Coach Zemails/Accent

Bubs needs to know what is going on deep inside Coach Z.

Places: The Locker Room

Date: August 12, 2012

Characters: Coach Z, Homestar, Marshie

Transcript
Coach Z: Okay boys back it up, back it in. Today I will check my email on my computer.

{types zemail.exe}


 * Dear Coach Z,
 * Where are you from? Does it affect your accent in any way?
 * From,
 * BubsHeadStand

Coach Z: Well, I don't really remember where I'm from, Bubs. I think I'm from "Child Safe Non-Acne Cream Hongkonglandusa". We only lived there because my ma and pa wanted to live the dream.

{clears screen}

Coach Z: Getting back to my accent, I don't really know what your talking about. I don't have an accent.

{Homestar pops out from behind Coach Z}

Homestar Runner: Admitting your problems is the foughst step to sowving them.

{Marshie pops out behind Coach Z next to Homestar}

Marshie: YEAH!!

Coach Z: Wahh!

Homestar Runner: So Coach, how long have you been doing yough daiwey wegemen?

Marshie: NO! ASK HIM FOR HIS SECRET RECIPE FOR HIS GINGIVITIS FLAVORED MILK!!

Coach Z: I would say about tree days.

Homestar Runner: Good to heeuw. Now getting to youw voice. Say, "Mushwoom".

Coach Z: Mashrorms.

Homestar Runner: Mushwoom.

Marshie: MUSHROOMS!!

Homestar Runner: Good. Say, "Aww-ooh-gah".

Coach Z: Aurora.

Marshie: {with a deep Spanish voice} No no. Say it with true meaning.

Coach Z: {farts}

Homestar Runner: Good job evewybody! Wets get some Icéd Cream!

Marshie and Coach Z: Yay!

{the moist towel comes down}

Inside References

 * Homestar says "-éd"