Whodumpit? REVAMPED/BubsCStand

Location
Bubs' Concession Stand

Action
Feeling that "everybody-wanna-buy-something" urge, you head to Bubs' Concession Stand to see what the old cheapskate has to offer.

Transcript
BUBS: Come one and all to Bubs' Concession Stand! We've got everything! Twice!

YOU: Hey, Bubs. What exactly do you mean by "everything"?

BUBS: Pretty much anything you can ask for. Cheese, voodoo dolls, pancreases, free (-ish) wifi, watches...anything you could want!

YOU: All that? How could I resist? {mumbling to yourself} Now what should I get...?

Inventory

 * List of evidence used to convict Homeschool
 * Lappy 486
 * Metal detector

Obvious Exits

 * South
 * East

What You Should Get

 * Cheese
 * Voodoo doll
 * Pancreas
 * Wifi
 * Watch