Piem'n

Piem'n is a nice, eager no-armed-whitey. Basically all you need to know about him is that he, heist the name, would do anything for pie. No matter what type or size, or even just one crumb of the crust, he will always accept it. He also hosts a pie shop called "Piem'n's Pie Stand", suspiciously looking exactly like, except the letters were replaced with "PIEM'N'5 PIE STAND". He's not greedy with pies, in fact he will always share it with you if you ask. Here's a picture of him.

Relatives
Cousin: Homestar Runner

Friends: Coach E

Variations

 * The Pie Guardian (20X6)


 * The Piem'n (Old-Timey)


 * π. man (Xeriouxly Forxe)


 * Agent Pie #038 (Dangeresque)