Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Transcript/Act IV

Intro Sequence
{fades in to Homeshool at his mobile fortress's control room, holding the Armeggedon Talisman}

HOMESCHOOL: Hee hee hee... I've finally managed to create it... The key... The key to my weapon... The ultimate weapon... The weapon that is powered by fate, evil, and sorrow... The weapon known as............... ARMEGGEDON!!!!!!! The key... This Talisman... is the end of the reign of Free Country, USA, and the beginning of.... MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Some Shadow Soilders throw cardboard lightning bolts from either side of Homeschool}

SHADOW SOLDIERS: Kra-kow! Cha-kra-kow! Chkt-kow! Explosions! Lightning!

HOMESCHOOL: {annoyed} STOP THOSE FREAKIN' LAME "special effects" RIGHT NOW!

{a cardboard lightning bolt hits Homeschool}

HOMESCHOOL: {still annoyed} CUT THAT OUT! RIGHT! NOW!

SHADOW SOLDIERS: {scared} Y-y-y-yes, S-s-s-sir.

HOMESCHOOL: Now, where was I. Oh, yes. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Laugh evilly with me, Shadow Soilders! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shadow Soilders: {bored} Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

HOMESCHOOL: {annoyed yet again} SILENCE!!!!

{fade out}