Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12/Axeing Questions?

{Open on the title screen for Axe of Rage, which shows an axe-wielding warrior.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Quick, Epyx employees! Run down to Muscle Beach and hire the cheapest Conan facsimile you can find! That we may trace him in glorious 16 colors!

{Flip to the copyright screen. It asks, "Do you want to use a joystick? (Y/N)"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, look at... what appears to be a Gold Rush-era pickaxe, massacring the "E" in rage. Maybe Pickaxe of Rage wouldn't fit on the box.

{Gameplay begins. The axe wielder is on a primeval world with an erupting volcano, kicking a strange alien creature.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That is not the type of bad guy I expected to find in this game. More like a sci-fi bad guy. From like, Manhunter New York. Boot! Boot! Boot! Who needs an axe? Boot!

{The sci-fi bad guy explodes in a cloud of purple smoke. The axe-wielder jumps over the river of lava.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Perfect track and field long jump form!

{The next screen appears with a flying bad guy.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Bah! Disgusting floating louse of rage.

{The axe-wielder falls into a pit.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, well, apparently that was some sort of chasm.

{The axe-wielder respawns on the other side of the pit and begins kicking the monster.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And not a smooshed, dead Gila monster.

{Zoom in on the pit.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That's what I thought it was. That was pretty good graphics of a smooshed dead Gila monster.

{The pit is animated so that a head turns to face the viewer and speaks.}

GILA MONSTER: {Strong Bad voiceover} Ah'm not dead yet!

{Back to the game. The axe-wielder confronts a massive green caveman with a club.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, it's Blanka! Whoa! Teet! Please turn around! Please turn around! Turn around! Get him! Something!

{The axe-wielder turns around, crouches and uses his axe.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, there we go. Swipe low! Swipe low! Ooh, double axe handle! I love it! Whoa!

{The monster explodes in a puff of purple smoke.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I turned him into a purple brain that got sucked into the ground.

{Another screen. The player is now a female sword-wielder and is confronting another flying bug, which explodes in purple smoke.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I'll nit-comb you!

{The sword-wielder proceeds and enters a cave.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, into the cave!

{The sword-wielder is confronting another giant green caveman.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} But, wait!

{The sword-wielder faints on the previous screen.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} So much fairness. And knowing what's going on.

{The axe-wielder is now by a river of lava.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay. Here we go. Wait, what the... {the axe-wielder runs to the lava, but falls down when he gets too close} What, I'm not allowed to touch that? Is that supposed to be lava? Or like, a river of fire? That is clearly a red sidewalk.

{The axe-wielder reappears on the other side, where a giant purple dinosaur ambushes him and bites his head off.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Wah! That Barney-saur just ate my head and swallowed it whole! {The axe-wielder respawns on the lava and falls over} That was awesome!

{End title card for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12.}