Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Movie/Teaser

The teaser trailer for The Broternal Order of Different Helmets Movie.

Cast (in order of appearance): Arsene Video Greg, Grindolo, The Pretender, Honstlar, Stom,, SRMX12, Coach E, EDITED Video Greg, Rabite, Dooble, Dean, Homestar Runner, Ominous Voice

Places: The Field, Castle Grindolo, Pillquarters Metallix, Dark Vortex, Outer Space

Date: Monday, November 12, 2018

Running time: 1:24

Transcript
''{Open to black. A single piano note plays. Fade in to the Field. It slowly decays into a dark, monochrome wasteland. Fade out.}''

ARSENE VIDEO GREG: {voiceover} It has begun...

''{Fade in to Castle Grindolo. The piano tune continues. Grindolo walks back and forth, with The Pretender nearby. Fade out.}''

GRINDOLO: Call Cleanser and Dando. Tell them... I have a plan.

''{The music intensifies. Cut to inside the Pillquarters. Honstlar leaps up to kick Grindolo, but Grindolo grabs his foot in midair and smashes Honstlar down to the ground.}''

{Cut to Stom jumping up at Grindolo, but Grindolo sends a ball of energy flying at Stom, knocking him backwards}

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} We will destroy you all.

''{The music reaches its climax, with a choir chanting in the background. Cut to Grindolo sending black lightning out of his fingers, causing electricity to surge around the BODH as they scream. Fade out.}''

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} When I become powerful enough, the universe will be mine to command!

{Cut to the BODH walking through a portal into a dark, swirling vortex}

HONSTLAR: {voiceover} Are we really ready for this? There's no turning back now.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {voiceover} We're ready.

DOOBLE: {voiceover} I'm made of beans!

''{The music gets faster and more exciting. Cut to the B-Team flying through space, wearing astronaut helmets and holding on to the water rocket from Drive-Thru.}''

DEAN: {voiceover} The fate of the universe depends on this!

''{The rocket blows up. Cut to a group of planets as they to spin out of control, crashing into each other and blowing up. Fade out.}''

{Fade in to Gfd, SRMX12, Coach E, and Rabite floating on a rock in a lava lake inside the dark vortex}

HONSTLAR: {voiceover} We're doomed.

''{Cut to black. The music stops. A slow, solemn piano rendition of "Ever and More" begins playing. A logo, reading "THE BROTERNAL ORDER OF DIFFERENT HELMETS Movie", slowly moves closer to the camera as it emerges from the shadows. Cut to the text "2019". Fade to black. Pause for a few seconds.}''

OMINOUS VOICE: Nothing shall stop me from world domination now.

Trivia

 * Everything in this trailer (except the logo and date at the end) were from the current revision of the script at the time. Nothing was made up for the teaser, though many things were changed later on.