Xeriouxly Forxe Adventures/Episode 1

''A girl and some other characters got zapped with Xeriouxly power. Do you know who that girl was? Coach E, foster daughter of Coach Z (or Zoach C) As the Xeriouxly power filled their bodies, they became... revamped for the ninetiex! Coach E became E. She still had her long golden hair but she lacked her hair bow and had a visible mouth like her father Zoach C did. Other characters got revamped like: Han Run (Hannah Runner) S. Glad (Strong Glad) E. (Coach E) Nat (Natalie) Xarah (Sarah) Bubz Jr (Bubs Jr) Mi (Mimi Pom Pom) Xaddie (Baddie) Lym (Olympia) Ch8texx (Marzistar's Cheatess) Babz (Babs) Xarixy (Charity)''

Coach E: Why am I talxing lixe thix?

H. Star: Hey, who are you guyx?

S. Sad: I'm a flying elephant!

S. Bad: We know from the paxt million timex you xaid that. Now xhut up

Bubz Jr: Uhh, dad? Why am I talking lixe them?

Bubz: Becauxe all of you were infiltrated with xerioux power, making you talk like thix and have edgier xtylex.

Still Homsar: DAaAaAah, I'm the pony cake expert!

Babz: I thinx that guy needx to be revamped too!

Still Homsar gets zapped and becomes H.Sar

H. Sar: (talks exactly like H. Star) I'm ready for paintballx, text xubject three!

H. Star: Well, anyway, we have to hurry! Xing Town ix attacking the field!

Xing: I am going to eatx The Xtick and the Field

M.Z.Pan: That'x harming the environment.

H. Star: TIME FOR A XERIOUX FIGHT!

E: I don't want to fight, it'x too rixky

Zoach C: Good jearb, dere, xweetie, just xit there and act like a girl

H. Star starts to attack Xing Town.

E: Oh, enough with thix fighting. Hey, Xing, Babz made you a cake!

The Xing eats the cake

Babz: Well, that will keep the Xing buxy

S.Bad: Nixe try, crapfaxes, but I can xtill beat the crap out of H.Star

H. Star starts to attack S. Bad and Xaddie drops by

S. Bad: (to Baddie) Woah, what happened to you? Whoa, you're a hot girl

Xaddie: Why, yex I am.

The characters change back in their normal selves again.

Strong Bad: Aww, crap! That was awesome! Now, it's ruined. At least Baddie is still hot and umm... pregnant

Coach E: Thank goodness that's over

Strong Sad: Are you okay, Erin? That never happened to you before

Coach E: Yeah, I'm okay.

Homestar Runner: Um... Stwong Bad.. why was I attacking you again?

The King of Town: I'll never do that again! I don't wanna be evil!

Coach E: Good for you, King. Have some cake

King of Town: Thank you, British girl! Do you mind having some too? (munches the cake) Mmmmmm

Coach E: Hey, thanks for sharing that with me

King of Town: This is the best cake I've ever had

Babs: I made that cake!

Coach E: It's delicious, Babs. I think you should give a whole cake to Bubs, to fill up his belly

Babs: Hehe! Alright then. Here ya go Bubsy

Bubs: You're letting me eat the whole lot? What have I done to deserve this?

Babs: Oh just eat it

Bubs: (eats the whole cake)

Strong Bad: Hey, I might have wanted some of that cake!

The Cheat: (angry The Cheat noises)

Babs: There's more!

Strong Bad: Oh yeah!

Babs: Ah, ah, ah. I'll give it to you, just as long as you share it with Strong Sad

Strong Bad: Strong Sad? Oh, fine. It IS cake. Hey, S²!

Strong Sad: What is it?

Strong Bad: This gal is dreadfully forcing me to share cake with you.

Strong Sad: Umm, okay, we can share... I guess.

Strong Bad: (smears the cake on Strong Sad's face) There you go, dumpy

Strong Sad: Hey!

Coach E: Stop that, Strong Bad

Strong Sad: (licking some cake off his face) Mmm, this is yummy

Strong Bad: Ahh, crap! Fooled again!

Homestar: Hmmmmm.... I wonder what will happen when I press this unsuspicious red button. It probably won't turn us back into our Xeriouxly Forxe counterparts again!

Everyone: NO!

Homestar presses the button and there's zapping everywhere

Coach E: (screams)

Coach E stops and looks at herself

Coach E: Oh, it was only a dream

Coach Z: Are you okay, dear? You were scrorming.

Coach E: I'm fine, dad, I just had a funny dream.