BHS's Page of Homestart!/EMM

Thank you all for coming on short such notice. You represent the best, the brightest, the people I hate the least. 'Cept you, Marzipan. You're here because of legal reasons. Strong Bad
 * Word booty! Marzipan
 * Now what I need is an image overhaul. Something to reconnect me with the youth of today.  Something that says, "Sup my young parsons, I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt through a tube."  Now whaddaya got? Strong Bad

{The Cheat noises} Teh C.
 * Youth through editing, huh? I'm on board, I'm not bored.  So, how would it work? Strong Bad
 * Meh. Teh C.
 * Oh...The Cheat...I don't know whether to puke or have a seizure... Strong Bad

Well, I've been noticing how kids love anything with a lowercase "i" in front of it. It's working great for me down at the Concession Stand! We could try iStrong, or iBad… BUBS C. STAND
 * We already tried that with lowercase "e"s back in the late 90s. We all know where that got us. Next. Strong Bad

I came up with a few ways to spruce up your look, and add hundreds to your resale value. Marzipan
 * I am legally obligated to ask you to proceed. Strong Bad
 * Thanks. First, we're gonna start with a flagstone path leading up to your chin, right here.  Then we'll fill the negative space around your head with Forsythia and maybe some Alberta spruce.  And last, we install a water feature right here, which I think will create a great focal point for entertaining summer guests.  Marzipan
 * Oh, this'll work great, Marzipan…IF I WAS A BACKYARD!!! Next.  Strong Bad

WERE A DIPER! -Stlong Mad
 * Uh, nice try, bo-hwee-moth, but that's a little younger than I was looking to go. Strong Bad

These are all terrible ideas. What am I not paying you people for, anyway? It's time to resort to extreme measures. With Gene Hackman. It's time for a LACE LIFT! The Cheat! Strong Mad! Prep for surgery! Strong Bad