Homestar Emails

What if all those classic sbemails were done by Homestar? You would probably get this..

By

 * 1. some type of marshmallow
 * 2. stong ba
 * 3. Face IQ
 * 4. strong bad hair
 * 5. making out
 * 6. weirdo
 * 7. halloweener
 * 8. ms. mac

By Branderson

 * 9. i heart you
 * 10. steven the goblin
 * 11. i rock
 * 12. superfied credit union
 * 13. i he be
 * 14. fish lake
 * 15. my tricks
 * 16. song names

Inbox
Now YOU can send Homestar an email! Just enter your email in the box below, and it will get answered in a timely fashion. (If you are a repeat offender, 1. Wait until your first email is answered, and 2. You must use a phony name.)

Script
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} ♪ Now's the time to check your email, doo-doo, check your email, doo-doo, check your email. ♪ {reads} Hey Homestar, Man, those drive-thru speaker things sure are hard to understand. Will you cut to a scene of you talking to one? -Shandy HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Drive-thru? More like drivel-thru if you ask me. I mean, this is a fast food exchange we're having here. There's only like, ten things you could possibly be saying and I still can't understand you. {Cut to the field.} DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Nine-seventeen, sever your leg, please, sir. HOMESTAR RUNNER: Could you repeat that? I thought you just asked me to sever my leg. DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day. {Cut to the Computer Room.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} See Shandy? Now it's social satire and not just some weird crap that you watch. See you next time! {The Homestapaper comes down.}