hrerebirthed/dumbtrends

After seven years of inactivity and two more of neglecting activity, Homestar educates the youth on the proper way to make an internet trend.

Transcript
(we open in Homestar in his usual spot, his mug reading "Egg & Cress Sandwich Spotter")

NARRATOR: Pop, drop and lock em boy-os! It's this dang ol' homeopathic crockery hygiene specialist, Homestar Runner!

(cut to Homestar.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dang man. You must have been the malnoruishment of the mal-LENIUM after the malenium that it took me to answer this email. I'll feed you later. Alright, let's see what we got.

(cut to the space above Homestar's cealing: a skeleton is there.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Alright, that'll make it hard.

(he looks around for his computer)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What we got today?

(He sees his computer is just a zoetrope)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: (looks inside Zoetrope) Aw yeah, look at that [bad French accent] che-vayal traawt. This is truly the apex of modern technology. I can't believe I ever wasted time answerin' them emails. All two of em. We can just give the Nobel Peace Prize to this great adventure.

(looks at viewer.) Well we're out of time. Join us next time, same Homestar time, maybe I'll switch over to ABC Family, maybe not,

(The Paper sound is heard...as Edited Video Greg comes down, tosses a piece of paper labelled "Your computer was a microphice reader the whole time, dipstick." and goes back up as the noise plays in reverse. Homestar opens the envelope and a new computer, the Notanoldtamagoti 5000 comes out.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool. Oriental flair.

(enter Japanese Culture Greg)

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Relax it's fine when it means an object. KIMICHI.

(he leaves)

(on screen of not a Tamagoti)

Deer Homestar, Two questions. 1. Do you like to fart out a whole chicken when you squid the xylophone corn outside a juice museum? 2. Are you uh, a real villain? From Brody, Clamittyville, USA.

(HR reads question one with way less effort than you would expect, pronounces Brody as "Broddy" and says "Untied Shoes Accidents"'

HOMESTAR RUNNER ("typing" but nothing changes): Oh the Untied Shoes Accidents in Clamityville. Who could forget 'em. I've been told they switched to sandals now. Anyway, your tragic backstory maher-or-lester answers your first question. I've never had to personally en-deer accidents with untied shoes myself ever since that hateful day at the juice musema.

(Cut to interior of the juice museam. We only see Homestar and Marzipan inside the room itself, a blank room and therefore have no idea what could be in it, but Marzipan can be seen looking releaxed and a little buzzed. A robotic looking cigarette-like contraption is lying on the floor next to her.)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There it was...

(sounds of severe diarhea which last 20 seconds can be heard before an entire full-sized chicken looking like Poultra from Jimmy Neutron emerges. We then cut to the right immediately)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The squids.

(Cut to Homestar walking in the field with squids for feet. Not on his feet, REPLACING HIS FEET wholesale)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So yeah this got rid of all my corns!

(enter Coach Z)

COACH Z: Really? Cause I've got some xylophone corn myself! (brandishes stick) Wanna hear Flight of the Bumblebee? (another HR appears)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: and we've run out of time.

(back to NotATamagotchi)

Real-World References

 * "Egg & Cress Sandwich Spotter" and "crockery hygiene specialist" are both references to a routine by Welsh comedian Rhod Golbert. The former is from a routine where he recounts getting irate with a train traveling sandwich who had one last egg & cress left but refused to sell it on the grounds it was just for show. The latter is a sarcastic pretentious name he believes the same train gave to refer to dishwashers.