Homestar Interactiver/The Luau/

You are Homestar Runner, you have just drank 32 glasses of melonade and suddenly have the urge to pee, realising that you are in the Homestar Runner universe where there seems to be only one bathroom and again realising who you are and how Strong Bad would respond to you merely SPEAKING to him, you head for Marzipan's gazebo instead and find a pile of wood to pee on. But as you do this, Marzipan comes outside humming "Oo-koo-lay-lay" while looking at her tofu, then she calls you to help her.

- What do you do?
 * No way!
 * Sugar coat the truth a bit.
 * Tell her the truth.
 * Do Nothing.