hpe/9

Hpemail #9 HP breaks the fourth wall.

Page Title: Dusty 300

Running Time: 1:16

Date: November 18, 2012

Script
HP: Checkin' emails live like it's 2005! GOBLIN: Seriously? HP: What? GOBLIN: You always make up lame email songs that make no sense. And by the way, it's not 2005. HP: I didn't say it was 2005, I said I was checkin' emails like it was 1995. GOBLIN: You said 1995 that time. The first time you said 2005. And it's not 2006. HP: Oh, shut up. Checkin' emails live like it's 2005!

HP: Yes! I have broken the fourth wall before! As you can imagine, breaking walls requires skilled talent. It is very hard to break the fourth wall. GOBLIN: Nnnnnnno it isn't. Cus broke it just now! {Goblin points to a wall, which has holes, cracks, and teeth marks on it, with this foot} HP: No, no, no! Not THAT wall! The imaginary mediphorical wall! The "this is a cartoon and I know it's a cartoon" wall! GOBLIN: {taps his foot and thinks} I still don't get it. HP: I guess Goblin never broke the wall before. Anyway, once I was talking to Goblin and he said "Why am I in this painting? It doesn't make sense!" and I said "This is a cartoon. It doesn't have to make sense!" Ha ha! Genius, right? Anyway, "Checking emails live like it's 1985!" GOBLIN: What? That's not what you said the first time! HP: It isn't? ''{Goblin lowers his eyelids. The Horrible Paper comes down.}'' Hey! The email isn't over yet! Shoo! Go off! Scram! {After 20 seconds, HP continues} HP: Huh. I guess the email is over.

Remarks

 * The entire cartoon is about breaking the fourth wall.