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Dear Homestar Do you wish for arms? Personally, I think you look awesome without them. Bubs has arms on sale if you're interested! With love Some girl named Coach E (PS: You and Strong Bad should get along)

Dear Mr. Runner, Have you ever written a novel? &mdash; Beans b/w rice

Dear Homestar, Being a terrific athlete I'm sure you have plenty of athletical experience. Do you have any hot tips for track and/or field that you could share? From Dan.

Deer Homestar, Two questions. 1. Do you like to fart out a whole chicken when you squid the xylophone corn outside a juice museum? 2. Are you uh, a real villain? From Brody, Clamittyville, USA.

Dear Homestar, I just wondering, if you were in a video game what would it be like Sincerley, Someone