Coach Zemails/someone

someone needs to know what kind of coach Coach Z is.

Places: The Locker Room

Date: October 26, 2013

Characters: Coach Z, Homestar

Transcript
Coach Z: Woah, I haven't checked an email since the last time I unclogged the toilet!

{types zemail.exe}

Dear Coach Z, What sort of coach are you? Sincerley, someone

Coach Z: Well someone, I am Homgrown's corch. If ya ask specifically though, I corch the boy on the track.

{Homestar walks in}

Homestar Runner: Oh hewwo coach! Awe you weady to teach me how to wun today?

Coach Z: Oh, not yet Homestar. I'm checkin' one of dem zemails.

Homestar Runner: Oh, wight wight.

{Homestar pops out of the screen}

Coach Z: As I was sayin's&mdash;

''{Homestar pops out of no where with a the-bear-holding-the-shark mask on his pasty face}

Homestar Runner: TWICK 'O TWEET!

Coach Z: Arrorr!

{Coach Z falls back on his bench on to the floor}

{The moist towel comes down}