Homestar Emails/6

Script
HOMESTAR: I check, you check, we all check for email! Dear Homestar Runner,

Tell Homsar he is weird and a crazy guy

Your fan,

Dr. Tony

from North Gate CA

{Cut to Homsar in Strong Bad's Computer Room.}

HOMESTAR: {sticks "hands" and head through door} Hey, weirdo! You know some guy named Tony from North Gate?

HOMSAR: Oh cheese sticks. I was just do&mdash;

HOMESTAR: Yeah, well he says you're good and awesome guy. {leaves}

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAa! {Cut to computer room}

HOMESTAR: {thinking} Did he really tell me to say that? {reads the email again} Ohhh! I got it!

HOMESTAR: {sticks "hands" and head through door} Hey, stupid! Tony from North Gate actually doesn't think you're a good and awesome guy...he actually thinks you're a...fantastic and smart guy. ''{leaves. Cut to computer room}''

HOMESTAR: {thinking} Hmmm... {reads the email again} Oops! I got it wrong again. {sticks hands and head through door} Hey, crazy! Yeah, well Tony actually says you're just...a normal type guy. That's what he said, I think. {leaves}

HOMSAR: Pshooo... {Cut to computer room}

HOMESTAR: {sits back down, clears screen and starts typing} Look doctorm'n, as much as I hate insulting a weirdo, I'm not your messed up message service, alright? Next time, you email him yourself. {stops typing} His email address is: {typing} homsar@pancakemachine.egg {stops typing} Okay, so until next time, {singing} "Everybody email that guy!" "What guy?" "ME!" "Everybody email that guy!"

{The Homestapaper comes down.}