Emals?

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rocket launcher...................$1,000,000 purchase

killer robot......................$6,000,000 purchase

200 bean burritos.......................$300 purchase

robotic dog/shark...................$500,000 purchase

assorted awesome things..............$30,000 purchase

golden limousine....................$900,000 purchase

two-headed cobra.....(seasonal) market price purchase

bag of money................assorted amounts purchase



instant messenge

gr8lookinggrrl: are you around, clown?

cheatachu72: sure am, sam.

gr8lookinggrrl: LOL!!! :-*

cheatachu72: i want us to meet in person

gr8lookinggrrl: OMG! where?

gr8lookinggrrl: the food court?

cheatachu72: sbarro. 8pm

gr8lookinggrrl: whatta you look like?

cheatachu72: 6ft tall. buff. big red 'M' on my chest. no neck.

gr8lookinggrrl: can't wait. L8r

gr8lookinggrrl signed off.

 &#42;************************** &#42; Duck Pond Simulator 3.0 * &#42;     copyright 1981     * &#42;************************** Instructions: Press "F" to throw bread Press Spacebar to Start

 Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)    What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! lmao! _^.^_     I'm way prettier than you. :P      ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB is the shizzle. p's

 (45) F  Dear  Strong Bad! Here ( is ) some little questions: 1. ( Has ) you some <-> time play football? 2. How ( did ) you ( seen out ) what? when you ( was ) a baby? 3. How did you think you came ( ' ) s/huh? to ( seen out ) when you ( are ) ( we ) ry old? sp Viklas Sweden Viklas, You can do better than this. See me after class.

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

The system is down. I dunno what

you did, moron, but you sure

screwed everything up good.

 This is real. Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.  ok

 "A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper" by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith

 Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many differing opinions on hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours. First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous "Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. In conclusion, I, "The Yellow Dart," think I have done a great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat's allowance.

Favorite phrase? -trixie

 This is a very healthy

choice for your breakfast

needs. Try it once or

more, for best results.

Ingredients: cereal, milk,

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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000;width:90px">Quite Fancy 'Chup

<blockquote class="tandy email" style="background-image:none">Dear Strong Bad,

I like your wallpaper.

-Mendelev

<blockquote class="tandy email" style="background-image:none">Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK

Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Kickin' Recipes For

Duck A L'Orange

- 1 orange duck

- 2 oranges

- 3 frenchies

- 4 ovens

- 5 heats

- 6 coupons

Go to Captain D's

Order the Snow C

Tell your friends

really Duck A L'

It'll work!

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 * -elixirs
 * -faeries
 * -high top fades

absolutely NO:
 * -cuts
 * -butts
 * -coconuts

Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000">Dear Mr. Bad, This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three(3) dollars and sixty-two(62) cents or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.

Swarthily, Bubs' Concession Stand

<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Dear Strong Bad:

Please to be untieing that shoelace on

the back of your head?

Janus

Poland

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center"> Edgar the Virus Hunter programmed entirely in mom's basement by Edgar      c1982

<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"> Virus Protection version .0001 Last scan was NEVER ago. scanning...

<blockquote class="email" style="text-align:center"> Scan Complete!    423,827    

Viruses Found A New Record!!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR Computer over. Virus = Very Yes.

<blockquote class="short compy email" style="text-align:center"> Edga Jr.

The Long Email

Killa Filta

'' "Indent and Die!" ''

programmed entirely in Mom's sewing room      c1989

<blockquote class="lappy email"> subject: Homestar's pants Dear Strongbad, Why <del style="background:white;color:white">doesn't homestar ever wear pants? <del style="background:white;color:white">It's kind of creepy <del style="background:white;color:white">how he walks around with no pants <del style="background:white;color:white">on all the time. <del style="background:white;color:white">Anyway, I think you should get <del style="background:white;color:white">him some <del style="background:white;color:white">pants, maybe <del style="background:white;color:white">some parachute <del style="background:white;color:white">pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe <del style="background:white;color:white">some clown <del style="background:white;color:white">pants, I don't care, <del style="background:white;color:white">just get him some <del style="background:white;color:white">p ants! Toot<del style="background:white;color:white">les! Clancy

CERTIFICATE OF RIGAMAROLARITY

This paper right here seriously signifies that <span style="font-family: AhnbergHand, sans-serif; text-decoration: underline"> getting the Cheat to freaking go to sleep has hereby achieved RIGAMAROLE STATUS Let it be known from the valleys to the hills. Or maybe the dells.

<font face="Cursive-Elegant">G.L. Rigamarole Good Lord Rigamarole

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