The Homestar Runner Series/The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed

For Hayzi Fantayzee

Nobody loves the Strong Sad. He is a sad, terrible person, and a load of dump.

After the Big Game at 7, which his team lost, the Strong Sad went home.

And then, when he got home, Strong Sad was scared by Strong Bad and The Cheat.

"I need to take a nap! It's been two hours!" said the Strong Sad.

He was very tired, and he wanted to take a nap.

So he went to his beloved Yonder Bed and took a nap.

He slept for 6 hours, without waking up.

But then. he felt something. What is it?

Whatsit? No, Mushy Chamberpot.

The Strong Sad actually wet yonder bed!

He continued to wet yonder bed. He wet yonder bed nine times!

When Strong Bad came home, he saw the Strong Sad's bed. "Holy craaaaap!" said Strong Bad.

The Strong Sad barfed. And there was an extreme amount of barf. "Double holy craaaaap!" said Strong Bad.

One second later, the Strong Sad woke up.

Strong Bad went to get new sheets.

The Strong Sad changed his underwear and stayed in Strong Bad's bed.

Strong Bad came home again. He removed the old sheets and replaced them with new sheets.

He also came back with Bubs's Thirty Cent Lunch Special. "Careful, you can spill the cup of ice! And the wing bones are very hot!" said Strong Bad.

The Strong Sad enjoyed the candy bar and the buffalo wing bones.

Suddenly, he wet the bed again! Just then, there was a flash. "What was that?" said the Strong Sad.

Strong Bad took a picture of the Strong Sad wetting the bed!

"You're right," said the Strong Sad. "It was probably just the lightning!"

Strong Bad then went to Strong Mad's closet because he thought he left his fireworks in there. "I swear I put it here, The Cheat!" said Strong Bad.

Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat were struck with fear for there was a horrible painting in there! "Aaah! Jibblies!" shrieked Strong Bad.

The Strong Sad later broke his vow of wetting the bed and finished the wing bones and cup of ice.

The End.