ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S MORGUE-TUARY/Commercials/Strong Bad: Garbage Dump!

ANNOUNCER: Can’t get credit? Well, you should go to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

STRONG BAD: If you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. [Strong Bad approaches a garbage disposal. Strong Bad has a hat on and is standing next to a garbage bag full of garbage.] Wow, this thing is filled with garbage! What's in it?

CHAIR MAN: The chair.

STRONG BAD: Then, you can't get any credit!

CHAIR MAN: [plans to lie, since he has no place else to live] I... I don't know! The paperwork's in my leg!

STRONG BAD: Oh, no. [he enters, cutting the chair off at the knees with a knife] How could you live in a chair?

CHAIR MAN: Heh-heh, I don't know!

STRONG BAD: Then, you shouldn't! [opens his jacket] You're stranded in the heady, narcotic frunk of imagination, with no place to go.

CHAIR MAN: Oh... Well... I mean... I feel better for a while. Then, like, uh, I see through the curtain and there's, like, some guy!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, this is a really good scene! But I'm not gonna tell you how to face it!

STRONG BAD: Remember, if you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. My name is Strong Bad, and you can count on it!

ANNOUNCER: ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

SENOR CARDGAGE: This is a furniture warehouse and credit union?!

ANNOUNCER: Open week nights all month. Located just off I-20.