Whodumpit?

''NOTE: After thinking for a while, I decided that this textventure wasn't very good. So, to compensate, I have created a new ultra-cool version. Play it here!

The Mystery
Strong Sad's gone missing! Some even suspect he's dead! At first, you (Strong Bad) are like, "HOORAY! There is NO WAY I am gonna help solve this," but...Homeschool is blamed and arrested! (Dun dun DUN!) And just when you think he did it...

HOMESCHOOL: Please, Strong Bad, help me! You know me better than anyone else, so PLEASE find out who did this.

He's right. You've been a good friend of ol' know-it-all since before he was rejected, and you'd do anything to get his record cleared. So, sadly, looks like you're gonna have to solve this.

STRONG BAD: {thinking} Crap.

Explanation
"Whodumpit?" is a textventure with a not-so-creative name. YOU play Strong Bad, and you have to solve this mystery to save your friend...and maybe your little brother.

Items that Might/Will be Useful

 * Lappy 486 &mdash; Yep, Strong Bad got that repaired. With new gadgets that make it slightly more modern, such as a built-in scanner.  You'll definitely need this.
 * Dangeresque Mode &mdash; More helpful than you'd think! Dangeresque Mode makes Strong Bad braver than usual, which will help you on your quest.  (There's no link to the regular version.  To exit, use the back button.)

Oh, and to make things easier, Pom Pom and The Cheat's languages have been translated, and are in italics to show that they're not speaking English.

Oh, and another thing...
Like any good mystery, there'll be some Red Herrings (clues that are meant to mislead you). Be's careful with any potential clue you may find.

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