hpe/7

Hpemail #7 HP upgrades to a newer computer model.

Page Title: Super 3000

Running Time: 1:05

Date: June 12, 2012

Script
HP: It's time for... an email! {silence} Goblin? Goooblin? GOBLIN!

GOBLIN: {wakes up} AHH! What?

HP: {whispers} Do it now!

GOBLIN: Oh! Yeah! Right. {clears throat}

{The Goblin plays the trumpet as HP sings the email song}

HP: It's time for... AN EMAAAIIILLL!! {silence} Good job, Goblin!

GOBLIN: Thank you, Mr. HP!

HP: I said call me Horrorguy!

GOBLIN: Uh...yes boss! I mean Horrorguy!

HP: Well, Mr. Not John, this computer is the Dusty 300! And this... {the paper comes down} is the Horrible Paper. Paper...UP! {the paper goes back up} I got my computer from the Goblin...and Cus, my pet. I don't know where they got it. And...hmmm...I never thought about ugrading to a newer model...Hmmm...

TEXT: TWO HOURS LATER...

HP: I got a new computer, and it's awesome! Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you, the SUPER 3000!

GOBLIN: Oooooh! Nice!

HP: Anyway, I&mdash; Hey wait a minute! This keyboard isn't working! {he shakes the keyboard and the Super 3000 explodes} Come on!

TEXT: TWO HOURS LATER...

HP: I got my old computer back. I like the Dusty 300 better anyway. {the paper comes down}

Easter eggs

 * Click on the Dusty 300 to see an easter egg.
 * STRONG BAD: {checking emails on the Super 3000} WHY DOESN'T THIS KEYBOARD WORK?!

Fun Facts

 * The name "Not John" is probably a reference to the sender of the emails in Boring.