TFWD/Four

“The Fish vs. Uzi Bazooka” written by A. Chimendez

STRONG BAD: Previously on The Fish was Delish.

THE FISH: Who could’ve possibly steal all the Hot Jones?

STINGY RELENQUE: {fake, exaggerated French accent} Who needs a secret recipe when you can steal all ze Hot Jones wiz a tanker truck? {outside view, where the tanker truck is still parked}

THE FISH: Oh, you stole all the Hot Jones.

STINGY RELENQUE: C'est correct, Fishy! {as his accent is increasingly exaggerated, his next line is subtitled} I'm going to steal so much Hot Jones, I may need subtitles!

STINGY RELENQUE: {close-up on him again} I think it is you who will hold it right zere.

THE FISH: You will never catch me!

STINGY RELENQUE: Au revoir!

STRONG BAD: Welcome to the Fish Was Delish Progrum, brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by...

THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY.

CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts.

FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for... what?

THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs!

STRONG BAD: And by the following; CampusSafety.org, Mount Ridesplace USA, Lump of Dump Pictures, Crazy Go Nuts University, Freshley's, The Pizz, and Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry. Stay tuned for partial excitement.

STRONG BAD: This is The Fish.

STRONG BAD: He accidentally escaped from the sea and started becoming a crime fighter.

STRONG BAD: His sworn enemy is the Quite A Dish gang, who want to capture and eat him as seafood.

STRONG BAD: He has several enemies as well.

THE FISH: Ahh, another good day for capturing criminals!

THE ANNOUNCER: Cutesy Buttons has been kidnapped by an unknown person!

THE FISH: Who could’ve done this?

{The Fish takes a nap, then later gets up and gets out of his house}

THE FISH: I have my sidekick with me. He’s called Side Kick.

UZI BAZOOKA: WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I KIDNAPPED CUTESY!

THE FISH: You did?

UZI BAZOOKA: YES!

SIDE KICK: I have good karate skills!

{Side Kick tries to karate chop Uzi}

UZI BAZOOKA: None of that matters now! Soon, my electro magnetic plasma solar drill will rip through this space station and kill you all, while we get away in our secret escape pods!

THE FISH: What?!

{The Fish kicks Uzi Bazooka}

SIDE KICK: Uzi Bazooka is a robot?!

THE FISH: And he's really working for...

CRAIG: {dubbing over with the voice of Powered By The Cheat Homestar Runner} Yes, I am the mastermind behind this whole thing, I am. I am... Craig! {The Cheat raises his right arm. the Fish and Side Kick look at each other puzzlingly. The latter shrugs.}

CRAIG: {dubbing over} I have brilliantly orchestrated the demise of the greatest action team in history! {Craig stops directly in front of The Fish.} And I don't mean the Channel 5 Action Cool 5 News team! {leaves the room} Now my robot will finish you off as I make my greatest escape!

{The Fish and Side Kick battle Craig and Uzi}

THE FISH AND SIDE KICK: We did it!

THE FISH: Now, where’s the key?

SIDE KICK: Here it is!

THE FISH AND SIDE KICK: Hi Cutesy!

CUTESY BUTTONS: Hello!

{The next day, The Fish and Side Kick go to Cutesy’s Garden}

THE FISH AND SIDE KICK: Without your help, We wouldn’t fight them!

STRONG BAD: Next time on Fish Was Delish, we join The Fish and Side Kick down at the wharfs as they close in on the Quite a Dish gang's hideout. Stay tuned for partial excitement.

STRONG BAD: This is the Fish Was Delish Progrum, brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by...

THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY.

CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts.

FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for... what?

THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs!

STRONG BAD: And by the following; CampusSafety.org, Mount Ridesplace USA, Lump of Dump Pictures, Crazy Go Nuts University, Freshley's, The Pizz, and Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry.

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