hpe/characters

A list of all the characters in Horrible Painting Emails.

Main Characters

 * Horrible Painting &mdash; The main character of hpemails. He is a painting that checks emails and gives people the jibblies.
 * The Goblin &mdash; Horrible Painting's friend. He hangs out at Halloween and sometimes, he does a dance.
 * Cus &mdash; Their pet, a carnivorous undead sheep. (That's what "CUS" stands for, in case you were wondering.) He can't talk, he only growls.

Variations

 * Sir Photo &mdash; Old-Timey Horrible Painting. He has a mustache and a top hat. He has a french accent.
 * The Troll &mdash; Old-Timey Goblin. He is hairy with fangs and doesn't talk.
 * The Diseased Cow &mdash; Old-Timey Cus.
 * Creepy Picture &mdash; 20X6 Horrible Painting. He is a great challenger, and hates Stinkoman.
 * The Dragon &mdash; 20X6 Goblin.
 * Cusazikichu &mdash; 20X6 Cus.
 * H. Painting &mdash; Xeriouxly Forxe Horrible Painting.
 * Xoblin &mdash; Xeriouxly Forxe Goblin.
 * C.U.S. &mdash; Xeriouxly Forxe Cus.
 * The Horrible Painting &mdash; Storybook Horrible Painting.
 * Storybook The Goblin &mdash; Storybook Goblin.
 * Li'l Goblin &mdash; Youthful Goblin.

Minor Characters

 * John &mdash; An unseen character who sends bad emails. Introduced in Email #.
 * Gorblin &mdash; A misspelling of Goblin, and a parody of Homsar. Appears in an Easter egg in Email #.
 * Trondog the Flamifyer &mdash; Horrible Painting's drawing of a dinosaur. He is a parody of Trogdor. Horrible Painting draws him in Email #.
 * Rhinosaurus &mdash; The Goblin's drawing of a dinosaur (half-rhino). He is drawn in Email #.
 * Trogdoor the Door &mdash; Cus's drawing in Email #.
 * Steven &mdash; Horrible Painting's cousin who wears cycling gear and acts like somebody's dad. He appears in Email #.