Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/The Movie
Season 1: Episode 5
The Order and their allies discusses their upcoming animated episode, Helmet Quest.
Cast (in order of appearance): Honstlar, Coach E, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, SRMX12, EDITED Video Greg, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Senor Cardgage, Marzipan, Homsar, Visor Robot, Gavin, Strong Mad, The Poopsmith, The King of Town
Places: Honstlar's House, Pillquarters
Date: Thursday, May 4, 2017
Running Time: 1:46
Transcript[edit | edit source]
{Open to Honstlar waking up from his bed}
HONSTLAR: Hey, it's almost 2 AM! I gotta get ready for the next meeting!
{Honstlar walks to the meeting room and lets everyone inside}
HONSTLAR: Weclome back, Coach E, Gfd, SRMX12, EDITED Video Greg, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar, The Cheat, Senor Cardgage, Marzipan, Homsar, Visor Robot, The Cheat, Gavin, Poodonki— Hey, wait a minute! What are you guys doing here? This meeting is for BODH members only!
HOMESTAR: I got an inventation.
COACH Z: I got an invertortiarn too!
STRONG MAD: ME TOO!!
THE POOPSMITH: {holds up "Me too" sign}
COACH E: Who invited all these people?
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Sorry. I wanted to attract more members.
HONSTLAR: That's not the right way to do it, Jackson!
THE KING OF TOWN: Doo! I smelled butter!
HONSTLAR: Get out of here, King! That must've just been our butter gun weapon in the back.
SENOR CARDGAGE: I'ms Marley a fig mint of your imitation. {vanishes}
HONSTLAR: Order! ORDER!! Members of the BODH, everyone else, I have good news and bad news.
SRMX12: What's the bad news?
HONSTLAR: A certain King of Town has eaten our last butter-shooting weapon.
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: This is a travesty!! How ever will we defend our secret headquarters?!
SRMX12: For one thing, this isn't a secret headquarters, it's Pom Pom's basement...
HONSTLAR: It is a secret headquarters and you know it!
SRMX12: ...And secondly, Pom Pom should defend his own basement. I mean, isn't it kind of unethical to break into someone's house every Tuesday?
HONSTLAR: It's not breaking in if he doesn't know we're here.
SRMX12: Actually, that's exactly what breaking in is. What's the good news?
HONSTLAR: We're going to film a BODH movie!! Does anyone have any questions?
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I have a question.
HONSTLAR: Okay, you. What is it?
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Are shoeboxes edible?
HONSTLAR: Uh, no, I wouldn't think they would be.
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I have another question.
HONSTLAR: Okay.
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Can I go see a doctor?
{Everyone looks at him strangely}
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: What? It looked delicious.
HONSTLAR: So does anyone have any questions about the film?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, subtitled "Can I animate?"}
HONSTLAR: Sorry, T.C., I've already contacted some strange beings from an alternate universe, and they said they would animate it.
SRMX12: That's pretty cool.
HONSTLAR: And with that, this meeting is adjourned. Try to leave the headquarters without Pom Pom noticing.
{Cut to a screen reading "End."}
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
Inside References[edit | edit source]
- The King of Town enters because he smells butter.
- The meeting room is said to be Pom Pom's basement (or "rumpus room") in the DVD commentaries for Summer Short Shorts and Ever and More!.
- The BODH movie Honstlar refers to is Helmet Quest.
- Gfd apparently eats a shoebox.
- The Cheat is subtitled when he asks if he can animate.
Real-World References[edit | edit source]
- "That's not the right way to do it, Jackson!" is a line from the Two More Eggs short "Dooble: She Whispered".
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