User:Mewcake/bully

#7: bully

Celebi becomes a bully.

CAST: (in order of appearance) Celebi, Mew

PLACES: Computer Tree, The Mew Tree

PAGE TITLE: Lapptree 9001?

CELEBI: I... love... tree-mail!

Dear Celebi, Are you a bully? If so, Do you like to bully Mew? I think Mew needs to be bullied. Leaffully yours, S-to-the-b

CELEBI: No, the thought hasn't crossed my mind. But, maybe I will be one!

{Cut to the Mew Tree}

CELEBI: Hey, Mew, why are you Shadow Balling yourself?

MEW: I'm not!

CELEBI: Why are you Shadow Balling yourself? Why are you Shadow Balling yourself? {hits Mew with Shadow Ball after Shadow Ball}

MEW: That's it! I'll destroy your Lappy 486, er, Saptree 1337, er, whatever it is!

CELEBI: You and what army?

MEW: I don't need an army.

{Cut to the Computer Tree}

CELEBI: So there you have it. Mew can sure get angry when she is bullied. So, until next time-

{The Lapptree floats. It slams into the walls of the tree and is crushed.}

MEW {voiceover}: Ha-ha-ha-ha!

{Shreds of leaf come down. They spell "Click here to tree-mail Celebi".}