ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S MORGUE-TUARY/Commercials/Strong Bad: Ripoff!

ANNOUNCER: Can’t get credit? Well, you should go to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

STRONG BAD: If you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. Let's see. ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S is a recycled furniture store where everything comes fully-formed, no holes, no shims, no-

MARZ: Nobody gets credit in here! ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S: Why?

STRONG BAD: Because they only make furniture. And in my store, we care about stuff.

MARZ: (Reading in disbelief) Nothing? I'll fix that!

STRONG BAD: No, because every item in my store is built with the same accuracy, the same quality, and the same care. St. Cadaverstump’s totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY.

MARZ: (thinking to himself) This is the show I'm supposed to be watching...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah, this show sure is fun. So, I think we should do a series together!

STRONG BAD: Yeah. If St. Cadaverstump’s warehouse really was a graveyard, why would there be a creepy, bat-eared puppet walking around?

MARZ: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

STRONG BAD: Shut up, Marz! Remember, if you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. My name is Strong Bad, and you can count on it!

ANNOUNCER: ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

SENOR CARDGAGE: This is a furniture warehouse and credit union?!

ANNOUNCER: Open week nights all month. Located just off I-20.