Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/The BODH Goes Crazy Go Nuts

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Season 1: Episode 14

The BODH enrolls at Crazy Go Nuts University, because why not. Giant monster fights, time loops, waffles, and romance ensue.

Cast (in order of appearance): Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Honstlar, Homsar, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, SRMX12, Coach E, EDITED Video Greg, Stom, The King of Town, Mr. Dando, The Cleanser Geek, Grindolo, Dean, The Teach, Piem'n, College Radio Host (voice only)

Places: Pillquarters, Honstlar's House, Crazy Go Nuts University, Theta Sigma Alpha House, Castle Grindolo, Math Class, AV Room, Dean's Video Dungeon

Date: Thursday, November 23, 2017 - Saturday, December 16, 2017

Running Time: 19:18

Transcript[edit | edit source]

{A title card reading "Those Wacky Helmets" shows up as the jazzy instrumental version of the life-affirming pop-ballad type theme song plays. Below the title, "The BODH Goes Crazy Go Nuts" appears.}

{Cut to the Helmetcave. I mean the Pillquarters. It has that yellow wallpaper with the weird flowers and pears and stuff. Gfd walks through the door with a terrible '80s haircut.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I'm back!

{Audience laughter. Cut to Honstlar wearing a sweater with a cup of Hot Jones by his side.}

HONSTLAR: {in a Dave Coulier-type sing-song voice} Where were you this time?

{Homsar walks in with a mullet.}

HOMSAR: What is be a goings-on, cousin Hontlaser?

AUDIENCE: Awww...

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Hey, Homsar, what are— {audience laughter} —you doing here?

HONSTLAR: I invited him to the BODH meeting! {audience laughter}

SRMX12: Now, what crazy misadventures are we going on this week?

HONSTLAR: I don't know, but I'm sure it's gonna— {in normal voice} Wait, why am I in a cheap knockoff of every sitcom ever made?

{Coach Z appears from a door above Honstlar à la Laugh-In.}

COACH Z: {in Homestar's voice but without his speech impediment} Because you're dreaming, face-for-crap! And because of that, I'm stuck in Coach Z with Homestar's stupid voice.

{Homestar appears in a similar door.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in Bubs's voice with added rhotacism} You said it, More Than 2 Problems Guy!

HONSTLAR: Okay, I'ma wake up now.

{Honstlar wakes up in his house and looks at the clock.}

HONSTLAR: Crap! I'm late for the meeting!

{Honstlar puts on the Golden Fedora.}

HONSTLAR: Take me to the meeting!

{Honstlar and the fedora teleport to the basement, where everyone is waiting.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Oh, so you had the fedora all along. We've been looking for it all time!

SRMX12: Gfd's just angry because he had to forfeit his magic waffles.

HONSTLAR: What about the enchanted pancakes?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {grabs and puts on fedora} I hereby declare enchanted pancakes!

FEDORA: DWAYNE!

{A plate of enchanted pancakes appears in a wagon, and Gfd somehow vacuums them into his mouthtangle.}

HONSTLAR: Now that breakfast is out of the way, I call this meeting to order! {slams drumstick on that thing judges use their gavels on} Brother Greg, I believe it is time for your weekly power play.

THE KING OF TOWN: {voiceover} Booo!

{EDITED Video Greg puts on a graduation cap and pulls down a projector screen, pointing at it with a pointéd stick.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Allow me to demonstrate.

STOM: {throwing waffles to everyone} Waffle time!

HONSTLAR: Has it been 30 minutes already?

SRMX12: Thanks, Stom!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: These waffles wouldn't happen to be... magic waffles, would theyyy?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Ahem. Allow me to demonstrate...

STOM: Indeed they are! No, wait. They could be demon waffles from Marshie's factory. Only one way to find out!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Yeah, anyways, this is a sock. And it's full of all the pancakes I'm not eating since Gfd got to them all.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I was hungry!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Yeah, but I really wanted those'm pancakes.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC AND EDITED VIDEO GREG: {indistinct arguing}

HONSTLAR: {loudly} ENOUGH!!

{Everyone stops.}

HONSTLAR: Can you just calm down and let me explain what we are going to do in this episode?

ALL: Okay.

HONSTLAR: We are going to go to college so we can not only engage in wacky hijinx but also make it up to Homestar after I beat the crud out of him in episode ten!

{Flashback to a scene from Rage Against the Pom where the Pillmobile's alt mode punches Homestar repeatedly.}

HONSTLAR: NEVER! PRETEND! TO BE! THE SUPREME! OVERLORD! EVER! AGAIN! SORRY! HOMESTAR! I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU! NEXT SCRIPT WE GO TO COLLEGE! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!

{Cut back to the present where Homestar is there for unknown reasons.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, what great memories.

HONSTLAR: DAH!

{Cut to an exterior shot of the CGNU campus.}

HONSTLAR: College time has come, my brothers and sister! What should we do first?

{Cut to the BODH inside the building.}

SRMX12: I wanna be in charge of the campus TV station!

COACH E: I wanna join a sorority!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I wanna eat a bucket of pizza-flavored plastic cups!

{Crickets chirp.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: What?

{Cut to the back of a chair behind a desk.}

HONSTLAR: Hello, is this the dean?

THE DEAN: You are correct.

HONSTLAR: Why do you have your chair turned around like a James Bond villain?

THE DEAN: No reason. Oh, wait there is a reason.

{The chair turns around until the dean is revealed.}

MR. DANDO: I finally got you crazy kids!

ALL: MR. DANDO?!

HONSTLAR: How did you become the dean?

MR. DANDO: Simple, I killed the old one.

HONSTLAR: YOU WHAT?!

MR. DANDO: He was in my way.

SRMX12: This is so illegal, it hurts.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I'm calling 911!

{A gun is heard firing and the phone explodes.}

MR. DANDO: Oh no you don't. You're not gonna tell anybody. And if you do, I'll kill you.

HONSTLAR: Why do you hate us?

MR. DANDO: I don't need to tell you.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, yeah you do.

MR. DANDO: No, I don't.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes, you do.

MR. DANDO: No.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes.

MR. DANDO: No!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes.

MR. DANDO: NO!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No.

MR. DANDO: YES!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Then tell us.

MR. DANDO: NO!! Just for that, your fraternity is instantly under double-secret probation!

HONSTLAR: We don't have a fraternity.

MR. DANDO: Yes you do. You are now apart of Theta Sigma Alpha. {in a demonic voice} NOW GET THE SMEG OUT!

ALL: AAH!

{Cut to the Theta Sigma Alpha building. Under the Greek letters is a sign that says "HELMET HOUSE"}

{Cut to the interior. Greg is passed out and for some reasons dressed as Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya. Next to him is a fully conscious Teen Girl Squad-style woman.}

THE DIRECTOR GEEK: Hey, Greg.

SRMX12: Who is this?

HONSTLAR: I think she's somebody who's gonna destroy the Greek house of sports fanatics.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Nah, I know her. This is The Director Geek, I befriended her at the cosplay contest we had when we both went as Haruhi characters.

THE DIRECTOR GEEK: Nah she's dead too. I stole her clothes. I'm the Cleanser Geek.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: WHAT?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: I decided it was for the best. Little ignorant sheeperson just going around believing chemtrails aren't killing us all. Look around you. You and your late girl don't have color, Gfd has swollen teeth, the marshmallow people over there are way too close to those bozos who are wrecking our perfect state by pumping this stuff in the air—

STOM: How does chemicals in the air do all that?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Errr... uuuhhh—ANYWAY there's gonna be some changes here. The BODH fraternity isn't entertaining enough for any of you. I'm gonna take the perspective of the fictional "director" of our cherished series of events. Every joke you must make from now on must be about how ridiculous it is that there is a director here. No longer will there be comedy for its own sake. Now it'll be half-jokes about you disobeying us and half you flirting with me. Ready-now.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: You still haven't come close to explaining why these "chemtails" are real.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Just look at the opening of that anime your costume is from! It’s got, like, sky... and dirties... that cause... chemtrails.

HONSTLAR: What's with her? Is she a part of the probation? Does she work for the dean? Why do we need a director? Why is she forcing us to make these jokes that aren't even jokes?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: What is happening to anvrything?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: That is not an approved joke. {throws Gfd outside the screen}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: AAAHHHH...

THE CLEANSER GEEK: You see, you'll find out being in my care was the greatest thing to ever happen to you. I am about to teach you all valuable lessons as to what constitutes co-edit. You don't need to waste valuable energy with malapropisms and whatnot. Here's all you need to do: flash one still image of yourselves whilst having a text to speech program say funny prerecorded situations. Conveniently, every other joke must be statements about how Strong Bad is a great ruler and how neither you nor anyone who attends this college should join the Municipality, so it looks like we are conscious human beings with thoughts. Now joke about how Strong Bad is amazing because I say he is and he will get rid of those chemtrails already.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {spontaneously appearing out of nowhere} STRONG BAD IS AMAZING BECAUSE SOME RANDOM LADY SAYS HE IS AND WILL GET RID OF THOSE CHEMTRAILS ALREADY HOW DID I DO WAS THAT GOOD?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Too fast and loud. That's not a good joke. {throws Gfd off the screen again}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: AAAHHHH...

HONSTLAR: That's it. I draw the line at my friends getting thrown out the window! Get out!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: First rule— well, third or so really, but first rule: no talking in mooseinacaninc. Second rule: no eating in mooseinacaninc. Would anyone care for a Grumblecake?

FAMILIAR VOICE: {echoing} Cleanser, are you completing your mission?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: {whispering} Yes, Master Grin... just gimme a second.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Who was that?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: YOU HEARD NOTHING!

HONSTLAR: You work for Grindolo?!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Crap.

HONSTLAR: I knew it!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Well, now that you know, I guess I'll have to destroy you all.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I never got to eat my bucket of pizza-flavored plastic cups...

SRMX12: Somehow I imagined college to be less life-threatening. I only wanted a degree in Total Spaceship Guy!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: This plot sure changed drastically in the last few minutes.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FOURTH WALL JOKES? {transforms into a giant monster, blowing up the house}

HONSTLAR: What do we have here? A cheap Katie Ka-Boom knockoff? You gotta be smeggin' me.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: You dare agitate the all-powerful Monstrous Geek?!

HONSTLAR: Yes. And ya wanna know why?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Why?

HONSTLAR: 'Cause I'm a bigger weeaboo than you! {a weird belt with a fan on it appears on his body} Henshin! {a robo-suit materializes onto his body}

SRMX12: His obscurity levels are over 7 and a half!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Aw yeah, Honstlarful Joe! I can do it too! {becomes Ryu from Math Kickers}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I can have a time too! {pulls out a weird belt buckle} I'M HUNGRY FOR THYME!

{Cut to lightning striking some weird thing, then cut to a shot of the belt buckle opened with electricity inside, and Gfd inside it, holding up another buckle.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: POODONKIS!

{Fade from white to Gfd in a Power Ranger suit with added arms.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Now this is a thing that's happened to me.

SRMX12: My turn! Ahem... {pulls out a beetle looking thing} BEETLE BONDER! {raises up the Beetle Bonder} BEETLE BLAST!

{A beetle themed version of his robot suit appears on him.}

HONSTLAR: Roll call!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Street Masher Greg!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Power of Poodonkis! Power Ranger Potato!

SRMX12: Dynamic Dungbeetle!

HONSTLAR: Kamen Honstlar!

STOM: What about me?

HONSTLAR: Oh sorry, you can do a thing.

STOM: Okay! {turns into a Japanese Robocop} Space Cop Jiban!

HONSTLAR: Together we are, the Mighty Morphin' Power Helmets!

{They pose and a colorful explosion happens in the background.}

STOM: Why didn't that cause any damage?

HONSTLAR: Try not to think about it for too long.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: {laughing} You think you can defeat me with stupid cosplay?! I was made immune to the hat's creations so you five are totally scr—OWW!

{Pan down to Street Masher Greg punching The Monstrous Geek.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: SHUT UP! Taste the power of, ONLY TWO BUILDINGS EXISTING IN MY WORLD! {launches brick buildings and Pizza Pis at The Cleanser Geek} Yeah, who's harassing us with pizza and pasta now?

HONSTLAR: RIDAH KICK!! {kicks the she-beast in the forehead}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: You're giving me a headache!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {pulls out a sword, puts a GameCube disc through the handle, and spins it} Spin Sword! Luigi's Mansion! {swings the sword at The Monstrous Geek, intentionally missing and summoning a ghost that scares the monster}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Make that a headache with a side of heart attack.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Hey, I can use GameCube games too! {shoots out Donkey Kong}

{What follows is essentially Donkey Kong's Final Smash.}

STOM: Wallace and Gromit: Project Zoo! {throws the disc that turns to a spiky cheese ball}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: I'm lactose-intolerant!

{Cut to an unfinished castle on the moon.}

FRENCH NARRATOR: Meanwhile, inside the secret moon base of Grindolo...

GRINDOLO: Pathetic. Those nerds are actually kicking her butt!

{Cut to Grindolo inside the castle.}

GRINDOLO: That's it. I'm pulling out my secret weapon! {a ray gun appears in his ghost claw} Little Pluckies, make my monster grow!

{Grindolo fires the gun at the Cleanser Geek from afar, causing her to grow.}

MR. DANDO: I thought I told that cloaked loser to keep the collateral damage to a minimum!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Now what?!

HONSTLAR: Cuz', you know I always come prepared! We need Megazord power now!

{Cut to the Pillmobile rising from the ground and turning into a robot that flies to the college. Everybody gets in the Pillzord which then summons a huge cardboard box, the Drive-Thru Whale, and for some reason The King of Town.}

KING OF TOWN: SAUCE!!

{They all combine.}

ALL: PILLBOX MEGAZORD! WE ARE UNITED!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Now we're talkin'! Giant combining robot! ...Wait a minute. Doesn't that mean that we now have a crappy fandom?

THE KING OF TOWN: Come on, give me the giant mechanical sauce now!

HONSTLAR: Now's not the time for bad fan sauce, we gotta destroy this monster!

STOM: Then the episode can end?

HONSTLAR: Sadly not, I will get in wacky college hijinks if it's the last thing I do!

{The Pillbox Megazord punches the Cleanser Geek. The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme starts playing.}

ALL: FINAL STRIKE!

{The Pillbox Megazord fires a laser from its chest, causing the Cleanser Geek to fall down towards Mr. Dando}

MR. DANDO: I'll get you Mighty Morphin' Crazy Kids!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: I will have my revenge, Waddler. This I swear!

{The Cleanser Geek explodes, and the Pillbox Megazord poses.}

HONSTLAR: That's another one in the bag!

FRENCH NARRATOR: Two days later...

THE NEW DEAN: Thank you for catching that fraud and saving the town in the process, Broternal Order of Different Helmets! As a token of our gratitude, the probation has been lifted.

ALL: Hooray!

HONSTLAR: Now let's get to class!

{Cut to math class. The gang sits in the fourth row.}

THE TEACH: SOLVE FOR PI! SOLVE FOR PI!

{Piem'n appears.}

PIEM'N: Where? Where?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Where did you come from?

PIEM'N: I DON'T KNOW!

{Slime happens. Cut to the gang walking through the halls.}

HONSTLAR: This is so exciting! I'm-a gonna get a degree!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: In what? Cutting Ones, or Giving Strong Bad A Dollar?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I'm aiming for Business Abomination with a minor in The Lighter Side of Sports myself.

STOM: It is be waffle thymes!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Yay!

STOM: Also I am getting a degree in statistician make-funs and stick hangings-out.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Where do you get all these waffles, man?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I'll be getting four diplomas in Staving it Off.

SRMX12: Well, I'm double-majoring in Outdated Programming Languages and Wood-Davery! I'm a true intellectual academian!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Yeah, and I'm a true intellectual macadamia! {turns into a macadamia nut}

STOM: Now I'm a cashew. {turns into a cashew}

HONSTLAR: I HE BE A WALNUT! {it happens}

SRMX12: Whoa whoa whoa, you guys! Stop turning into nuts! This is all my fault!

{Cut to the school nurses' room.}

HONSTLAR: How were we able to do that?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I DON'T KNOW!

{Slime happens.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {looks at a clock} Oh crap! We're late!

SRMX12: He's right! We gotta get to the AV room to host the local TV station.

HONSTLAR: Run!

{Cut to a radio.}

COLLEGE RADIO HOST: You're wa—watching, uhh... {sounds of papers are heard} WCGN: The Eyes of Free Country. Now for the news.

{Cut to the AV room.}

HONSTLAR: Halosche, I'm Honstlar Waddler here now with the news.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Erm... d'we forget something?

{Cut to Stom, still a cashew.}

STOM: Um... you guys?

{Cut back to the AV room.}

HONSTLAR: We'll fix it later. Anyway, local mascot Homestar Runner forgot to turn off his TV last night and for unknown reasons, the KOT happened.

KING OF TOWN: SAUCE!! {starts beating up Honstlar while yelling "SAUCE"}

HONSTLAR: Why does this keep happening?! Let's go over to Gfd with the sports thing.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Recent controversy arose in the CGNU football leagues when they started taking Smarty Juice and proceeded to bend at the knee—

HONSTLAR: All right, getting a little to close to home. It's time for EDITED Video Greg's movie review.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Thank you, my good sir. Just got done with Pom Pom's new quirky comedy "Home for Decemberween". It was a pile of rancid horse giblets with no comedy, no emotional standard, and the King of Town's horrifying naked body and the next time I see that orange tweezhole, I'm installing a tetherball pole in the Pillquarters and I'm gonna go to town! I give "Home for Decemberween" a 1 out of 10. Now if you want to see a good D'ween movie, watch "The Thnikkaman Rides Again".

HONSTLAR: And now, traffic and weather, with newscarster...

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: HOLD IT, I OBJECT. That was easily the worst Thnikkaman movie. I mean, the Poopsmith as Thnikkaman? But to be honest, Coach Z was a riot in that movie.

HONSTLAR: CAN WE PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE NEWS?!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Sheesh.

HONSTLAR: As I was saying, and now the weather with SRMX12!

SRMX: Why thank you. Unfortunately, I have gone numb and cannot sense temperature.

{The real SRMX12 comes in.}

SRMX12: Will somebody get rid of this deformed bootleg? And now the real weather! It's currently G degrees Celsius.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: And that is quite enough of that, now it is time for Stom's TV review.

SRMX12: Oh, come on!

HONSTLAR: Actually, the show for this week is a Netflix original, so we will preempt it in favour of Greg's web video review.

SRMX12: HOW MANY SEGMENTS DOES HE HAVE?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I swear if this is on that show with the washed-up Clydesdale who needs Prozac—

EDITED VIDEO GREG: This week I will talk about Stranger Things. I know nothing about this show. At all. Both my parents hated it yet felt obliged to continue it since they liked the soundtrack. Not that awesome theme mind you, the preexisting songs we hear every King-of-Town-foresaken weekend when we listen to the same old—

{Abrupt cut to outside of the studio where Stom is having a fit. Greg is heard continuing in background.}

STOM: Please I beg you let me host this one! I know more about this show than his short temper ever could!

HONSTLAR: {opens the door} Go crazy.

STOM: Mouthbreather. {speeds off}

HONSTLAR: Did he just call me a mouthbreather?!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Well, isn't it accurate? I mean, you have no nose...

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Not what that means.

SRMX12: I thought that lip thing was your nose.

STOM: It is a marshmallow in the shape of a who and a hey!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I's always thought it was an exploding dolphin that splashed into your face and combusted into a space-bending atomic field, fusing into your chin, which was then covered in vanilla frosting while you were visiting a haunted cake factory.

HONSTLAR: JUST REVIEW STRANGER THINGS ALREADY!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Mmkay then. As I was saying... {speaking at a tone and pace that would make Sanka Strong Sad crap himself} I PROPERLY WATCHED THIS SHOW AFTER MY MOM WENT TO BED AND BY ASSOCIATION SHUT HER GOB AND OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS THE FREAKIN BOOBS IT'S SO GOOD THE USAGE OF MUSIC IS SO GOOD AND IT DOESN'T BOMBARD YOU WITH REFERENCES TO 80S AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY AND IT'S LIKE A KUBRICK MOVIE IN TERMS OF DETAILS AND—

STOM: Wait, I thought I was taking over the segment for today.

HONSTLAR: Screw it! We're out of time anyway. Goodnight.

STOM: Oh, come on!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Wait, can we say screw it? I mean, the last time Strong Bad tried it...

FRENCH NARRATOR: Meanwhile...

{Cut to Coach E talking to the Dean about the sororities.}

DEAN: Okay, but warning... at this particular sorority you're killed at the end of each day.

COACH E: I'm pretty sure I can handle it. {thinking} I hope she's just joking!

DEAN: We are not joking. You see, here at CGNU we bank our credibility on the policy if we just flat out admit the horrific crap going on here, you'll be too shocked to properly negatively react as if you had discovered it on your own. So—

STOM: Waaaait.

COACH E: Yeah, bud?

STOM: It is waffle thymes!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Yay!

DEAN: Just what are you doing?

STOM: Erm... delivering waffles? It's my job.

HONSTLAR: Dean is talking about a sorority that can get you killed, and you're giving out waffles?

STOM: Half an hour had passed...

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Can't argue with that logic. It was waffle time. There's no delaying waffle time.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: {walks onscreen} Wait, you have waffles?

THE BROTHERS CHAPS: {voiceover; singing} Dun dun duuun!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: So, Cleanser... my old nemesis... we meet again. How are you still alive?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Don't you get it? I'm indestructible! You just permanently destroyed my monster form!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: What are you doing on CGNU campus?

THE CLEANSER GEEK: You know, boring business stuff. Now leave, all of you, I have to do paperwork or whatever.

{The BODH leaves the room.}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Hey, Dean! Have you been working on our plan? You know, killing the Helmet Club?

DEAN: Yes, I was just telling them about that sorority. You know, the one where you're killed at the end of each day.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Excellent. Get them to join, and the Group of Hats will be no more!

HONSTLAR: {walking in again} What did you just say?

DEAN: {to the Cleanser Geek} I mean, I, uh, cough, don't know what you're talking about, person I don't know.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: {to the BODH} Oh— oh man. Uh, nevermind, you guys. We weren't talking at all. I didn't say anything about anything about anything.

{Silence.}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: SMOKE BOMB! {throws a smoke bomb and disappears}

DEAN: So, um, friends... what should we do now? Friendly, unsuspicious, regular-day things?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Sounds good!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Wait... you do realize a sorority is for girls? As in... this will only get rid of E?

DEAN: SON OF A—

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Where'd you come from? I thought you smoke bomb'd away.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Right, I just uh, well, er, grumblemumblePOOF! {disappears again}

DEAN: So uh, hey, Coach E. Wanna go to a cool place? It's got... muffins!

COACH E: Nope, now I know what's—

{Dean grabs Coachy and runs away.}

HONSTLAR: Stop her!

{The guys try to catch up.}

COACH E: What the crap are you doing?

DEAN: Trust me, I don't want to kill you. I was protecting you from Grindolo and his minions by pretending to work with them. Come in here, you'll be safe.

{They all get in through a door to the Dean's secret room.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: What is this?

HONSTLAR: My gosh, it's full of anime.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: OH BOY! Lotsa rare cool Japanese logos on anime. Come on, my amigo might/could, let's get ripping!

SRMX12: This gal sure likes Power Rangers.

HONSTLAR: {in a snobby voice} I believe the correct term is "tokusatsu".

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Look at all these action figures!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: It's like I've died and gone to Japanese Heaven.

STRONG SAD: Ah-nee-may!

STRONG BAD: It's called Japanimation!

DEAN: Get outta here, you two! So, as I was saying...

EDITED VIDEO GREG: How many rare logos are here?

DEAN: Er— 7,256. But that's not why we're here. Anyways...

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Wait, you like logos too?

DEAN: Does Goku love food?

{Music starts playing.}

HONSTLAR: {singing} I can't see me lovin' nobody but you, for all my life!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I don't think we've been properly introduced yet, I'm Greg.

DEAN: I could tell from your shirt. I'm Diana, but most people call me Dean.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I like that nickname, it's cute.

HONSTLAR: I think somebody is in love...

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Shut up!

HONSTLAR: But I sang the song!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Sorry about this, Dean.

DEAN: That's okay.

HONSTLAR: I have an idea! Since you clearly have the hots for Greg, how would you like to join our secret club?

DEAN: Well, seeing as how most of the time this college doesn't exist, I can agree to that!

HONSTLAR: Great! Now for the initiation, kissing Greg!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Wait, what—

{The two kiss.}

HONSTLAR: You're in!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina.

{Fade to graduation.}

DEAN: ...And that's the last of your degrees, Mr Waddler.

HONSTLAR: I'm set for life!

DEAN: And with that, the school year is over!

{Everyone throws their hats.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: What do you say I walk you to the Pillmobile?

DEAN: I would be honor roll'd!

{The BODH drives away. Cut to an interior shot of the moon base, where a mysterious silhouette stands in darkness.}

VOICE: I may have forgotten to actually take action and kill you, but trust me, Waddler...

{The silhouette steps out of the shadows.}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: I'll get you someday.

GRINDOLO: {offscreen} Get back to cleaning the throne room!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Yes, sir!

{Cut to a screen reading "The End. FINALLY!"}

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