Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Quests/Know Your Enemy

To Start

 * It's at the beginning of the game, duh.

Part One: Escape?!
You start out in your bedroom, where a swarm of Unguraits burst through your door and attack you. Since your stats are very low in the fight, you will obviously lose. When you do, you'll experience a cutscene/dream that "tells" Homestar not to give up. He bursts awake and leaves his room, with his TRUE starting stats.

Part Two: Spring Cleaning
Upon reaching the hallway upstairs, you encounter a horde of Shadow Tires, Cashdroppers, and Unguraits. Go down the hall, fighting each and every monster you encounter. When you reach the stairs...

Part Three: Day of the Living Room
The living room is consisted of your kitchen, your bathroom and the main room altogether. There are a few chests here; they contain Potions and Beakers to help you out. You have to clear the room in order to get out. When you do, you are free to go outside, where Bubs meets you and tells you that there is a weirdo on the top of his stand and that he found a wasted boomerang out in his stand. You keep it.

Rewards

 * Star Rang