Pumpkin Decompose

Weeks after Halloween days after Thanksgiving just before the Christmas lights go up Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of...

decomposing pumpkin! throw it at that plump kid! because his mom did not give us good candy on Halloween

that pumpkin! used to look like something but now it's slumpin' gonna shove it in your mailbox

(decomposing!) pumpkin!!! throw it at that plump kid! because his mom did not give us good candy on Halloween

that pumpkin! used to look like something but now it's slumpin' gonna shove it in your mailbox

an apple is not candy!!!! you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! granola bars are not candy!!!! you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! popcorn balls are not candy!!!! you get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug BRAINKRIEG AND CHEERLEADER: jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug

BRAINKRIEG: an apple is not candy!!!! you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! granola bars are not candy!!!! you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! pretzels are not candy!!!! you get egged! you get egged! you get egged!

decomposing pumpkins! jugga jigga wugga