Coach Zmails/14

''{Open to a shiny red background. A King of Town emblem appears on the screen. As the singers sing, the words "Very Own Popular Cartoon" appear below the King of Town head. The King of Town head moves to the music a little.}''

SINGERS: The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

{The words "The King of Town's" appear above the KOT emblem.}

SINGERS: The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The word "Quite" is written between "Own" and "Popular", and "Show!!" is inserted after "Cartoon". The music stops.}''

THE KING OF TOWN: The King loves screentime!

TV ANNOUNCER: {quick voiceover as the screen darkens} The King of Town's Very Own Popular Cartoon Show will not be seen this week. Instead we bring you: Coach Z's Very Popular Cartoon Show, already in progress.

'{Cut to the Sandy with the email already displayed. Scene starts with Coach Z saying "&mdash;oach Z..."}''

COACH Z: Chorsteak, eh, Darius? Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly chorsteak instead of answering an zmail this week, you got it. No skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Torstykorkes while I'm at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.

{The Coach Zaper comes down}

Easter Eggs
Click on "Eh, Darius" to see a drawing of Eh! Steve!’s brother, Eh! Darius!