Haysi fantayzee (character)

Bio
Name: Haysi Fantayzee

Age: 30

Occupation: singer, fanstuff maker

Family: unknown

Appearance: Green humanoid with a disconnected head, wearing a red bowler hat, red stripy sweater, and white stripy leggings

Personality: brash and confident, punkish, often acts eccentric and weird

A new avatar for my use in H*R related communities. She is a retro hipster who talks hard and fast, often in a rhyme or rap. At times, she can reach Homsar level of nonsense. Fittingly, her best friend in FCUSA is Homsar, and in fact, the two of them have an oddball new wave band together. She doesn't travel much or go out of her way to help others, and mostly concentrates on jamming to 80's music and writing and drawing for the Internet. She gets very annoyed at anyone who suggests she put on pants. Other than Homsar, she has good relationships with Homestar and Strong Bad, and dislikes Marzipan and Strong Sad.

Character Video Transcript
{the scene is The Field with nobody around}

HAYSI: {shouting, from offscreen} WHO IS... HAYSI... FANTAYZEE?!

{Haysi leaps in from the side of the screen, accompanied by smoke bombs}

HAYSI: So you want to know the woman herself! Well... {speaking rhythmically} I'm just fine, my big behind's gone wild like a child doing Fun Dip lines! Line up here... no footgear cause we're free and we're twee--

HOMSAR: {poking his head in} WeEeEe're schlock cashiers!

HAYSI: {speaking normally} That's right! This is our pleasuredome in the danger zone! OW!

Variations
Old Timey: The Human (?) Bamboozle (Permanent fixture of the carnival freak show)

20X6: Heihei (Strange floating being that may be half alien or half robot)

Dangeresque: Madama Fantasia (Owner of an exclusive social club with masquerade masks and exotic cold ones)

Xeriouxly Forxe: Still Haysi (Same as Homsar)

Storybook: Hazy (A younger version that is constantly spouting nonsensical child-isms)