Juniper Email (Jemails)/1. who am i

Juniper introduces herself in her first email.
Computer: Lapbook 45 (Parody of Chromebook OS) Date: April 5th, 2019

Transcript
{''Shows the computer in Juniper's room. Juniper comes onscreen and sits down at her laptop.''} Juniper: Ooh, guess what time it is, my friends. It's time for jemails. Finally. Just like Strong Bad. {''She turns the computer on. The background is a picture of her and her sister, Acai. She clicks on her email.''} Juniper: {singing to the tune of 'Cute without the E' by Taking Back Sunday} And will you tell all your friends, I've got an email show now. This song is only for this email. This song is only for this email. {She pulls up the email.} "Dear Juniper, Who are you? From someone you can't pronounce" Juniper: Hmm. Someone I can't pronounce, eh? What's your name, Garbledina or something? {She starts typing} well, Garbledina, I'm Juniper, the punk rocker tree kiddo. And I'm not short. Definitely not short. {''Cut to the field, where Homestar and Juniper are. Juniper only goes up to Homestar's knee. It's silent for a bit.''} Homestar: Yeah, Juniper, you're short. Juniper: {interrupting} Shut up! {Cut back to the Lapbook 45.} Juniper: Soooo.... I also like video games. Like RPGs, like Undertale or DeltaRune. And Smash Bros. types of fighting games. And also I like fanart and will draw fanart for you. Anyways, that's all the time I have for today. Remember to email me more. {The Purple Paper comes down, with the sketches of Trogdor burninating marshmallows.}

Easter Eggs

 * If you wait 30 seconds after the Purple Paper comes down, Juniper sighs and starts to murmur random words, trying to guess the person who she can't pronounce's name.