Xeriouxly Forxe Adventures/Episode 2

''Everybody in Free Country USA are doing the stuff they usually do. But Strong Bad touched the button and he got zapped.''

Strong Bad: Oh cool! I've been revamped again! Now I'm going to use thix power on Xtrong Mad and The Cheat. Oh and my lovely hot girl, Baddie.

(S. Bad goes to the basement. Strong Mad and The Cheat are sitting there)

S. Bad: Hey guyx! Eat this Xerioux Power!

(Strong Mad and The Cheat transform into S. Mad and Ch8t)

Baddie: Umm, you forgot me

S.Bad: Oopx, xorry

(Bubs Jr was playing on the field as normal while Bubs was asleep)

S.Bad: Look at that dumb kid, being a crapface. I know what to do

(S. Bad turns Bubs Jr into Bubz Jr.)

Bubz Jr.: Hey! What if I didn't WANT to be turned into Bubz Jr?

(Piem'n appears out of nowhere)

Piem'n: Hey you guys! What in the name of π are you doing?

S.Bad: Nothing

Bubz Jr: Yex he ix

Piem'n: Oh, really, Str- wait, who are you?

S. Bad: Who are you??

Piem'n: Fine, me first. I'm Piem'n, the best lover of pies.

S. Bad: Okay, Pie perxon guy, I am X. Bad! I am Strong Bad with Xerioux power!

Piem'n: Xerioux power?

S. Bad: Let me show you.

Bubz Jr.: Don't!

(Piem'n turns into π. man)

Bubz Jr: I want my mommy and daddy now!

S. Bad: Tough

Bubs: Oh, hey Strong Bad. Whatcha doin' with mah- (looks at everyone) ...son....

S. Bad: Oopz, look at the time, I have to take a train to Place. Xee ya. (turns Bubs into Bubz and runs away)

Bubz: Oh no, not again!

π. man: Weird. Why am I... so edgy....

Bubz: That does it! I don't know why Strong Bad would do this to my poor innocent little boy.

π. man: Well, duh. According to the Homestar Runner Wiki, Strong Bad doesn't get along with children.

(Back to the field)

Babs: (crying) Oh, Bubs and Bubs Jr have been gone for such a long time. Please help me find them!

Strong Sad: Don't worry, Babs. I'll try and find them.

(S. Bad jumps from out of nowhere.)

S. Bad: Xurprise, xurprise!

(Strong Sad and Babs turn into S. Sad and Babz respectively. Free Country USA turns into its Xeriouxly Forxe version.)

Bubz Jr: (cries) AGHHHHHH!!! LET ME GO!! How do we make Free Country USA normal again??

Bubz: I dunno, xon. The best we can do is to xteal the button from X. Bad.

Bubz Jr: But how?

Bubz: Just let him xleep. I know how to make him fall axleep. With alcohol! (grabs a xold one)

(Bubz throws a bunch of xold ones on the ground. Bubz and his son leap into the bushes. S. Bad comes by.)

S. Bad: Ooh, some unsuspicious xold onex. I think I'll stop and have a drink!

Bubz: (snickers)

S.Bad: (sleeping and drunk)

Bubz Jr: (wispering) Now get the button, daddy

Bubz: (grabs the button while S.Bad is asleep and drunk on cold ones and starts zapping everything back to normal)

(And then Strong Bad wakes up)

Strong Bad: What the CRAP?! Where did that button go? Oh, well. I've still got my abs.

Bubs: Hooray! We're back to normal!

Strong Bad: WHAT?!? YOU FREAKIN' TOOK MY BUTTON?!?

Bubs Jr: What button? The only button I've got is my belly button. Wanna see it?

(Bubs Jr shows of his belly button)

Strong Bad: Eww, no way.

(And then Bubs Jr throws the button down a cliff and it fell in the water)

Strong Bad: Oh, holy crap!

Bubs: Serves you right, Strong Bad

Bubs Jr: Will it still work?

Bubs: No, son. Because you threw it in the water.

Strong Bad: You know what. I feel bad about myself. Guess I got too carried away with things.

Bubs Jr: You sure did

Strong Bad: But your son is still a CRAP FOR BRAINZ!!!!!!!!!!! (kicks Bubs Jr's back)

Piem'n: Wait, if you threw it off a cliff and broke it on purpose, does this mean this is the end of the show already?

Everyone: (literally) GASP!

Bubs: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE, STRONG BAD!! YOU JUST KICKED MY SON!!

Strong Bad: Yeah, Bubs. What the crap are you gonna do about it?