Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/First Meeting
Season 1: Episode 1
The Order attends their very first meeting.
Cast (in order of appearance): Coach E, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Honstlar, SRMX12, Senor Cardgage (voice only)
Places: Pillquarters
Date: Saturday, July 9, 2016
Running Time: 1:29
Transcript[edit | edit source]
{Open to the Order sitting at tables in the bar}
COACH E: So, my dad says that it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three.
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: That sounds delicious!
HONSTLAR: ORDER! ORDER! I hereby call this meeting of the BODH to order!
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: To order? To order what? Pizza? Are we ordering pizza?!
SRMX12: Ooh! Pizza-type order! That sounds a-pretty-pretty good!!
HONSTLAR: Great idea, Brother Gfd. The Broternal Order of Different Helmets... order pizza!
{Cut to SRMX12 with a cell phone}
SRMX12: {dials phone}
GUY ON PHONE: Good monzalo, Bethlature.
SRMX12: We need two double-aught-twice pizzas delivered to the address 412 S. Figgis, Mundelow 80808.
GUY ON PHONE: That wall be forty-twan dallars and lesty-six, Grambledina.
SRMX12: I'll take it! I'll take twelve!
GUY ON PHONE: {eating melty candy bar} Okay. We'll beliver them to gather the buffalo dodgers, Gerthica.
SRMX12: Thank you!
GUY ON PHONE: Dron't mention it, Gonzaldo. {hangs up}
{A few boxes of pizza fall onto the table}
HONSTLAR: The pizzas are here! Everybody, I'll be over there eating the pizzas. You guys can practice the secret handshake.
COACH E: Don't we get pizza?
HONSTLAR: Well, if you do what I asked you to, I might order some more pizza in a few months. {opens a pizza box, finding it empty} Wait, what?! Someone ate all the pizzas already!
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Sorry. It looked delicious.
HONSTLAR: I didn't even get to see what type of pizza it was!
GFD: It was made of many different ingredients.
HONSTLAR: Yeah, I know that. What was one of the ingredients then?
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Buffalo dodgers.
SRMX12: What type o' not-real type-thing style is that?!
GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Well, it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three.
{Cut to a screen reading "End."}
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Coach E does not actually enjoy pizza, which Gfd did not know when he wrote this.
Inside References[edit | edit source]
- Coach E and Gfdgsgxgzgdrc's conversation at the beginning refers to Coach Z and Strong Sad's in Ever and More!.
- Gfd says that a tricycle with nineteen wheels instead of three sounds delicious.
- The members of the BODH order pizza.
- "Two double-aught-twice" is similar to "deuce double-aught dweice" from retirement.
- The address "412 S. Figgis, Mundelow 80808" is where What's Her Face lives according to Teen Girl Squad Issue 5.
Senor CThe guy on the phone says the pizzas will cost forty-twan dallars.- SRMX12 offers to take twelve.
- SRMX12 refers to buffalo dodgers as a "not-real type-thing style.
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