TGS and 4 Gregs Adventures/Secret Cheat Code

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Not one, not two, not three, not five...

{"4 Gregs" appears again.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{Sci-Fi Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Sci-Fi Greg! One Greg!

{Sci-Fi Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D n' D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: D n' D Greg! Two Greg!

{D n' D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Open Source Greg! Three Greg!

{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding a robot action figure.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Japanese Culture Greg, four Greg! {Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.} Four Gregs!

{"4 Gregs" appears again}

CHEERLEADER: That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to go out for pizza! But I'm going with Steven!

{Enter Steven, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}

CHEERLEADER: {speech bubble fills with hearts} Hey, Steven! You're on the team, right?

STEVEN: {laughing} Sure am! What's my number?

{pause}

CHEERLEADER: You’re wearing No. 9. And I'm gonna be the cheerleader of this football team. So you should wear No. 9.

{Steven takes off the helmet he was wearing earlier.}

CHEERLEADER: Aw, you're on. Forget the scarf, forget the boots, you should just wear No. 9.

[Cheerleader runs up to him and hugs him, shaking him by the shoulders.]

CHEERLEADER: Steven, do you wanna go out for pizza?

STEVEN: Yes. The Teen Girl Squad and 4 Gregs will be invited!

[The entire group walks out with Steven to go out for pizza.]

STEVEN: Are you guys gonna get pizza?

SO AND SO: Okay!

THE UGLY ONE: Steven!

[The Teen Girl Squad and 4 Gregs go to walk through the crowd.]

WHAT’S HER FACE: Steven!

SCI-FI GREG: I’m going to the arcade with the Gregs!

THE UGLY ONE: I’m going to go to the arcade with the Gregs too.

SCI-FI GREG: [enters with arms crossed]

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Stinkoman 20X6!

DND GREG: Trogdor! I heard there’s a secret cheat code!

SO AND SO: A SECRET CHEAT CODE?!

SCI-FI GREG: [Grabs Game Boy with thumb] Secret cheat code!

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: "WOLLOW SCIENCE” and "ROAD NOT BLOODED"!

DND GREG: I’m ordering Deep Dish and Cinnamabun-I mean, Cinnabun Sticks.

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: You want the TRUE CINNAMON STICKS?

OPEN SOURCE GREG: I think you’re putting the box in the way.

SCI-FI GREG: I'm with you. Anyway, part two of our discussion is the "trip" to Japan.

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Man, I missed that.

DND GREG: The cheat code is hidden somewhere. We could get a Trogdor cheat sheet.

THE UGLY ONE: Where’s the cheat code?

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: JOYSTICK’D!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My iggliwwg‬!

DND GREG: You know, the Trogdor cheat sheet is really kind of useless, like, I guess, like, no one cares.

THE UGLY ONE: Oh, you can get more at Numb Thumbs. Or Babbage’s.

SO AND SO: Ooh! You got more there.

THE UGLY ONE: Yeah. But you gotta go home, right?

SO AND SO: Oh, I don't know. No, no, no, wait, I gotta go to ballet class!

DND GREG: The cheat sheet says that the cheat code is “up down down up down up up down”

OPEN SOURCE GREG: Lemme see. Up down. Down up. Down up. Up down.

{So and So, and What’s Her Face get exploded}

DND GREG: Was this pie? I won a pie eating competition one time.

CHEERLEADER: What now?

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It’s over!