Bubs Email/memories

BUBS: Emails, emails, emails, they're sellin' like hotcakes

Greetings, Sir Bubs C. Stand,

What are some of your favorite teddy graham memories?

Sincerely,

a person

BUBS: Well, person with no name. My favorite Teddy Graham memories are probably... selling them and eating them, I guess. You are welcome to buy some from my concession stand! Okay, until next time, keep sending me your questions and I will probably let you pay with credit card, I mean answer them! Oh, credit card will not be honoured, we gladly accept cash, money, cash money and pencil shavings.

(The blue-striped paper comes down)