Humanstar

Humanstar - short for "Human Homestar" - is an AU (Alternate Universe) created by SomeSortaRabbit. It's exactly what it says on the tin: a humanized re-imagining of the Homestar Runner series set in the real world.

DISCLAIMER: This AU contains my personal interpretations of the characters. I don't speak for anyone else when developing it, so I can't predict what will and won't appeal to people.

[HUGE work in progress; may not be updated very frequently]

Main Characters
(Currently this section only contains very basic info about a few characters. I'll add more when I have the time.)

Homestar Runner
Age: 26

Birthday: March 28

Orientation: Homosexual

Ethnicity: White!

Physical Description: As tall as he is terrific. Best legs in the game. Holy-crap-adorable bright blue eyes framed by Holy-crap-untameable curly blond hair. Probably in better shape than you. Wears his signature outfit on a near-daily basis. Made his propeller cap himself.

Pom Pom
Age: 25

Birthday: July 19

Orientation: Bisexual

Ethnicity: Polynesian (Maori)

Physical Description: Pom, tan and handsome. Wider than Homestar but just as fit as him. Copper-toned hair that almost matches his jacket. Spends an inordinate amount of time keeping up his devilishly good looks. Thinks khakis go with everything.

Strong Bad
Age: 27

Birthday: August 22

Orientation: Bisexual

Ethnicity: European Portuguese

Physical Description: Best wrestleman in the game. Normally wears regular gloves instead of boxing ones for convenience.

The Cheat
Age: 25

Birthday: April 18

Orientation: Heterosexual

Ethnicity: Mixed-race of unknown descent

Strong Sad
Age: 23

Birthday: October 19

Orientation: Homosexual

Ethnicity: White Jewish-American

Physical Description: Lives up to the epithet "thick white dump." Has been taller than Strong Bad since 8th grade. Ridiculously pale skin that can blind you if you stare directly at it.