Trogdor’s Big Movie/The Trailer

1990 release

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2000 rerelease

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2010 rerelease

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2020 rererelease

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{Open on quiet scenes of the suburbs}

NARRATOR: In the dead of a late 80's suburb, dealing with your cool brother who bullies you is the easiest part of the adventure.

{Smartimer is seen rollerskating through the streets at dawn}

NARRATOR: Smartimer is an average, unpopular kid who loves to rollerskate. In fact, he probably rollerskates many times during the movie! Probably.

{The scene shows Smartimer at Tom's party}

NARRATOR: But just when he was about to give up...

TOM: HA! No! You're not invited!

SMARTIMER: But it's my house anyway...

NARRATOR: He learns the true meaning of friendship.

{Smartimer is shown caring for Trogdor}

SMARTIMER: You're hurt, aren't you?

NARRATOR: And learns a lesson about giving a care.

{A scene is shown that is clearly NOT from the movie, with Smartimer flying on Trogdor's back through Peasantry}

SMARTIMER: Yeah!

{Fade to black, and shows the logo}

NARRATOR: Trogdor's Big Movie. Now playing in certain theaters that don't have anything better to play.