Homestar Emails/8

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HOMESTAR: I remember the time when I checked my email.

Dear Home Star,

Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,

I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous

you are. I love the way you walk around with

your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I

was wondering if you would like to go

out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-

Pom has my number.

Hopefully yours,

Mac

HOMESTAR: {clears screen} Oh, well, Mac, maybe you and I could&mdash; {stops typing} uh&mdash; {becomes shocked and angry} hey... MAC!? What the marshmallow? {typing} Look, Mac. Unless Mac is short for... Ms. Mac or Mac-Sue or something like that it's just not...gonna...uh...just stay away from me, okay? {skips down some space} Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Mr. H. Runner {stops typing} Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more!

{The Homestapaper comes down.}