Coach Zmails/15

COACH Z: Emails upon emails upon emails is whort I have! You want it just to forght for but you still don't know the horp!

COACH Z: Whort kind of boots do I wear? Well, Maerndy, the kind I wears is lorky boots. Where do I wear them? Well, I mainly wears them at...

{Cut to a sign that reads "Discount Alligator, Total Deals For Less".}

COACH Z: {voiceover} Thrift staeres that call thormsorvles discount stores.

WEST IS LIP: {singing} She partied without dancing. She partied with my heart. She partied without dancing. She partied with my heart.

STRONG BAD: Looking for a new axe to replace my crappy old one, so I can bring it to BATTLE AXE LESSONS AT MONTY GYM, with my teacher Dolph Hauldhagen, The Instruc-TOR!

COACH Z: I'm also looking for two new damp towels for stuffing my boots. And I haerpe you do a great jorb at battle axing tonight.

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Great news! We have an app now! The app is called Discount Alligator Deal Hunter, and you can download it on the Tandy App Store and Compy Play! Visit our website also, too.

{Cut to a sign that reads "Double G, Healthy Real Estate Seminar".}

COACH Z: {voiceover} I also wear them at real estorte seminars. You know, the kind that are so baering that you need a damp towel.

MARZIPAN: And this little apartment is up for sale for only $250,000!

COACH Z: Baaaeeeerrriiinggg! Can I lorve now?

MARZIPAN: Oh! Also, too, we are teaming up with Senor Cardgage Mortgage to save 60% off of houses with high rates!

SENOR CARDGAGE: We're well past the corncob, Mr. Munn. Just tell me which horses you'd like me to look at.

COACH Z: So dere you have it Maerndy. That's why I always wear leaky boots to thrift staeres and real estorte seminars. Don't you wish you could too?

{The Coach Zaper comes down.}

Easter Eggs
 LIMO Z EEN Zeenin' Into The Night: The Movie  '''Larry, Mary, Gary, and Perry are ready for their first full-length adventure. Time for zeening.'''
 * Click on the DVD Strong Bad is holding to take a closer look.
 * Also, click on the DVD to see an ad for the Match Movie Events limited theatrical screening of Limozeen: The ZITN Movie and Zeenin' Across the Country.

ANNOUNCER: Limozeen fans, treat yourself when Limozeen: The Zeenin’ Into The Night Movie comes back to the big screen in movie theaters nationwide!

LARRY PALARONCINI: But we're not done just yet!

ANNOUNCER: You’ll also be treated to the big screen debut of the concert film Zeenin' Across The Country, and three classic ZITN episodes from the first three seasons!

LIMOZEEN: Heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, because it's midnite!

ANNOUNCER: Tickets are available on sale on MatchMovieEvents dot com.

Del '''Shut up! I'm a card carrying delorthead ones pref: not so cold one fav coach z song: rap song current status: taking battle axeing lessons member since: cheesecake
 * Click on "Delortheads“ to see a Delortheads members card.

Fun Facts
Coach Z's email intro is a reference to the song "Buggin' Out" by A Tribe Called Quest featured on their album The Low End Theory.