Homestar Emails/7

Script
HOMESTAR: I am going to check my email... Dear Homestarrunner,

I want to have the bestest halloween

costume ever this year. How can I make

a homestarrunner costume?

With marshmallows,

Neb from CGNU HOMESTAR: {typing} Well Neb, I couldn't agree with you more. You dress up like me this year because...if you don't...then I...uh...just dress up as me this year because I told you to. {gets up}

{Cut to the Field.}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} We'll demonstrate on my BFF over here. {he pronounces "BFF" as "bee-fee-fee"}

{Pom Pom drops from the sky and lands in the middle of the Field.}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} First, paint your head white.

{Pom Pom's head is slapped and becomes white.}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} Next, put a star shirt on.

{Pom Pom puts a star-shirt on}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} Next, paint your legs white &mdash;

{Pom Pom's legs become white.}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} &mdash;and put on some Homestarry shoes.

{Pom Pom puts on Homestar's shoes.}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} And finally, put a Homestar hat on your head.

{Pom Pom puts on a "homestar hat".}

HOMESTAR: And finally, go to the store and buy a Homestar costume! Instead of saying "trick or treat" you could just throw marshmallows at everybody everybody! {The Homestapaper comes down.}