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Season 2: Episode 3

The gang travels through the video game world to stop the King of Town from talking about sauce or whatever.

Cast (in order of appearance): EDITED Video Greg, The King of Town, Honstlar, Coach E, Stom, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Dean, SRMX12, Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg, Arrow'd Guy, Troy, Kid Speedy, The Announcer (voice only), Hallrunner, Strong Bad (voice only), Character 1, Character 2, Character 13, Slim Sidelman, Power Rangers characters, Garfield, Jim Davis's Lawyers, Skeleton, Rabite

Costumes:

  • EDITED Video Greg as Q*Bert
  • The King of Town as the Taco Bell logo
  • Honstlar as the Seventh Doctor from Doctor Who
  • Coach E as Flandare Scarlet from Touhou
  • Stom as Buzzed Bunny
  • Gfdgsgxgzgdrc as Inspector Gadget
  • Dean as Sailor Jupiter
  • SRMX12 as Vincent Dawn, the Cinema Snob
  • Rabite as Retsuko from Aggretsuko

Places: Pillquarters Metallix, Blubb-O's, Teen Girl Squad, Troy: The Movie Game, 50K Racewalker, Hardware Store, Yonder Website, Slim Sidelman's One-Card Solitaire, Power Rangers S.P.D., Lasagna Cat's Halloween Castle Adventure, Spooky Woods

Date: Monday, December 4, 2017 - Sunday, December 16, 2017

Running Time: 11:35

Transcript[edit | edit source]

{Open to the Pillquarters.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Gentlemen and lady, KOT's sauce obsession has gotten out of hand. There’s only one thing we can do to fix it: This Halloween, we're gonna draw us visualizing Smarty Juice and get sent to that place between Kenan and Kel that is The Yonder Girl Squad Cuppin' Cakes.

THE KING OF TOWN: What's this about a rare sauce that may or not may have caused my impeachment?

HONSTLAR: You stay out of this, kingy-ding!

{It's too late. The King of Town has grown larger and destroyed the interior of a Blubb-O's that Coach E is eating at.}

THE KING OF TOWN: Must... find... more... TV shows... that mention products I forgot...

STOM: {dressed as a hot dog} Oh sauce, we can't let him do that!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {dressed as Pac-Man} Oh sauce, indeed.

HONSTLAR: Hey, Garbles, why come you're wearing last year's costume?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Just thought it looked nice. But now that you mention it... {poofs into his regular clothes, but with one slice of bread balancing on his bowler hat and another taped to the bottom of his left foot} Sandwich Guy! Defender of the mystical lettuce!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: That's not a real character.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: All 'kay fine, maybe I'm just a sandwich.

HONSTLAR: But what if you get hungry and eat yourself?!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Oh no! {changes into an Inspector Gadget costume} That's better.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: It seems like you'd have the same problem Stom. I hope it's not Fourth of July soon...

{Stom changes into Buzzed Bunny.}

HONSTLAR: All righty then.

DEAN: We're going into Sweet Cuppin Cakes.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: All right! How do we get there?

HONSTLAR: {pulls a Game Boy in a blender out of hammerspace} With this, of course!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Man, is there anything a Game Boy in a blender can't do?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Does anyone even know how these things work?

SRMX12: {popping out from behind the nearest object} Allow me to explain! The blender subverses the positive electrons in the Game Boy which creates a scattering field in the space-time continuum thereby allowing one to pass between alternate realities before the vacuum collapses!

{Blank silence.}

SRMX12: Um... processors? {gets out laptop and types at it, hiding his face behind the screen}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Let's boot it up, ladies and gentlemen.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Okay! Who here has arms?

HONSTLAR, GFD, AND SRMX12: {silence}

COACH E: I do.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: All right! Mash the liquefy button!

COACH E: {presses button, generating a portal of swirly photoshop magic}

{They end up in Teen Girl Squad, with all four girls and Gregs trick-or-treating.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD: Trick or treat!

ARROW'D GUY: Oh, I love your costumes! Happy Halloween. Take some candy!

WHAT'S HER FACE: From where? There's no candy here.

{Arrow'd Guy shoots candy bars out of his mouth at What's Her Face.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: AERO'D!

ARROW'D GUY: Heh. I never get tired of that.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: ...I wanna go home.

SRMX12: Wait, I thought we were going to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: All right, here we go!

HONSTLAR: Wait! Sweet Cuppin' Cakes is too dangerous. We need something to protect our minds from the insanity that awaits. {pulls out the Game Boy and inserts a cartridge of "Troy: The Movie Game" and puts it back in the blender}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Goodnight, everybody.

{The portal opens and the gang arrives.}

HONSTLAR: Here we are!

STOM: What game did you say this was again?

HONSTLAR: I never said the name.

STOM: But the thing was— oh, nevermind.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Wow... this is a place.

SRMX12: My eyes hurt.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Okay, forget what you said, what game is this?!

HONSTLAR: A game based on the Trojan Horse legend.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Oh great, I always burst—

SRMX12: Not that Trojan.

TROY: DEMONS!!

SRMX12: Wait, didn't this movie come out five years after the Game Boy was discontinued?

TROY: I DON'T CARE! REEEEEEEEEE! {eats Gfd}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Aw Dan! Why come this always happens to me?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: What the crap? They had cartoon Republican frogs in Ancient Greece?

{Honstlar puts in a new game. They are transported into 50K Racewalker... with Kid Speedy as the main character.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Yeah, let's get out of here. Honstlar, put in another game.

HONSTLAR: I can't. This game broke the blender.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: So we're trapped for all eternity?

SRMX12: {flipping through the manual} Not necessarily. The instructions say that if you win the game, you're rewarded with a free blender.

HONSTLAR: But since we're not playable characters, we can't enter the race.

SRMX12: That's correct. But we can still win the game. {gestures to Kid Speedy}

STOM: So, all eternity then.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I think I has the solution. {draws giant bag labelled "all the vegetables and happy faces in the world"} And while we're at it, this book is magic. It's like that of Swollen Cow Udders on Your Hea— I mean Maxwell.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Erm... may I ask where you got those happy faces? Is this legal?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Just watch. {gives them to Kid Speedy}

{Kid Speedy stars moving... at his normal pace.}

HONSTLAR: DAGNABBIT, THE CPU SCREWED US AGAIN.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: We can't give up yet! We can still win this! Kid Speedy is trying his best!

THE ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Kid Speedy... DISQUALIFIED for fragrant use of vegetables and smiley faces!

KID SPEEDY: Y— you don't understand! I've never taken vegetables in my life!

COACH E: So... I guess we're not winning the race?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Eternity. I knew it.

SRMX12: Can't we just choose another character?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: But there's not a lot of characters to choose from.

HALLRUNNER: Hey guys.

HONSTLAR: IT'S HALLRUNNER, MY HERO!

HALLRUNNER: That's right, young midget.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Hey, so you have "runner" in your name, so—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahem.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: —think you could racewalk in this racewalk so we can win a new blender and use it to transport to a different game and save the King of Town's sauce or whatever it is we're doing?

SRMX12: That sounds about right. This plot is incredibly hard to keep track of.

HALLRUNNER: Sorry, kid. I'm a hallrunner, not a racewalker. {jumps over Gfd; +2 points}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Hallracer! Er, Walkrunner! Come back!

SRMX12: Wait a minute, can't we just leave the stadium?

{They all leave and go to a hardware store to buy a blender. As they leave the store, Gfd bumps into a shelf, knocking over a bottle of Smarty Juice, which spills into the blender, generating an electromagnetic quantum vacuum field within the fabric of space/time, sending the gang into Yonder Website: The Edjamakational Viderogame.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Wait, why did they sell Smarty Juice at a hardware stor... oh Poopsmith pfargtl, it wasn't drinking juice, was it?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I'm afraid not. I think they use it to make houses and cars and stuff. Doesn't make it any less tasty, though. That swirly font flavor!

HONSTLAR: Hat-hat-hat-hat-hat-hat-hat-hat!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: No! We're transforming into... intooooOOOoooeeedaowdiddlebiddlebaddlebididdledaow?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Tabletabletabletabletabletable.

STOM: Bort. I guess it doesn't work on me.

{Stom quickly pops some "Anti-Smarty Juice Gel-Pills" into everybody's mouths.}

HONSTLAR: Well, that was easy.

STRONG BAD: {far out voiceover; low-quality audio, due to this being a video game} Hey now, everybody. It's time for you guess what! It's the Yonder Website Edjamakational Viderogame far out! Are you ready to start 'em ups? Press the "START" button on your viderogame-play device, far out!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: This is frightening.

{The "START" button is pressed. Cut to the first level. A pixelated Character 1 is on the left side of the screen, and a length of twine on the right side.}

STRONG BAD: Now everybody, don't worry about it! Just soothe it out, that's right. Press the button which says "B" to help the cartoon character return to his length of twine! If this puzzle is too challenging, press the "A" button for an alternative approach to solving this problem, far out!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Ooh, wait! I think I can solve this. {pulls a game controller from hammerspace and presses B}

{Character 1 suddenly appears on the other side of the screen, near the twine.}

STRONG BAD: You did it, twice far out! Good style! This is the end of the Characters Website Game Part 1, now insert the cartridge for Part 2 to continue with more educational puzzles, that's right!

{Cut to credits. Then cut to a "TWO HOURS LATER..." screen. The credits are now done, and the second cartridge has been inserted.}

STRONG BAD: Weclome all the time to Part 2 of 951 of the Characters Cartoon Game or whatever! Help Character 2 learn how to bend at the knees. If you can figure out this difficult equation, {"1 + 3" appears over Character 2} press a button on your remote.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Ooh! Ooh! This is 29, isn't it? {presses a button on his controller}

STRONG BAD: You figured it out!

{Character 13, EVG's Yonder Website version, appears dressed as Dr. Rabbit.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Everyone, we must got to get out of this horrifying place. Put in another game! Put in another game!

{Honstlar puts in One-Card Solitare.}

TITLE SCREEN: Slim Sidelman's One-Card Solitaire.

SLIM SIDELMAN: Deal me up!™

EDITED VIDEO GREG: It's one card. We won.

{Dolla Points rain down.}

SLIM SIDELMAN: Rollin' in the dough!™

HONSTLAR: We're rich!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: {puts the Dolla Points in a bag} Next game!

{Honstlar puts in Power Rangers S.P.D.}

SKY: Hey, those aliens have stolen money from the bank!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: What are you talking about?!

S.P.D.: S.P.D. Emergency!

{The Power Rangers start morphing.}

NARRATOR: Blah-blah-blah-DekaMetal.

S.P.D.: Space Patrol Delta!

SRMX12: Run!

{A chase sequence happens.}

HONSTLAR: Wait a second, we're Power Rangers.

JACK: Yeah, right.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: No, it's true!

S.P.D.: Prove it!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Okay, you asked for it!

{That transformation sequence from The BODH Goes Crazy Go Nuts happens.}

ALL: POWER HELMETS!

CHASE: Woah, I guess you weren't lying.

SKY: What are you talking about? The short one is a Masked Rider...

HONSTLAR: KAMEN! Rider.

SKY: —the orange guy is a cheap knockoff of Robocop, the four-eyes is a freakin' comic book character, and the living drawing doesn't even count!

SMG: Ah, go to Hell!

HONSTLAR: Woah, calm down.

SKY: The only real Ranger is the guy with the G on his shirt, and he's literally a potato!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I resent that remark!

HONSTLAR: You don't have to be jerks! We, Are, Rangers! We have a Megazord and everything!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Hold on! I know what to do. {draws a Bubs face on himself}

CROWD: POTATO BUBS! POTATO BUUUUUUUUUBS!!

JACK: Where did that come from?

{Potato Bubs jumps into the air and fires a laser, destroying everyone in a big, fiery ball that's visible from space.}

POTATO BUBS: Whoa. Didn't know Potato Bubses could do that. This is cool!

{EDITED Video Greg has for some reason become a Samurai Pizza Cat, and Honstlar a Care Bear.}

POTATO BUBS: Oh wait. That wasn't a destroying laser, that was a costume-change laser. Sorry, juys.

HONSTLAR: No! {turns into a more powerful Kamen Rider, Kamen Honstlar RX} Better.

{SRMX12 is now a VR Trooper, VRMX12.}

SRMX12: What's going on?

HONSTLAR: I think by accidentally killing the S.P.D. B-Squad, we somehow got an upgrade for our existing powers.

{Gfd is now a Zeo version of the Potato Ranger with Potato Bubs's powers, Zeo Ranger G.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Like the Santa Clause?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I guess.

{Stom is now Gavan.}

STOM: I could get used to this.

HONSTLAR: Come on, guys, let's move on to the next game!

{Honstlar puts in Lasagna Cat's Halloween Castle Adventure. The gang appears demorphed outside the titular castle.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: So where are we exactly? A Lasagna Castle-type place? That's cool. I like lasagna.

HONSTLAR: You like lasagna, eh? Do you hate Mondays too?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Now that I think about it, yes, I suppose I do.

MR. PLAN: Well, you guys, I just so happen to be the master of Monday...

SRMX12: Get outta here, obscure reference!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: No one answered my question. Where are we exactly?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I've played this game before. We're outside the abandoned Arbuckle Manor.

GARFIELD: You got that right.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {to the BODH} So what are we supposed to do now? Go inside? Go someplace else?

{Pause.}

GARFIELD: Or we could stay here and eat lasagna.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I like the way you think, obese cat. I think we're going to get along juuust fine!

GARFIELD: I love food.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Oh man! What other things do we have in common?

{Cut to Honstlar.}

HONSTLAR: {to the BODH} So what are we supposed to do now? Go inside? Go someplace else?

ALL: Ooh! Ooh! I know!

HONSTLAR: I think we should go inside.

{Honstlar, Garfield, and the rest are walking twords the house while passing by a tombstone that says "Lyman Whatshisname 197Something - 2013".}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Has anyone ever told you that you kinda sound like Peter Venkm'n?

GARFIELD: All the time.

{The gang have entered the house.}

HONSTLAR: {echoing} Hello?

SRMX12: {echoing} Is there anybody here?

GARFIELD: {echoing} Can I get a large stuffed crust with no anchovies?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I like this portly feline more and more every day.

GARFIELD: We only met a minute ago.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Oh. Every second then? Maybe?

VOICES: {echoey, coming from inside the mansion} STOP right there!

{Three silhouetted, vaguely human characters emerge from the shadows.}

VOICE 1: This is not an official use of the copyrighted Garfield character!

VOICE 3: We should sue you for using his likeness in your fan script!

VOICE 2: What they said!

{They step forward and become unsilhouetted, revealing their identities.}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: 'Sup, Jim Davis's lawyers.

HONSTLAR: Are you all supposed to be Lyman?

LAWYERS: YES!

HONSTLAR: Then why aren't you dead?

LAWYERS: OH SHOO—

{The lawyers all turn to dust.}

GARFIELD: What just happened?

HONSTLAR: I happened! As long as I'm still alive, we will never do that whole "lawyers ruin everything" thing ever! So we can't get in legal trouble.

GARFIELD: Is that even possible?

HONSTLAR: It is in this series!

{A skeleton walks out of a closet.}

SKELETON: Bones.

ALL: AAHH!!

{A Scooby-Doo chase scene happens set to "So Happy Together".}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Why doesn't this music fit?!

HONSTLAR: MAGIC!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Garfield, there's been a question that, believe it or not, has been buzzing around people's minds at all... oh my God, I can’t believe we’re saying this... what are your gender and sexual orientation?

HONSTLAR: Wait, are we allowed to say sexual orientation?

DEAN: You wouldn't object to gay characters in the story, would you?

HONSTLAR: No.

DEAN: Then shut your flap.

'GARFIELD: I'm a boy and I have a girlfriend.

{What is essentially the "democracy just kicked in" scene from Family Guy occurs with all sorts of good things happening across the world, such as Videlextrix Swap cartridges tasting good and the King of Town's fee on snacks being lifted.}

DEAN: Aw, man.

HONSTLAR: Welp, I think we've done enough. Time to go home!

{Honstlar puts a game.com in the blender and they end up in the Spooky Woods.}

Easter Eggs[edit | edit source]

  • At the end, click on Honstlar:
{Cut to a shot of Honstlar in front of a wall holding a microphone.}
HONSTLAR: {in a slightly modulated voice} Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! ET CETERA, ET CETERA!
{Cut back to the woods.}
  • At the end, click on EDITED Video Greg:
HONSTLAR: Hey Paper Mario, rockin' the "sourhead puckering up candy logo".
EDITED VIDEO GREG: {makes noises like his character of inspiration as a similar grawlith profanity bubble appears; subtitled} And I woulda been Maxwell had someone not jacked my idea...
  • At the end, click on Gfdgsgxgzgdrc:
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo!
{Homestar harmonizes with Gfd.}
GFDGSGXGZGDRC AND HOMESTAR RUNNER: Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo!
{Gfd stops and hands Homestar a piece of paper.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Doodle doodle loo— {blows up}
SRMX12: How can a piece of paper self-destruct anytheways? It's flat and doesn't have any electronics or explosives built into it.
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Erm... blender powers? {holds up the blender}
EDITED VIDEO GREG: Eh. Makes as much sense as anything else in this cratoon. And given who I'm dressed as... I should probably know how he did that. You know since I can change tiles and whatnot... Saaay....
{EDITED Video Greg takes the blender and tries to turn it into something, only to end up just shredding the Game Boy. He then reassembles it by merely pressing another button.}
HONSTLAR: Well, that's not so—
EDITED VIDEO GREG: And it can play Videlectrix Swap games now.
HONSTLAR: I call first game!
{Moses Malone happens somehow.}
MOSES MALONE: Aww, man!
{Moses snaps his fingers and he stops happening.}
  • At the end, click on The King of Town:
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A taca-taca-Taco Bell NASA!
THE KING OF TOWN: HOT SAUCE!
  • At the end, click on Dean:
HONSTLAR: Nice costume, Dean! I always thought she had the coolest power, Antenna! Though I don't know what antennas have to do with Jupiter.
  • At the end, click on SRMX12:
{Large red text that reads "Stoned Rock-type Thingy Presents" appears.}
HONSTLAR: {to the tune of "Believe It or Not"} Doo-doo-boo-duh-boo, bah-dah-dah-duh-doo, hah-bab-guh-lah-shum-la-la-la-laaaaaaa!
{The text disappears.}
SRMX12: SHOT ON VIDEO!!
  • At the end, click on Rabite:
THE KING OF TOWN: You like them San-rao erasers too huh? Yes. Erasers. I'm embracing it now.
RABITE: {visibly uncomfortable} Please, sir, I just like red pandas...
  • At the end, click on the moon:
EDITED VIDEO GREG: So... weren't we supposed to go to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes?
{Silence.}
HONSTLAR: Crap!

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