Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Decemberween in July

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Season 1: Episode 2

In celebration of Decemberween in July, the Order has their own pumpkin-carving contest.

Cast (in order of appearance): Honstlar, Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, Coach E, SRMX12, Homsar

Places: Pillquarters

Date: Sunday, July 10, 2016

Running Time: 1:42

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{Open to the Order at the bar}

HONSTLAR: Haldo, everyone! It's Decemberween in July!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC, COACH E, SRMX12: Hooray!

HONSTLAR: To celebrate, we're going to carve pumpkins.

COACH E: Uh, isn't that—

HONSTLAR: {puts some pumpkins on the tables} Here is you pumpkins! Now get to carvin'!

SRMX12: I'm quite confused right now.

HONSTLAR: Time's up! Let's see who won.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Wait, won what?!

HONSTLAR: The pumpkin carving contest! You know, the one I just told you about!

SRMX12: You didn't tell us about any contest.

HONSTLAR: Well, you should have expected a contest to happen. It's Decemberween in July, after all.

COACH E: Decemberween in July has nothing to do with pumpkins.

HONSTLAR: Uh, yes, it does. We do this all the time! Hmm. SRMX12, you carved a good Strong Bad! Not last. {gives a "Not Last" ribbon}

SRMX12: Hooray!

HONSTLAR: Coach E, you carved... wait, who is that?!

COACH E: It's Zubs! He's on top of Bubs, who's caring for a pregnant Coach Z.

HONSTLAR: That's... very interesting. Second-and-a-half-th place. Ding! {gives a "2 1/2th Place" ribbon} Hey... Gfd, what's that?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: It's The Cheat.

HONSTLAR: That's The Cheat? It looks like a pink squirrel made out of melted cheese. But, I guess it's not too bad. Great prize! {gives a "Great Prize" ribbon} Ding! And the winner... is Homsar!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC, COACH E, SRMX12 What?!

{Cut to Homsar}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAh'm havin' the grapes out of a fishtangle's sundae!

HONSTLAR: I hereby, foreto, furthermore, heretofore, and heretofiveandthreequarterses, present you, the honorable and honstlorable Homsar, with the triumphantly supreme punkin challenge prize. Ding!

GFD: Aw, man!

HONSTLAR: Now, everyone... this meeting is adjourned. Okay, everyone, remember our plan for the next meeting! We'll all be making pink squirrels out of melted cheese. Now, if you'll excuse me. I've got to go bake some pumpkin pies.

{Cut to an "ended." screen}

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