Pixel Strong Bad Emails/Strong Bad Emails - Coming Soon!

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Strong Bad Emails - Coming Soon! is a promotional animation by for Pixel Strong Bad Emails. In it, Strong Bad attempts to explain about his new show.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappier

Transcript
{Strong Bad types "STRONGBAD_EMAIL.EXE" and brings up an email.}

DEAR STRONG BAD,

DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE

GREAT IF YOU WOULD CHECK EMAILS

AGAIN? I DO TWO! HOW 'BOU?

-FROM A REAL ACTUAL PERSON

STRONG BAD: {typing} You know what, Realguy? I think you're right!! {clears screen} Ahem. Ladies and not ladies, for the first time ever, allow me to re-introduce... the great, the awesome... STRONG BAD EMAILS!!! {clears screen} That's right! As of now, you can again send me your fan-written, misspelled emails, so that I, Strong Bad, may answer and/or make fun of them, as the case may be! {clears screen} To mail me electronically, send your questions to this address: {types on the next line} srmx12x@gmail.com {types on the next line} And then just watch my pixelated greatness as I answer it with everything I got!

{The screen zooms out to show Strong Sad standing to Strong Bad's left in the Computer Room.}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, what are you doing?

STRONG BAD: {gets up from stool} You get the crap outta here, Strong Sad! No one's gonna send me any emails if you're poking your white face into it!

STRONG SAD: Uh, I don't think you need to worry about getting any emails at all.

STRONG BAD: What are you talking about? My inbox is probably bursting already!

STRONG SAD: As far as I know, Homsar is the only person who's even&mdash;

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} That is a foul, only-slightly-true lie! Now go away so I can finish this email from this totally real person!

{Cut back to the computer screen, where Strong Bad is sitting again.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So, um, as I was saying, Simone, I await your myriads of emails with an open heart, and open mind, and an open-faced sandwich. {after a second, he types on the next line} Stupid Strong Sad. Guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

{The Papier comes down.}

Trivia
>EMAIL STRONG BAD
 * The email shown in the animation is not real; it was made up by SRMX12.
 * The Papier (the Lappier's replacement for The Paper) reads:

SRMX12X@GMAIL.COM
 * Clicking on The Papier will cause the screen to dim, and a Scratch list labeled "Copy & paste this dang address!" will appear at the bottom. The list's only entry is the email address "srmx12x@gmail.com", which can be highlighted and/or copied.

Remarks

 * Besides the entire animation being rendered in a pixelated style, there are a few notable differences between this and a normal Strong Bad Email:
 * Strong Bad's head (and his reflection on the computer screen) do not move while he is reading and typing.
 * The Lappier's screen can fit significantly less characters than normal.
 * All the text in the animation is capitalized, due to limits in the Scratch program's text-printing system.
 * The animation is silent; there are instead subtitles to show what the characters are saying.

Inside References

 * The phrase "I do two! How 'bou?" is from an email that is briefly shown in sbemail206.
 * The email's signature contains a blatant lie. It is also an example of something/someone who is allegedly real.
 * Strong Bad references the numerous poorly written emails that he receives.
 * Strong Bad says the word crap.
 * Strong Bad addresses the writer of the email as Simone.