Homestar Runner Online?/houses/strongbad

Strong Bad's house.

Transcript
{Strong Bad hangs up as sign that says:}
 * WANTED
 * Everyone I hate
 * -Dumpstar
 * -The Of Town
 * -Dairy Queen

{Strong Bad turns around.}

STRONG BAD: Greetings, all party peoples in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Ladies, form a line to my left for make-outs! Dudes, form a line to my right for high-fives! BOBBO: Oh, hey, Strong Bad! {high-fives Strong Bad} HOMESTAR: Hmmm...{reads the sign} Man, I'm glad my name's not up there. {enters}

STRONG BAD: Gr...

{Strong Bad comes up to the sign and makes the following changes:}


 * &mdash; Dumpstar Homestar Runner
 * &mdash; The Of Town The King of Town
 * &mdash; Dairy Queen Dumpface

{Strong Bad enters his house.}

HOMESTAR: I'm glad Strong Sad's name is not up there.