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=Beetle in Mouth Disorder= An explanation: I made this transcript from the German subtitles for, translated to English via Google Translate. The result was quite hilarious. I wrote it down in transcript form here... I tried to format it as best I could, but I didn't bother to include stage directions or anything. Enjoy it twice if you would.

Transcript
ANNOUNCER: And that's why Shakespeare was so awesome.

STRONG SAD: Oh! Now I understand.

STRONG BAD: Hey milk face...

STRONG SAD: I've already told you that I do not want to be called anymore! It was a mistake!

STRONG BAD: Oh, excuse me, milk face. No matter. I just thought I should tell you all your underwear somehow be auctioned bit by bit on the internet.

STRONG SAD: No one should buy the blue!

STRONG BAD: That was too easy. Now to the 24-hour Caleb-Rentpayer-Marathon!

TUCKSWORTH: Caleb, do you build a tent out of my jacket?

CALEB: Now.

STRONG BAD: Yes, build the tent, Caleb. He is not your boss!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hoooome... staaaar... rennt. Here. Hoooome... staaaar... Ah! I've swallowed a beetle! Beetle swallowed! Beetle swallowed! What am I doing now? What am I doing now? Okay, okay, calm down. Calm down. Remember the first aid course. A hem. My lord or my lady, is she doing well? Do you need medical assistance? Oh, it does not work that way! The good times are over!

THE KING OF TOWN: I tell him again and again, the sun does not rise above this dunghill, but he does not stop at me.

POM POM: {blubbert}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pom Pom! Father Christmas! I think I've swallowed a beetle! The good times are over! You must help me. I could die!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Give me the ice! We're freezing it!

POM POM: {blubbert}

THE KING OF TOWN: Ooh! The stuff is only on prescription!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oooooch... it did not work great!

CALEB: You throw like a girl, Tucksworth.

TUCKSWORTH: Caleb, the suitcase was heavy!

STRONG SAD: Where on the Internet are they being auctioned? I can not find them. I even did a picture search for the blue, but nothing. Nothing nice, anyway.

STRONG BAD: Search further. Try to put things in quotation marks, or something. Or use "AND" and "OR". Oh, and hau.

STRONG SAD: Ooh, Boolean operators! "Blue" and "Underpants"! Good idea!

BUBS: This is running!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bubs! You're a doctor, are not you? I think a beetle has flown sideways into my mouth. I'm afraid the good times are over!

BUBS: Doctor, hm? I might be one. Let me take a look. What do we have here? Custodian... Paranormal Investigator... Normal Investigator... Ooh, there it is! "Dr." Bubs! Then let's see.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aaaaaahhh...

BUBS: Hmmm... OK...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {bellows}

BUBS: Strange, yes...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {gurgling}

BUBS: Interesting...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {bellows}

BUBS: I have horrible, mocking news, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh no! The good times?

BUBS: I'm afraid you do not have a pancreas. But I just happened to have a new one here.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bubs, are you an unscrupulous quack?

BUBS: The most unscrupulous of all!

STRONG BAD: {imitating Tucksworth} Strong Caleb, did you make the best omelette of all time during the advertising pause? {imitating Caleb} But sure.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad! I think I&mdash;

STRONG BAD: Ah-ah-ah-ah! Not now, McDepp.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad! I think a beetle could&mdash;

STRONG BAD: Can not you see Grandma watching her stories?

TUCKSWORTH: Why do not you breathe, Caleb?

ANNOUNCER: Next up in Caleb Rentpayer: Who Shot Caleb?

STRONG BAD: "Who Shot Caleb?" Oh, I will not miss that.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: This was a nice nap. Thank you, Strong Bad! Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD: Do not miss anything...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bad Bad, the good times are over! I have swallowed your computer!

STRONG BAD: You got what?!?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I mean a little beetle. I swallowed a small beetle.

STRONG BAD: Argh, now my head does not stick to the TV anymore.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bad Bad, I really need your help!

STRONG BAD: And I really have to find out who shot Caleb Rentpayer!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, that's easy. I was.

STRONG BAD: You... what&mdash;?

TUCKSWORTH: Homestar Runner, did you shoot Caleb?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Of course.

STRONG BAD: You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hiccup. Hey, look! A little man! It is so a beetle has flown into my mouth.

STRONG BAD: Agh... the good times are definitely.

STRONG SAD: The world is saved! I have found the blue!