TGS and 4 Gregs Adventures/At The Movies

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One!

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Not one, not two, not three, not five...

{"4 Gregs" appears again.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{Sci-Fi Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Sci-Fi Greg! One Greg!

{Sci-Fi Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D n' D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: D n' D Greg! Two Greg!

{D n' D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Open Source Greg! Three Greg!

{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding a robot action figure.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Japanese Culture Greg, four Greg! {Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.} Four Gregs!

{"4 Gregs" appears again}

{The Movie Theater is shown. The Marquee says “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”

CHEERLEADER: I hope the feature is better than last week's.

SO AND SO: It should be. I hear Leonard Maltin gave it five stars.

THE UGLY ONE: That's one giant tub of popcorn and two large sodas.

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: That'll be 25 dollars, please.

DND GREG: 25 dollars!? That's highway robbery!

WHAT’S HER FACE: Take it easy, DnD Greg. I have my Discover card with me.

DND GREG: Good, we’re just in time!

ANNOUNCER: COMING SOON! From the same talented people who brought to you "Chicago Suburb" and "Pirates of the Potomac"... "M. UGLY ONE: PORTRAIT OF A LOSER" Starring RAIN FORREST as Manilos Ugly One, the hard-luck reporter who was fired from a famous TV station after he cussed out his fellow reporters on the air.

MANILOS UGLY ONE: This is an outrage! I have a right to sue!

THE UGLY ONE: There, there, Dad. It's only a movie.

TOMPKINS: I used to strike out with women, because I had bad breath. Now, they're drawn like a magnet to me. Thanks to Scudzo, the amazing mouthwash that gets in there and blows those germs to smithereens. If it works for me, it can work for you too. Scudzo! The mouthwash that REALLY scrolls your nurd!

SCI-FI GREG: I know a lot of nurds who were scrolled by his mouthwash.

OPEN SOURCE GREG: {laughs}

ANNOUNCER: ROMANCE will find your heart again as the great Latin lover, ROBERTO MOSTACCIOLI, smooches with the new sex symbol, DELORES DE LA CABEZA in Sergio Leavemealone's epic, "LOVE IN THE TIME OF LISTERIA"

Roberto: Ah, my pretty Dolores. It's a shame I have to go, but the Army is calling me.

Dolores: Oh Roberto, must you really go?

Roberto: I'll write to you every chance I get.

Dolores: Oh Roberto.

Roberto: Oh Dolores.

ANNOUNCER: ATTENTION! Due to the poor economy, tonight's feature film has been canceled. Refunds are available in lobby.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Filmstrip’d!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My spleen!

It’s over