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Strong Sad is distracted by Trivia Time slowly sinking in pudding. You put some caffienated Hot Jones in his tea. He takes a sip of his tea and... you know what happens next.

STRONG SAD: Mmm... this tea is almost as good as that salad I had when I... salad... as a rock? {Strong Sad's fingers start twitching and one of his eyes are open really wide.} Fruit salad? Clown salad! I'm on the field of fruit salad millions! I need fruit salad, well lookie that! Pudding in the pool look at that Pom Pom's cookie jar is floating, it's floating in the pudding! Get some wood davers! Put 'em in the pudding, put 'em and we're goin' around town, Joe! Am I on the football team? Did I make it onto the wood-davers pudding team? I don't know! What did I say? Did I win the football season? Whaddaya think of my wood-daver pudding?! I got some great wood-daver pudding here, wood daver goin' round the world! Get some peanut butter pinecones, Joe, we're making pudding! Pudding is the new best beans! Apricots, apricots! What are they? Did you do it?! I must have wood-davers!

Strong Sad drops his grapes!

THE ANNOUNCER: S. Sad is out of the contest!

Homestar gets distracted by Strong Sad's talking about wood davers and looks over at the pool and sees his pudding!

HOMESTAR: My pudding! Noooo! What happened to you guys? {he runs over to the pool without his grapes} Hey, Pom Pom! I think I see your cookie dog down here!

Pom Pom bounces over, looks into the pudding water, and sees his cookie jar at the bottom of the pool! He lets go of his grapes, dives in, and bounces off the pudding into space.

THE ANNOUNCER: Homestar and Pom Pom are DISQUALIFIED!

STRONG BAD: This is going great! This couldn't be more perfect!

STRONG MAD: I WIN!

STRONG BAD: Wait, what the what? I still have my graaaapes...

You look at your boxing glove hands and see no grapes. You must've dropped them when you were holding that box of pudding.

THE ANNOUNCER: The winner of the contest is... Strong Mad! You win the Gold Golbol!

STRONG BAD: Aww, man...


 * Go to your house

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