Homestar Runner Online?/houses/bubs

Bubs' house.

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BUBS: Hey there, everypeoples! Weclome to my house! COACH Z: Hey, Bubsy! Want to come to my house? BUBS: No! All ya got there is pretzels and a $32 napkin! And remember what happened last time I went there? {Flashback: Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0} MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. {singing} Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a messa&mdash; {beep} COACH Z: {sounding like he's drunk} Hey there Marzipan, it's Coach Z... Wheeeee! BUBS: {also sounding drunk; in the background while Coach Z continues talking} Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, "Hey!" No, no, just&mdash;Tell her I said, "Bananas!" Tell her I said, "A bluh-buncha bananas." {continues making an unintelligible statement as Coach Z continues talking} COACH Z: Look at me, I'm Coach Z! Oh, I'm now, I'm a poet, though. I apologize. I-I-I'm over at Bubs's place. Uh, we're just hanging out here having a good time, you know. BUBS: {in the background; singing} Good time plus twooooo! COACH Z: {singing} Good times times 3... makes 1, 2, Coach Z! {stops singing} See I told you I was a poet, now. Uh, so anyways, like I say, we're just hanging out over here, having a great time, and I started thinking about you, {sniffs, starts to cry}, 'cause I always have such a great time with you, 'cause you're such... you're such a beautiful person, and you're just... {sobs} You're so perfect, and, you know, I couldn't ask for more in a lady. {sniffs} Oh, geez. I'm sorry. I... {sniffs} I gotta go. {Flashback ends.} COACH Z: Oh yeah. I forgort abort thort. BUBS: Well now ya remember. So...get outta here! I gotta go...uh...use the bathroom. ''{Bubs enters his house. Two minutes later, the Thnikkaman exits.}'' STRONG BAD: No way! It's the Thnikkaman!