Whodumpit? REVAMPED/3

Part 3: Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Puzzle

You wake up in a dungeon-like cell. Man, you feel like you have the plague. You look into your inventory to find the Lappy or the metal detector &mdash; and find that you don't have them anymore. Someone must've taken them.

You try the door, and find that it's unlocked. You exit the dungeon cell and enter another room.

The room has 3 exits. Oh boy, you think. This could take a while.

Ye find yeself in yon dungeonroom. Obvious exits are NORTH, EAST, and WEST.

What wouldst thou deau?
 * Go north
 * Go east
 * Go west