The Worm's Cool Game for People Who Are Also The Worm

The Worm's Cool Game for People Who Are Also The Worm is a cool game based on The Worm, for people who are also The Worm. It follows The Worm on his quest to vanquish the dark lord of evil, and learn the secret of his true parentage. It is a point-and-click adventure with hack-and-slash RPG elements, roguelite mechanics, procedurally-generated retroidvania dungeoncrawler DLCs, and microtransactions galore.

Walkthrough
The complete walkthrough to The Worm's Cool Game for People Who Are Also The Worm Episode 1: The Worm's Cool Game for People Who Are Also The Worm.
 * Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.


 * To start the game, press "start". A dialog box will pop up, asking you if you want to play. Click "yes". You will see another notification, asking if you want to quit. Mash "no". It will then ask if you want a slice of pizza. Select "yes", as this will help solve one of the game's puzzles.
 * You start the game as The Worm. To control The Worm, you need to think in the same mindset as The Worm. Fuse your consciousness so that you are one with The Worm. Surrender your mind to be consumed by The Worm.
 * Next, eat the pizza from earlier. This will keep you from dying of starvation.
 * Open your map and select the arms dealer. Here, you can buy a pair of arms, which can help you grab and hold objects.
 * Then, go to the feets dealer. Buy a pair of feet, but not for you. They're for later.
 * Click on one of the pebbles on the ground behind the fence. This will allow you to progress through the rest of the game somehow.
 * Go to the local fast-food place and order a deluxe burger with fries.
 * Throw the burger into the forest, so the trees eat the burger and grow taller. Climb the trees to find a pencil, which you can use to draw a chainsaw.
 * Use the chainsaw on your game console and buy a better one. The HD features will allow you to see the speck of dust you need to collect.
 * Brush your teeth (in the game or in real life). This is not necessary to complete the game, but will help increase your points.
 * Get 65536 EXP and level up your Evasion stat, allowing you to pass through the shield of the great Xan'tharck beast.
 * Go down, then up again, because that's kinda fun.
 * Erase your save file and restart. This time, you will be made of solid gold, allowing you to sneak into the museum and steal dinosaur bones.
 * Sell the dinosaur bones back to the museum at an inflated price. This will get you much bucks.
 * Send the money to the game's developers, and they will mail you the cheat code needed to complete the game.
 * Don't eat the duct tape. You might could die.
 * Fly across the planet ten times. This will give you the momentum you need to reach lightspeed and enter the realm of the apricots.
 * For some reason, you can't enter the realm of the apricots. That's weird... Maybe your game is glitched or something. Whatever. Nevermind.
 * Give the magic bean to The Worm. You are The Worm. Now you have two magic beans.
 * Go over there, and click the thing a few times. Stuff might happen.
 * Don't win the game. Just wait like five minutes.
 * Win the game.
 * Restart the game and repeat the process.