The Deleteheads Newsletter/Volume 3

The Starting Song

{singing} I got mad at The Cheat (Uh!) For screwin' up the Jumble caper (Uh!) I hope I don't see his name in the paper In the obituaries, cause that would mean he's dead The Cheat is not dead I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead The Cheat is not dead (STRONG SAD: Dead!) I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead The Cheat is not dead (STRONG MAD: Dead!) I'm so glad The Cheat is not- {spoken} Just the claps! Just the claps! Uh! Uh! Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm. STRONG SAD: Oh sure, I got tons of rhythm! STRONG BAD: Uh! Uh! All right guys, keep it rollin' for me. Keep it rollin! Come on!

{singing} I cracked wise at The Cheat But in my defense he cracked wise at me first I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse At the cemetery, 'cause once again that would mean that he's dead

{choir joins in} The Cheat is not dead I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead The Cheat is not dead ({spoken} Whoa, where'd this choir come from?) I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead ({choir harmonize})The Cheat is not dead ({spoken} You guys sound great!) I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead The Cheat is not dead I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead The Cheat is not deeaaad I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead The Cheat is not deeeaad I'm so glad The Cheat is not deeeeeeeaaaaaaaa...d

Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) No The Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Ohhh, he's dead! (Cheat is not dead!) No he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) I said The Cheat's not dead now! (Cheat is not dead!) No Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Let's call the store! (Cheat is not dead!) Collect the receipts! (Cheat is not dead!) Got the frozen food! (Cheat is not dead!) The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Well The Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) No, he's never been dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Said The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Whoaaa, dead! (Cheat is not dead!) Whoa, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!) No, The Cheat is not dead!

Cheat is not dead!

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trogdor or Rather Dashing The winner is Troggie himself!

Trogdor Odyssey Video Game Tournament 2 Last tournament sold out, so we planned a second tournament!

Are you bored? Go to the Trogdor Odyssey Video Game Tournament!

All the legends will be there, including 5-time champion Strong Bad!

First prize winners will receive a Videlectrix Light Switch, a Trogdor Arcade Machine, and tickets to Trogdor’s Big Movie Triple Feature, or the 2019 Trogdor’s Big Movie reboot.

Second prize winners will receive a Videlectrix Light Switch Lite, a Trogdor High Score Club patch, a Mini Trogdor Arcade Machine, and Trogdor clothing, courtesy of Styles Upon Styles.

And the first 50 people to walk in get a free can of Brown or Diet Brown Soda, or a box of Smarty Juice.

Just go to Monty Gym or Wild’s Pizza.

The Sunday Night Email Bombard This time, it’s about gnawing Strong Bad’s face off!

Dear Stong Band,

Yeah man, I'll gnaw your face off.

Teh C.

Code for Deleteheads Run App 837383

Question of the Day! What was the most recent sbemail when you joined the Deleteheads?

That’s All! Make sure to come back tommorrow for more Deleteheads Newsletter!

-Strong Sad