MarziCAN!

{Marzipan is holding a ton of breakable glass cans}

ANNOUNCER: Tired of juggling all those breakable cans?

ANNOUNCER: Then try FCan Home Canning!

{Cut to kitchen}

ANNOUNCER: Ever been surprised by all those jars you keep in your cupboards and pantries?

ANNOUNCER: You don't have to throw out those jars of jam. That's why we invented FCan Home Canning. FCan Home Canning is the ultimate storage solution for your produce. It's your only "just in time" product, when you need to have everything ready to go.

ANNOUNCER: From the store to your pantry, food is always in close proximity to us. FCan Home Canning has the ability to store this food and keep it fresh for you for many months to come.

MARZIPAN: Sure, that is great.

ANNOUNCER: Home canning does allow for storing foods in a close proximity to you, but if it is time to eat, you still need to take it to the store. The vitamins and nutrients in canned food come from preservatives, and many preservatives are considered harmful.