Gfd's Scratch Stuff/Sweet Puttin' Cakes

Sweet Puttin' Cakes is an unfinished Pixstar Runner game based on the Strong Bad Email mini-golf. It is a collaboration between and  (known on Scratch as lyricali and CoolGuyBug, respectively). The gameplay revolves around playing miniature golf in Sweet Puttin' Cakes as one of the twelve main characters, with one other character accompanying them (with the exception of Homsar). Planning for the game was started on June 30, 2016; development has since halted and the unfinished version was released on Gfd's alternate account CoolGuyStuff on November 18, 2022.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Homsar, Senor Cardgage (Easter egg)

Places: Sweet Puttin' Cakes, Basement of the Brothers Strong, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Stick

Date: November 18, 2022

Character Teams
When the player enters the game, they are taken to a character selection screen which allows them to choose one of the twelve main characters. Once a character is chosen, the player can choose their accompanying character from a limited selection. After both characters are chosen, a cutscene was intended to play for each pairing &mdash; however, as the project is unfinished, only those in italics have a cutscene.

Bold indicates the character that is being played.
 * Strong Bad and The Cheat
 * The Cheat and Strong Bad
 * Strong Bad and Homestar Runner
 * Homestar Runner and Strong Bad
 * Homestar Runner and Pom Pom
 * Pom Pom and Homestar Runner
 * Marzipan and Homestar Runner
 * Strong Sad and Strong Bad
 * Strong Mad and Strong Bad
 * Bubs and Coach Z
 * Coach Z and Bubs
 * The King of Town and The Poopsmith
 * The Poopsmith and the King of Town
 * Homsar

On the title screen, Homsar will occasionally float by. Clicking on him will add the following options to the character selection screen.
 * Strong Bad and Senor Cardgage
 * Senor Cardgage and Strong Bad

Holes

 * 1) Sherlock hole
 * 2) Eh!th Steve! hole
 * 3) Statch!
 * 4) Blue Family Recreation Water

Planned holes that never made it into the game:
 * Wormhole
 * Drive-Thru Whale hole
 * Space hole

Strong Bad and The Cheat
''{Strong Bad and The Cheat are sitting on the couch in the basement of the Brothers Strong. The cutscene starts out identical to the scene from mini-golf.}''

STRONG BAD: You know what I love? The smell of that rubber handle on the putters, that you know like a thousand other {a slow fade-out begins} people have touched.

''{Cut to Sweet Puttin' Cakes. Strong Bad and The Cheat suddenly appear.}''

STRONG BAD: Whoa! {looks around} Aw, crapsticks! Now we gotta go through this entire mini-golf-a-ma-jig. I only have the energy for fourteen holes!

THE CHEAT: {annoyed The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {close-up on Strong Bad} Fortunately, I'm pro mini-golfer extraordebonaire! I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Oh. I guess I'll just be really far under par, then.

Homestar Runner and Pom Pom
{Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are standing in The Field.}

POM POM: {bubbles}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah you don't say? Oh, that's nothin', Pom dog. Nothin' at all. You shoulda seen this one game I played. I got like, four birdies and a turkey. All in the first inning!

POM POM: {lowers eyebrows; bubbles}

''{Cut to Sweet Puttin' Cakes. Homestar and Pom Pom suddenly appear. Homestar looks happy.}''

POM POM: {looks around; bubbles}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooray! We're in Sweet Pop 'em Takes! My dreams are finally complete!

POM POM: {confused bubbles}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Come along, Pom Pom. Let's do this! I gotta work on my patented "hole in zero" technique.

{Homestar and Pom Pom walk off.}

Bubs and Coach Z
{Bubs and Coach Z are hanging out at Bubs' Concession Stand.}

BUBS: Well, I've always said that there's nothing quite like a cool... refreshing glass of mini-golf.

COACH Z: Mini-golf? What kinda coach do ya think I am? Real men play real golf! And I use the water hazards as hygienic camplementary swimmin' pools! You wouldn't believe some o' the golf balls I've collected in my&mdash;

{Fade out to Sweet Puttin' Cakes, where Bubs and Coach Z suddenly appear.}

COACH Z: Oh no! I must've angered the gods of mini-golf! Spare me from this realm and I promise never to talk about real golf again!

{Bubs walks off.}

Homsar
{Homsar stands for several seconds on the sky above The Stick, which appears upside down.}

Homestar Runner and Strong Bad
This is an unfinished cutscene that doesn't appear in the actual game. {Strong Bad is in the Computer Room checking his email.}

STRONG BAD: So there you have it, Past-tense Jone. That's why come I all the time steal peoples' credit card numbers and personal information. See you next&mdash;

{Homestar walks in from the left}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Happy birthday, Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Homestar, what are you&mdash; My birthday isn't for twelve-and-a-half months!

{Other stuff happens}