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“The Fish and the Hot Jones Hi-Jack” written on the john by A. Chimendez

STRONG BAD: Previously on The Fish was Delish.

THE FISH: Who could’ve possibly steal my curly fries?

SZECHUAN STEVE: Meh.

THE FISH: You did?

SZECHUAN STEVE: Meh Meh.

THE FISH: Who ya calling Dumpy?

SZECHUAN STEVE: Meh Meh Meh.

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STRONG BAD: This is The Fish.

STRONG BAD: He accidentally escaped from the sea and started becoming a crime fighter.

STRONG BAD: His sworn enemy is the Quite A Dish gang, who want to capture and eat him as seafood.

STRONG BAD: He has several enemies as well.

THE FISH: I was invited by Strong Bad for the Bring Your Own Hot Jones Party!

THE FISH: Good morning, Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: Good Morning, waste of dump.

THE FISH: Where are the Hot Jones?

STRONG BAD: I dunno.

THE FISH: Who could’ve done this?

{The Fish takes a nap, then later gets up and gets out of his house}

THE FISH: Who could’ve possibly steal all the Hot Jones?

STINGY RELENQUE: {fake, exaggerated French accent} Who needs a secret recipe when you can steal all ze Hot Jones wiz a tanker truck? {outside view, where the tanker truck is still parked}

THE FISH: Oh, you stole all the Hot Jones.

STINGY RELENQUE: C'est correct, Fishy! {as his accent is increasingly exaggerated, his next line is subtitled} I'm going to steal so much Hot Jones, I may need subtitles!

STINGY RELENQUE: {close-up on him again} I think it is you who will hold it right zere.

THE FISH: You will never catch me!

STINGY RELENQUE: Au revoir!

THE FISH: Oh Crap! Let’s fight!

{The Fish battles Stingy Relenque}

THE FISH: Finally! I got my Hot Jones back! It’s the new punkin spice!

{The next day, The Fish drinks Hot Jones Punkin Spice}

THE FISH: Without your help, I wouldn’t fight him!

{THE END}

STRONG BAD: Next time on The Fish was Delish Progrum, The Fish tries to find out who kidnapped Cutesy Buttons. See you next time.