Gfd's Main Pages/Squintmoji

A main page made of squintmojis.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Coach Z, The Homestar Runner

Places: The Field, Computer Room, Locker Room

Icon: A bathtub emoji

Page Title: You can't tell the difference if you squint!

Button Effects

 * Toons &mdash; The menu becomes blurry.
 * Games &mdash; Each time the button is rolled over, Homestar's head turns into a different emoji:
 * A chicken head
 * A speech bubble
 * A teapot
 * A printer
 * A gray goat
 * Homestar's head in the style of an emoji
 * A bathtub
 * Characters &mdash; The background cycles through different emoji-constructed scenes each time the button is hovered over:
 * Strong Bad in the computer room
 * Strong Mad and The Cheat in Strong Badia
 * Coach Z in the locker room
 * The Homestar Runner in the Factory/Circus District
 * The Field
 * Downloads &mdash; The siren that makes up Homestar's torso goes off. After "Downloads", Homestar comments "Whoa, I must've eaten too much beef stroganoff."
 * Store &mdash; The emojis making up the page turn into squares. After "Store", Homestar comments "Uh oh. This does not look good for the Homesquare Rectangular."
 * E-mail &mdash; Cut to Homestar in the Field, squinting at the Main Page on a cell phone, saying "It's like squinting into a mirror."

Explanations

 * On some devices, a square replaces any unicode character unavailable on that device or in that font, usually emojis.

Inside References

 * All of the squintmojis used come from the toon Squintmojis, with the exception of The Homestar Runner, which comes from a @StrongBadActual Tweet.
 * Homestar's head turning into an entire goat references Goatface from Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2.
 * Homestar's line on the "Store" effect is a reference to 50 emails.