Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Preparations

To Start

 * You will need to meet this criteria before you can start this quest:
 * Have completed the "Know Your Enemy" Quest
 * Able to defeat a Vampire Lappy
 * Have a Castle ID


 * Start this quest at this location:
 * Bubs' Concession Stand

Part One: Recruitment

 * Bubs wants you to get Strong Bad's butt up here to pay off his debt of $3.62! Go to the Strong House and you will be greeted by a Pink Scorpion. defeat it and continue through the Ungurait-infested household. You will find Strong Bad checking an e-mail. Tell him to go to Bubs' Concession Stand, and he will tell you to cram it. After Homestar being stupid and eventually mentioning Homeschool Winner, Strong Bad will join you if you give him one of Marzipan's melons. Backtrack through the house, go to Marzipan's House, and steal a melon. Take it to Strong Bad, who is waiting at The Stick, and he'll go pay off his debt... By flooding out Bubs' Concession Stand! Bwa ha ha! You can go meet Proto Man on the consession stand if you want to have the Proto Boots.

Part Two: Where's The Cheat?

 * Strong Bad wants to find The Cheat to help on the journey, but he's missing. He's in the KoT's grill, so head over the KoT's Castle and head around back to find The Cheat. You'll also get a BMW Lighter for Strong Bad in the grill.

Part Three: Another Year, Another Computer

 * The Cheat and Strong Bad head back to the Strong House, but run out screaming! You decide to check it out, and you find that THE LAPPY 486 IS TURNING EVIL!!! Join the fight against it...

Vampire Lappy HP: 360 Attacks: Laptop Smash, Lappy Bite, DELETED! Strategy: You can destroy it in only a couple of hits with Strong Bad's BMW lighter. Just use it until the Lappy is no more!...Or is it?

Strong Bad will complain that he has to get YET ANOTHER computer, and Strong Mad will join the team because he doesn't want to get left alone with Strong Sad. Check the desk with the broken Lappy on it to find some Pencil Shavings.

Part Four: The Star Ship

 * Go to Strongbadia to find an Awexome Cross Helmet for The Cheat, a Gavin Whistle, and a Potion. Head to Bubs' Concession Stand to see the items he has to sell, and try to buy the Star Ship for 6000000000000 coins. You can pay in pencil shavings, thanks to The Cheat's trickery! Just go to The Stick and launch the Star Ship, completing the quest.

Rewards

 * Access to 20X6(Space Dock only)
 * Strong Bad
 * Strong Mad
 * The Cheat
 * Proto Boots