The Worm's Dreary Days: A The Worm Fan Fiction

The Worm gazed beyond the horizon, into the eternal abyss. He pondered... is this all there is? Unceasing tiles, stars, and stalagmites on an infinite plane? The Worm went down. He stared deep into the bottom of his hole. Where does it end? Had he ever gone all the way down to the bottom? What could be down there? It could be the brand new life he had dreamt of, or it could be an infinite tube of loneliness and despair. The conflict ate at him from within. His consiousness was tearing itself apart. The Worm went up. His mind wandered across a sea of uncertainty, and crashed its ship on a shore of, uh... sand. Sand of inner termoil. Now he was hungry. What is there to eat around here? A tuna sandwich would hit the spot, he thought. But alas, he did not have a tuna sandwich. He wept, knowing that his dream of tuna will forever go unfulfilled. The Worm sneezed. Then he felt tired, so he went to sleep. He woke up the next morning, well-rested after a long night's... uh, what's another word for sleep? I've already used rest. Oh right, slumber. I should've said slumber. The Worm went down, then up again. One day, he bought a new TV. He could finally catch up on all those shows he'd been meaning to watch. After the season finale of his favorite British drama, he saw a commercial for tuna sandwich. So he went and got one. It was good. The Worm went down. He went online to look for a new pair of socks. His favorite pair got a hole in the toe part. He reflected on the hopelessness of life, and the temporality of man and wormkind. He sneezed again. It tasted like tuna. Is that a good place to end this? Wait, I'm still typing. Never mind. His socks arrived later that month. They were purple. Seriously, how do I end this thing? Uh, and then the Worm went on vacation to Scandinavia or wherever. He enjoyed the climate, but not the humidity. Wait, is it humid in Scandinavia? I'm too lazy to look it up, so let me know down in the comments! Oh wait. Coming soon, The Worm II: The Worm Confronts His Past and Finds A Recipe For Chicken Curry