Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/The Movie

Season 1: Episode 5

The Order and their allies discusses their upcoming animated episode, Helmet Quest.

Cast (in order of appearance): Honstlar, Coach E,, SRMX12, EDITED Video Greg, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Senor Cardgage, Marzipan, Homsar, Visor Robot, Gavin, Strong Mad, The Poopsmith, The King of Town

Places: Honstlar's House, Pillquarters

Date: Thursday, May 4, 2017

Running Time: 1:46

Transcript
{Open to Honstlar waking up from his bed}

HONSTLAR: Hey, it's almost 2 AM! I gotta get ready for the next meeting!

{Honstlar walks to the meeting room and lets everyone inside}

HONSTLAR: Weclome back, Coach E, Gfd, SRMX12, EDITED Video Greg, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar, The Cheat, Senor Cardgage, Marzipan, Homsar, Visor Robot, The Cheat, Gavin, Poodonki&mdash; Hey, wait a minute! What are you guys doing here? This meeting is for BODH members only!

HOMESTAR: I got an inventation.

COACH Z: I got an invertortiarn too!

STRONG MAD: ME TOO!!

THE POOPSMITH: {holds up "Me too" sign}

COACH E: Who invited all these people?

I wanted to attract more members.

HONSTLAR: That's not the right way to do it, Jackson!

THE KING OF TOWN: Doo! I smelled butter!

HONSTLAR: Get out of here, King! That must've just been our butter gun weapon in the back.

SENOR CARDGAGE: I'ms Marley a fig mint of your imitation. {vanishes}

HONSTLAR: Order! ORDER!! Members of the BODH, everyone else, I have good news and bad news.

SRMX12: What's the bad news?

HONSTLAR: A certain King of Town has eaten our last butter-shooting weapon.

How ever will we defend our secret headquarters?!

SRMX12: For one thing, this isn't a secret headquarters, it's Pom Pom's basement...

HONSTLAR: It is a secret headquarters and you know it!

SRMX12: ...And secondly, Pom Pom should defend his own basement. I mean, isn't it kind of unethical to break into someone's house every Tuesday?

HONSTLAR: It's not breaking in if he doesn't know we're here.

SRMX12: Actually, that's exactly what breaking in is. What's the good news?

HONSTLAR: We're going to film a BODH movie!! Does anyone have any questions?



HONSTLAR: Okay, you. What is it?



HONSTLAR: Uh, no, I wouldn't think they would be.



HONSTLAR: Okay.



{Everyone looks at him strangely}

It looked delicious.

HONSTLAR: So does anyone have any questions about the film?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, subtitled "Can I animate?"}

HONSTLAR: Sorry, T.C., I've already contacted some strange beings from an alternate universe, and they said they would animate it.

SRMX12: That's pretty cool.

HONSTLAR: And with that, this meeting is adjourned. Try to leave the headquarters without Pom Pom noticing.

{Cut to a screen reading "End."}

Inside References

 * The King of Town enters because he smells butter.
 * The meeting room is said to be Pom Pom's basement (or "rumpus room") in the DVD commentaries for Summer Short Shorts and Ever and More!.
 * The BODH movie Honstlar refers to is.
 * Gfd apparently eats a shoebox.
 * The Cheat is subtitled when he asks if he can animate.

Real-World References

 * "That's not the right way to do it, Jackson!" is a line from the Two More Eggs short "Dooble: She Whispered".