Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/First Meeting

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Season 1: Episode 1

The Order attends their very first meeting.

Cast (in order of appearance): Coach E, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Honstlar, SRMX12, Senor Cardgage (voice only)

Places: Pillquarters

Date: Saturday, July 9, 2016

Running Time: 1:29

Transcript[edit | edit source]

{Open to the Order sitting at tables in the bar}

COACH E: So, my dad says that it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: That sounds delicious!

HONSTLAR: ORDER! ORDER! I hereby call this meeting of the BODH to order!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: To order? To order what? Pizza? Are we ordering pizza?!

SRMX12: Ooh! Pizza-type order! That sounds a-pretty-pretty good!!

HONSTLAR: Great idea, Brother Gfd. The Broternal Order of Different Helmets... order pizza!

{Cut to SRMX12 with a cell phone}

SRMX12: {dials phone}

GUY ON PHONE: Good monzalo, Bethlature.

SRMX12: We need two double-aught-twice pizzas delivered to the address 412 S. Figgis, Mundelow 80808.

GUY ON PHONE: That wall be forty-twan dallars and lesty-six, Grambledina.

SRMX12: I'll take it! I'll take twelve!

GUY ON PHONE: {eating melty candy bar} Okay. We'll beliver them to gather the buffalo dodgers, Gerthica.

SRMX12: Thank you!

GUY ON PHONE: Dron't mention it, Gonzaldo. {hangs up}

{A few boxes of pizza fall onto the table}

HONSTLAR: The pizzas are here! Everybody, I'll be over there eating the pizzas. You guys can practice the secret handshake.

COACH E: Don't we get pizza?

HONSTLAR: Well, if you do what I asked you to, I might order some more pizza in a few months. {opens a pizza box, finding it empty} Wait, what?! Someone ate all the pizzas already!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Sorry. It looked delicious.

HONSTLAR: I didn't even get to see what type of pizza it was!

GFD: It was made of many different ingredients.

HONSTLAR: Yeah, I know that. What was one of the ingredients then?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Buffalo dodgers.

SRMX12: What type o' not-real type-thing style is that?!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Well, it's like a tricycle, but with nineteen wheels instead of three.

{Cut to a screen reading "End."}

Fun Facts[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Coach E does not actually enjoy pizza, which Gfd did not know when he wrote this.

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