Dellyboy Emails/dinerban

dbemail 2; dinerban
Dellyboy answers the long-on question, what was the Diner Disaster? ...Well, he's supposed to.

Page Text:Mirandy 1995

Date:April 1, 2019

Script
Dellyboy: Oh geez, another email! I wonder what it says...

Dear Dellyperson, Can you explain the 'Diner Disaster'? I'm a little bit confused, and wonder what sorta thing SB did that caused the forever ban. See ya at some point, brodudeski, Singer, AKA ILuv2SingErvryDay

Dellyboy: ...Singer, you want to know about the...

{The background darkens}

Dellyboy: Diner Disaster?! {The background goes back to normal.} Well...I...

Sume: ...You're too scared?

Dellyboy: N-No! I usually don't tell people about it. But, I guess I could tell you. {Dellyboy begins to type.}

Dellyboy: {typing} Well, Singer, tis a normal day at the diner. Not much people were at the diner, since it was morning time. I think it was 7:30 when Strong Bad came in. Sume: {whisper} ...I hope he forgot it's April Fools' Day...

{Dellyboy stops typing.}

Dellyboy: ...Of coruse, Sume, I forgot. But now that you say that... {laugh}

Sume: If you won't, I'll tell them, Dellyboy. {Sume takes over Dellyboy's seat.}

Sume: {typing} At first, Strong Bad was acting...well, not good, but not bad either. A Blueberry Pie, he ordered. He sat down, like he was waiting for someone.

{Dellyboy stood behind Sume, holding a flower.}

Sume: {rolls chair to look at Dellyboy} ...Hm? {Sume's eyes are sprayed with water} Hey!

Dellyboy: April Fools! {Sume leaves, and Dellyboy gets back into his seat.} ...Thanks, Sume.

{Dellyboy typed the rest, leaving out some details, like his humiliation.}

Sume: ...I'm confused about your behavior today, Delly.

Dellyboy: Surely. {Dellyboy sends the email.}

Sume: {sarcastically} What a direct answer.

{The Cloth comes down.}

Remarks
Sume's sarcastic last sentance ("What a direct answer.") references the non-direct style of the email.

Fun Facts
Due to technical difficulties, the dbemail format couldn't be used.