ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S MORGUE-TUARY/Commercials/Strong Bad: Ripoff!

ANNOUNCER: Can’t get credit? Well, you should go to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

STRONG BAD: If you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. Let's see. ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S is a recycled furniture store where everything comes fully-formed, no holes, no shims, no-

MARZIPAN: Nobody gets credit in here! ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S: Why?

STRONG BAD: Because they only make furniture. And in my store, we care about stuff.

MARZIPAN: (Reading in disbelief) Nothing? I'll fix that!

STRONG BAD: No, because every item in my store is built with the same accuracy, the same quality, and the same care. St. Cadaverstump’s totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY.

MARZIPAN: (thinking to herself) This is the show I'm supposed to be watching...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah, this show sure is fun. So, I think we should do a series together!

STRONG BAD: Yeah. If St. Cadaverstump’s warehouse really was a graveyard, why would there be a creepy, bat-eared puppet walking around?

MARZIPAN: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

STRONG BAD: Shut up, Marzipan! We have same day delivery! Remember, if you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. My name is Strong Bad, and you can count on it!

ANNOUNCER: ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

SENOR CARDGAGE: This is a furniture warehouse and credit union?!

ANNOUNCER: Open week nights all month. Located just off I-20.