TGS and 4 Gregs Adventures/Cheerleader’s Claim to Fame

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Not one, not two, not three, not five...

{"4 Gregs" appears again.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{Sci-Fi Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Sci-Fi Greg! One Greg!

{Sci-Fi Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D n' D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: D n' D Greg! Two Greg!

{D n' D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Open Source Greg! Three Greg!

{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding a robot action figure.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Japanese Culture Greg, four Greg! {Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.} Four Gregs!

{"4 Gregs" appears again}

CHEERLEADER: My claim to fame is airing in a commercial for Dark Wing Duck when I was 10.

SO AND SO: It’s Darkwing Duck. DnD Greg was in it too.

DND GREG: You called?

CHEERLEADER: You know, I found myself singing Darkwing Duck.

SO AND SO: Wow!

DND GREG: My mom used to tell me stories of the last time I had... well, anything.

CHEERLEADER: OOOOOO... : Its dark.

SO AND SO: Uh.. probably.

DND GREG: I can still remember the first... I think I have the tape.

DND GREG: I remember on the first one we had like... the two characters had outfits made up, they could walk around outside.

SO AND SO: Like "Harlem Noir" "Empire Strikes Back" and all that kind of stuff?

DND GREG: Yup.

SO AND SO: Probably.

SO AND SO: My entire childhood was basically just spending time in...

DND GREG: Yup.

DND GREG: When I was like 4 or 5 it was just all stuff related to Star Wars. Let’s pop in the tape.

ANNOUNCER: Channel 6 presents the Disney Afternoon! Darkwing Duck is coming up, but first, after these message. Also be quiet!

SO AND SO: Shh..

{A swirling background is on screen. Marshie does his "rocket move" and faces the audience.}

MARSHIE: 'Sup, fools? I'm Marshie. Capital "M" and then "arshie"! I'm going this way!

{As he says this, the "M" and "arshie" appear under him. When he goes "this way" the text says "went that way!!!!!!!!!" The screen cuts to a chalkboard.}

MARSHIE: Why eat some other stuff,—

{Different types of food appear on the chalkboard: a ham, a pineapple, a cupcake, a piece of cherry pie, a hot dog, and a martini.}

MARSHIE: —when you can eat—

{Fluffy Puff Marshmallows replace the food items.}

MARSHIE: FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS? {Logo appears.}

{Screen cuts to plate of marshmallows.}

MARSHIE: Breakfast,—

{The marshmallows get covered in syrup topped with a pat of butter. A glass of juice appears next to the plate}

MARSHIE: —lunch,—

{the syrup vanishes and a salt shaker (labeled "7") and pepper shaker (labeled "3") are next to the marshmallows, which now have 3 tomato slices on them}

MARSHIE: —munch,—

{Batteries appear around the plate, while the marshmallows have nails stuck in them}

MARSHIE: —and pinner!

{Marshmallows now have a hat and eyepatch on them, and a cigar is next to them. Screen cuts to a pocket.}

MARSHIE: Stuff some in your pockets for—

{The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns creepy as the following words appear on the screen}

MARSHIE: —secret eating!!!

{Cut to pillow.}

MARSHIE: Hide some 'neath your pillow for sleepy times!

{The marshmallows appear underneath the pillow.}

MARSHIE: Dont'cha like me?

{Scene cuts to The Sad Kids.}

MARSHIE: Kids ask for it by name!

THE SAD BOY: What?

THE SAD GIRL: Huh?

{Penny whistle sounds and Fluffy Puff Marshmallow logo falls down and crushes Sad Kids.}

MARSHIE: 'Sright kids! Go eat'ya some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Now try new Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise. {Marshie's voice changes to an incredibly weird voice.} Made from the best stuff.

MARSHIE: I'm fluffity. I'm puffity. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

BACKGROUND SINGERS: {slightly out of time with Marshie} They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five.

CHEERLEADER: There I am!

SO AND SO: Tapeout!

It’s over