage, and the Drive-Thru Whale transforms into an incomprehensible heap of nonsense. Grindolo leaves.}

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: What is there to do now? We have five minutes until all reality breaks and the universe is no more!!

HOMSAR: Fear not, my aquatic acquaintance. I have another plan... one that will save the universe once and for all!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Well, what is this plan?

HOMSAR: First, I must use my power to bring the Broternal Order out of this mess.

{The BODH appear out of nowhere.}

HONSTLAR: Ow. All that weirdness made my brain hurt.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: You said it. That was awful.

HOMSAR: My headgear-donning companions, I have a quest for you. It will end Grindolo's plan and save reality.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Oh hey, sounds neat. What's the quest?

HOMSAR: You'll need to build an Anti-Smarty Juice factory and manufacture as much as you can. Use a bomb to blow up the factory so the Anti-Smarty Juice gets on everything, de-Yonderizing the world. Then, you must find the cure for the Homsar and Cardgage curses. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. Finally, take this floppy disk to Grindolo's castle. It will download Edgarware to stop the virus. But you may need to fight Grindolo to make it happen.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Why don't we just undo the filler?

HOMSAR: Oh. Didn't think of that.

{Everything goes back to normal.}

ALL: We did it!

HONSTLAR: Now, how do we end this three-part episode?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: How 'bout like this?

{Cut to the "end." screen}