Strong Mad Finds Jesus

''This is a work of fiction. Details of actual persons, organizations, events, etc. featured within include fictitious elements.''

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN A WAR WITHOUT AN END.

''{We open to the interior of a bathroom. An unknown man walks up to the sink, and picks up a cassette player, before producing a tape from his person which he places inside. The tape is clearly labelled, "From The Man Who Sold The World". He presses a button on the machine, and the tape begins to play. He places it back onto the sink. Zoom into the player as the music begins playing.] Flashback to an indiscernible time ago. We see things from a first person perspective as the song is now playing on the radio in the background. Having just woken up, the scenery is still rather blurry. The camera looks around the room, blinking periodically, with each blink making the scene clearer. It is evident that the unknown is in a hospital room. A nurse walks into the room and begins performing tasks, unaware that the patient has now awakened. She walks out of the room temporarily as the POV has finally cleared up, allowing everything to be seen clearly. The nurse walks back into the room with a bouquet of flowers, which she puts in the vase next to the patient. She glances at the patient, and then when noticing that they have awoken, gasps in shock. She runs back out of the room, knocking the radio over in the process and causing it to break, screaming for the doctor.}''

NURSE: Doctor, doctor!!!

''{Fade to black, as the dialing of a phone can be heard. The phone rings for a few seconds, before being picked up. On one end of the line, a woman's voice can be heard.}''

UNKNOWN WOMAN: Z has come to.

''{The statement is echoed by several voices, becoming more and more dissonant with every repeat. Suddenly, the voices stop, and the main title appears.}''

STRONG MAD FINDS JESUS

"THE GHOST OWIE"

ROBOTIC FEMALE VOICE: Z has come to.

''{We fade back into the hospital scene, three days after awakening. As the patient opens their eyes, they are greeted by a big blue man in a doctor's outfit. The man is sporting the most unpleasantly saccharine smile.}''

DR. BUBS: Poulman, poulman!!! Can you hear me?

{The patient blinks.}

DR. BUBS: Are you having difficulty speakin'? Can ya' move ya head? Just nod if you can hear me.

{The patient nods.}

DR. BUBS: Good, good. Now, this may be difficult for you to understand, but you've... you've been in coma for quite some time.

{The heartbeat monitor begins to beep at a more rapid pace.}

DR. BUBS: It has been... nine years.

''{The patient begins to struggle as the monitor beeps at an incredibly high rate. Dr. Bubs runs over to the patient and holds them down.}''

DR. BUBS: Try not to panic!!!

{The nurse runs over to the patient and force feeds him Listerine, which calms him down and puts him back to sleep.}

ONE WEEK LATER.

''{Open to the same hospital scene. The patient awakens to the nurse standing over them.}''

NURSE: How do you feel?

{The doctor walks up to the bed.}

DR. BUBS: It's been one week since you came to. Now, let's try getting out of bed. Nurse?

{The nurse and the doctor both help the patient sit up.}

DR. BUBS: Don't worry. You've lost some strength, but we've been maintaining your muscle mass through massages, CPM therapy, and EMS.

TO BE CONTINUED.