The Homestar Runner Movie: YOUR Edition!/1

''{Cut to the Field at night. Homestar, Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are sneaking along behind the bushes with black hats.}''

HOMESTAR: Where do you you think the headquarters are again, Stong Bad?

STRONG BAD: What do you think we've been trying to do for the past 2 hours??

MARZIPAN: Shush, guys! For all we know, it's just up ahead and they can hear every word we're saying!

HOMESTAR: Hey, wait...that bush over there looks familiar.

POM POM: (Which one?)

HOMESTAR: The one with the stick sticking out of it.

STRONG BAD: You mean like the one we&mdash; wait a minute...

''{Strong Bad looks where Homestar is looking. Pan to the bush Homestar described.}''

STRONG BAD: We've been walking in circles?! Great, just great!

''{Fade to black. Fade in text that says "ONE HOUR EARLIER..."}''

HOMESTAR: Where do you you think the headquarters are again, Stong Bad?

STRONG BAD: What do you think we've been trying to do for the past hour??

MARZIPAN: Shush, guys! For all we know, it's just up ahead and they can hear every word we're saying!

HOMESTAR: That bush over there looks familiar.

POM POM: (Which one?)

HOMESTAR: The one with the stick sticking out of it.

STRONG BAD: You mean like the one we&mdash; wait a minute...

''{Strong Bad looks where Homestar is looking. Pan to the bush Homestar described. Fade to black. Fade in text that says "ONE HOUR LATER..."}''

STRONG BAD: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES! Think of how much time we wasted!

''{A strange sillouhette appears behind the bushes. The sillouhette is actually just...}''

EVERYONE: Homeschool Winner?

HOMESCHOOL: Greetings, Strong Bad! Homestar! And the rest of you! What are you doing at 3:00 in the morning?

HOMESTAR: It's 3 AM?

HOMESCHOOL: {shouting} Shut up and answer my question!!

HOMESTAR: Walking around in circles!

HOMESCHOOL: Seriously, Homestar! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HOMESTAR: Let's see... uh... oh! That's what you meant! We're loo&mdash;

STRONG BAD: {covers Homestar's mouth} looking for a party place! Yeah, we're... going... to a party in a couple months, and...we've never been there before, so...we're looking for the place it's held at!

MARZIPAN: Yeah. Why wait to do it in a few months when we can get it done now?

HOMESCHOOL: {Cocks an eyebrow in confusion} At 3:00 in the morning?

POM POM: (You heard us, we've been wandering in circles for a while.)

HOMESTAR: And actually, we'we seawching fow&mdash; {Strong Bad nudges him in the ribs} Ow! {whispering} Um, I'm twying to tell Homeschool something hewe!

STRONG BAD: But if we do tell him, then he will probably... uh... capture us or something!

HOMESTAR: Why would he capture us? It's just a heist.

STRONG BAD: {facepalm} That's EXACTLY why he would capture us!

HOMESTAR: Ohhh. Wait, why?

HOMESCHOOL: {Cocks an eyebrow in confusion again} You do realize I can hear every word you're saying, right?

STRONG BAD: Uh... no?

POM POM: (Uh oh...)

MARZIPAN: Uhh... we need to go now. {runs away}

HOMESCHOOL: Wait! Come back!

{Cut to the characters running}

STRONG BAD: We're... almost... there...

{They get to a large room filled with coins}

STRONG BAD: YES!! We're rich!

MARZIPAN: Are you sure this is a good idea, Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD: Of course! If we steal all this money, we'll be able to buy all the equipment we need to build our machine!

MARZIPAN: But the bank needs this money! We don't need so much... maybe we should only take half and leave the other half here.

''{They take half of the money and run away. Homeschool comes wearing a black hat and takes the rest.}''