Coach Zemails/Coach

Gfd asks why Coach Z became a coach.

Places: The Locker Room, Strong Bad's House, Marzipan's House, and Pan-Pan's Belly

Date: June 12, 2012

Characters: Coach Z, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar, The King of Town, Bubs, and Stinkoman

Transcript
Coach Z:Imma go check my email.

{types zemail.exe}

Hey Coach Z, Why did you decide to be a coach. From Gfd

{he reads everything correctly except for the second "coach" which he reads as "corch"}

Coach Z: A corch, eh Gfd? Well one day all of the characters where getting jorbs.

{a harp plays and the screen gets wavy and changes to Strong Bad's House}

Strong Bad: I'll get a career as an email checker!

The Cheat: Meh.

{Homestar pops out}

Homeslice:Squeak cuh-co I'm The Cheat!

{the scene changes to The King of Town's castle}

The King of Town: I'll get a job as the king!

{Bubs walks into the screen}

Bubs: Uh, sorry, kingy.

{scene changes to Marzipan's house}

Homestar:I'm going to be a bread salesman.

{scene changes to Pan-Pan's belly}

Stinkoman:Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!

{scene changes to the locker room}

Coach Z: So anyways, Johnny-Jimmy, I kinda felt left out with everyone getting joaaaeeorrbs so I decided to be a coach! Because that's what I'm best at! Being a coach...

{The Moist Towel comes down}

Inside References

 * The phrase "Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!" was originally used by Stinkoman in Twenty Thanky Six.


 * "Johnny-Jimmy" was a name that Strong Bad used in "videography".


 * Homestar going to be a "bread salesman" was in "disconnected".


 * Bubs taking the King of Towns place was in A "Decemberween Pageant".
 * Strong Bad also took The King of Towns place in "Strong Badia the Free".