Strong Badathlon

Welcome to the 2012 Strong Badathlon! Do you has what it takes to bring home the good gold medal for your country? Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country? Will you, stupid?!

Rules

 * 1) Sign up with your username and the country you'll be representing. (The country doesn't necessarily have to be the country you live in.  You could represent Strong Badia, Totalslava, Concessionstantinople, etc.)
 * 2) Once each event has been signed up for (not counting the defending champions), training will begin. You will have one week to train.
 * 3) Once training has ended, the events will begin. Based on how the competitors trained, the winners will be judged accordingly.

The Cheat Chuck
CURRENT WORLD RECORD: The Poopsmith, 130 ft, 211 pts.

Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating
CURRENT WORLD RECORD: Homestar Runner, 12 hits, 319 pts.

Remote Put
CURRENT WORLD RECORD: Cherry Greg, 10 ft, 11 pts.

Clean and Jerk Strong Mad's Underwears Over His Head
CURRENT WORLD RECORD: Pom Pom, 5 ft, 6,000,000,000 pts.

Probably Something With Guitars, Lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls
CURRENT WORLD RECORD: Strong Bad, 2 robots, Good Medal

2012

 * Opening Ceremony
 * Training