Homeschool's Answering Machine

Welcome to Homeschool Winner's Answering Machine! All (both)  messages were sent in by some other wiki users.

Homeschool's Greeting
HOMESCHOOL: Please leave a message after the beep. Beep! Uh...just remember NO prank calls! {beep}

Message 2
STRONG BAD: Uh, hello, Mr. Winner. This is Dan...Everym'n...down at...Bubs' Concession Stand. This constitutes as your final warning. Please pay your fine of three...thousand dollars and...ninety-nine cents in order to Strong Bad's house or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" style collections agency. Uh...once again, this is Dan Everym'n down at Bubs' Concession Stand, and please send your money to Strong Bad's house. {beep}

Message 1
MARSHIE: HELLO DENNIS! How many Fluffy Puffs can you fit in your mouth!? I can do it! I can do it nine times! NINE I TELL YOU! {beep}