Homestar Emails

What if all those classic sbemails were done by Homestar? You would probably get this..

By

 * 1. some type of marshmallow
 * 2. stong ba
 * 3. Face IQ
 * 4. strong bad hair
 * 5. making out
 * 6. weirdo
 * 7. halloweener
 * 8. ms. mac

By Branderson

 * 9. i heart you
 * 10. steven the goblin
 * 11. i rock
 * 12. superfied credit union
 * 13. i he be
 * 14. fish lake
 * 15. my tricks
 * 16. song names

Inbox
Now YOU can send Homestar an email! Just enter your email in the box below, and it will get answered in a timely fashion. (If you are a repeat offender, 1. Wait until your first email is answered, and 2. You must use a phony name.)

Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} ♪ Now's the time to check your email, doo-doo, check your email, doo-doo, check your email. ♪ {reads} YO HR, HOW SO GREAT ALL THE TIME? -JOBARD HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} That's a good question, Jobard. I intributed mostly to a combination of my... style points and file joints. Y'know, because I file my taxes jointly, with The Cheat! Opens me up to all sorts of benefits and right-offs. I can claim a massive dependent, and like, uh, despondent. COACH Z: Hey, I thought you said I was your despondent! HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Ugh. This typing sound's... giving me a migraine. Tabbo-tobbo-tap, tabbo-tobbo-tap, tabbo-tobbo-tabbo-tobba-tab, tap! {The Homestapaper comes down.}