ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S MORGUE-TUARY/Commercials/Strong Bad: Dead Ringer for Senor Cardgage?

ANNOUNCER: Can’t get credit? Well, you should go to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

STRONG BAD: If you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere.

ANNOUNCER: A dance party in ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S MORGUE-TUARY! Also, Strong Bad himself is a dead ringer for Senor Cardgage!

STRONG BAD: I’m a dead ringer for him?

ANNOUNCER: All right, you goblin.

STRONG BAD: I’m not a goblin, piece of crap. I'm Strong Bad!

A HORSE ENTERS THE SCENE.

STRONG BAD: Watch out!

A WHEELCHAIR FRAME THAT HAS A SOCCER BALL CROSSBOW PUTS INTO THE ROOM.

STRONG BAD: I hope it's gonna sit there for a while. Remember, if you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. My name is Strong Bad, and you can count on it!

ANNOUNCER: ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

SENOR CARDGAGE: This is a furniture warehouse and credit union?!

ANNOUNCER: Open week nights all month. Located just off I-20.

Fun Facts
The announcer calling Strong Bad a goblin is a reference to a page on the Something Awful forums, which called Marc Brown (which Strong Bad’s slogan is a direct parody of) a gremlin.