The Other TGS

The Teen Guy Squad.

Yell Leader

In elementary school he helped take his basketball team to the championships, against the blue team. He was undefeated in the gentlemen’s sports of chess and fencing while in junior high school. One time he sabotaged a woman’s date because he didn’t want it to go well, he later married her. Once in front of several Ghanians he prayed in Tuit. Another time he ran a relay race across three separate states. Another time still he narrowly evaded a murder attempt by an angry Moroccan. Yet another time he almost died in a plane crash. Once he sat down next to a member of the Mafia in a dumpy internet café. But above all, once… he became a Teen Guy Squad member.

Such and Such

I am Big Dog.

What’s His Face

My claim to fame is airing in a commercial for Dark Wing Duck when I was 10. I once had the dream of becoming a hockey player, but then decided I would rather fix teeth than lose them. I fell into my mission’s president’s swimming pool on my last day of the mission, and he will go to his grave saying I planned the whole thing. He will never know the truth.

The Hairy One

Fun, loving, nice, num nums.