Talk:Strong Bad Emails

CHRIS-MAS TREE: Welcome to the 2020 Christmas Light Show. I'm your host, Chris. Chris-mas Tree. VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice} I'm Virginia, the Virginia Pawn. DOUG-LESS FUR: I'm Doug, Doug-less Fur. LARRY: {in country voice} And I'm Larry. 'CHRIS-MAS TREE: Tonight we hope you enjoy some of the sights and sounds of Christmas songs, as well as some pop songs, too. VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice} Our first song of the night comes from one of our favorite Christmas movies. LARRY: Frozen? VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice} No. CHRIS-MAS TREE: Home Alone? VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice} Nah. DOUG-LESS FUR: Die Hard. VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice} First of all, please stop interrupting me. And second of all, Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. DOUG-LESS FUR: Yes it is, and you need to stop hating. VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice}I'm not hating. I just don't see how it's a Christmas movie. DOUG-LESS FUR: "I just don't see how it's a Christmas movie." VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice} What are you, like, 5? DOUG-LESS FUR: I'm 6, actually. Almost 7. Which means that I'll probably be cut down this year. Thanks for reminding me. LARRY: {in normal voice} What does "cut down" mean? VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice}' Okay, anyhow, grab your tickets and get ready to come aboard. LARRY: On the Love Boat! DOUG-LESS FUR: What are you, like, 50? VIRGINIA PAWN: {in country voice} On the Polar Express.