Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Coach E's Happy Stay In Mortality Night

{the BODH is in ruins in the remains of what once was the Pillmobile.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Hey, at least E survived.

COACH E: who knew the solution to having someone kill you was to run like the Dickenzians?

HONSTLAR: Hey, what about us? We survived too! We were inside an actively exploding building and didn't burn up!



SMRX12: I think he meant...you know, none of us were threatened to...What was this story about again, Paper Bag Player?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: E was gonna live the rest of her life in the same day ove again. You know like that Haruhi Suzumiya story arc everybody loathes?

HONSTLAR: I'm sorry, I don't speak nerd.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Fine, it's more like Groundhog's Day.

HONSTLAR: Now that's a reference I can pronounce! COACH E: We're standing in the burning remains of our blown-up former headquarters with nowhere else to go, and you're discussing which movie this is like? : aw hey how'd you'd get here

COACH E: POM POM HAS NO HOUSE.

HONSTLAR: wait is this still his house it feels like we've gone back and fourth about that

{Pom Pom spontaneously appears.}

POM POM: I gave this hunk of junk to you after I remembered I had a freaking mansion. It was yours.

{Pom Pom disappears in an expensive puff of smoke.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: That's good enough for me.

HONSTLAR: Don't worry, juys, we can just make a new HQ!



HONSTLAR: Cuz, you know I always come prepared!

{Honstlar pulls out a metallic red and white pill (A P316 to be precise.) and plants it in the ground and a metallic version of the Pillquarters appears.}

HONSTLAR: Introducing: Pillquarters Metallix!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Wait, if you had a backup headquarters, how come you didn't use it back when Pom Pom kicked us out?

HONSTLAR: That's because this wonderful thing was my second thing I wished for with the Platinum Porkpie!

SRMX12: And why were you so distraught when the drone destroyed the first one?

HONSTLAR: For dramatic effect. Plus I really wanted to quote Charlton Heston. With that out of the way, allow me to tell you the benefits of Metallix! 80% more durability, Increased strength for the PillBox Megazord, Chameleon Circuit technology, And of course, a shiny new paint job.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Well there are worse ways to quote him. You coulda said -

{cut to Technical Diffuculties screen which has the Cheat now stuck in the plug, as the bottom says "CENSORED FOR WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO POLITICAL A JOKE. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. ITS ABOUT GUNS.}

{we now cut back to the Pillmobile where everything is hunky dory except Rabite is there.}

SMRX12: so, we're out of prision, E's alive and well and I ASSUME she broke the chain. This was not an exciting episode. Hey who's the new girl?



HONSTLAR: Not we, them!

{Looks at the camera.}

HONSTLAR: Remember? Subtitles?

ALL: Oh.

HONSTLAR: Now, let's get back on track and stop The Cleansing Geek from trapping all of Free Country in an endless loop. TO THE PILLMOBILE!

{The gang goes into the Pillquarters which quickly transforms into the Pillmobile and speeds off while a modified version of the theme from Beetleborgs Metallix plays in the background}

SINGERS: Pillquarters Metallix! Pillquarters Metallix! (Metallix!) Big, Bad, Helmets! Pillquarters Metallix! Pillquarters Metallix!

{Music ends as we cut to TCG and her lackeys talking to Grindolo via videophone.}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: The plan is going flawlessly! Now that stupid Waddler and his cronies are without power, so they won't be able to stop us from forcing all of Earth to repeat the same day over and over!

GRINDOLO: Thus giving us the perfect opportunity to take over the planet!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: hold up... how does this crap work? I had to kill Coach E every night in order to keep the loop going...am I going to have to start the appaclolypse every day in order to keep it?

'GRINDOLO: pretty much.

THE CLEANSER GEEK: I am SO game. {pulls out a VHS tape labeled "apocalypse curse or something"}

SERVANTS OF GRINDOLO: Ut hoc articulo ultimo patiens omnibus aeternitatis..........

{TCG puts the tape in a VCR/TV combo and is ready to press play until the Pillmobile crashes into the hiding spot of the Cult of Skaro- I mean the Cult of Dolo}

HONSTLAR: Stahp right dere!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Waddler!?!

HONSTLAR: That's right, mein nutzy fraulein, you should know by now that nobody messes with the Broternal Order!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: Nobody except me. ATTACK!!

{The Servants attack the Order while they fight back.}

HONSTLAR: Ready guys?

THE REST: Ready!

HONSTLAR: It's morphin' time!

{Honstlar's belt, The Thyme-phoon appears on his body.}

HONSTLAR: HENSHIN!

{Honstlar jumps in the air while his Rider armour materializes.}

Kamen Honstlar RX: Kamen Honstlar! RX!

SRMX12: Trooper Transform!

{SRMX12 is holding up a weird brooch-type thing that glows.}

SRMX12: I! Are! VR!

{The energy from the brooch forms his armor.}

VRMX12: Virtual Reality!



{The Zeonizer activates.}



{Gfd is surrounded by a wireframe as his suit appears.}

Z-O!

DEAN: Ditto!

{The MMPR morphing thing happens.}

DEAN: Planet K Power!

{Dean's suit appears shortly afterwards.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: That's faster then what is expected from that power set.

{EVG does a backflip as his Samurai metal stuff appears on him}

GREGO ANCHOVY: Let's go!

RABITE: I got nothing, so I'll pass for this one.

COACH E: Ditto.

{Stom is already in his Gavan armor.}

GAVAN: Space Sheriff Gavan!

KAMEN HONSTLAR RX: CHARGE!!!

VRMX12: Hey, emo wannabe, try this on for size!

{Throws a disc of energy at the cultist.}

RANDOM MOOK #24: Ow, my vital organs!

''{The Cleanser Geek slowly backs away from the fight, and nobody notices, since they're all fighting. She stealthily reaches over, grabs the remote, puts her thumb on the play button, and...}''

{...is smacked away by Gavan.}

GAVAN: Not on my watch!

{Gavan confiscates the videotape.}

{He gives it to the Potato Ranger, who eats it.}

HONSTLAR: Ha ha! Now that the videotape is eaten, you'll never be able to—

{The Cleanser Geek quickly reaches over and presses play.}

HONSTLAR: Noooo!

{The tape begins.}

HONSTLAR: {Singing out of tune} iN tHe NoT tOo DiStAnT fUtUrE...

{The ear grating cover of the Love Theme from MST3k continues in the background.}

THE CLEANSER GEEK: What the crap?!?!

KAMEN HONSTLAR RX: Argh, this is so embarrassing!!!

THE CLEANSER GEEK: What happened to the cursed tape? ZEO RANGER G: I ate it, duh! GAVAN: And while you were busy blinking, I quickly put in a tape of Honstlar singing the MST3k theme song to cancel the effects of your twisted time loop!

''{Later that day the entire BODH sans Coach E, whom is filling the role of Gypsy, is gathered in front of the TV in Deans Video Dungeon in a familiar shilloueted position against the screen. Dean herself is filling the role of Cambot}''

EDITED VIDEO GREG: well since that’s over with, I guess playing that tape won’t Curse the universe, so..here we go

{GFD plays it with his stomach and it is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNH4dafgFZY}

{The rest of the BODH start riffing}

HONSTLAR: {at the 0:01 mark} WHAT THE CRAP ARE THOSE THINGS?!?



EDITED VIDEO GREG: {At the 0:10 mark} Graphic design is my passion.

SRMX12: {At the 0:14 mark} THE CARS ARE ATTACKING!!!

HONSTLAR: {At the 0:16 mark} {in a Russian accent} It is me, Vladimir Nelson!

ALL: {At the 0:23 mark} AAHH!

HONSTLAR: They DID save Hitler's brain!

STOM: And his constipated body too, apparently.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: {At the 0:30 mark} Riffception. BWAWP!!

HONSTLAR: {At the 0:35 mark} Run, the demons are back!

SMRX12: that non penguin thing looks like a Dalek cosplaying Clifford

EDITED VIDEO GREG: {shortly after that}: errm...something about Zangief? Look I already blocked out my Russian Literature course in high school years ago, got nothing to work with.

STOM: {At the 0:44 mark} Ketchup? What kinda name is Ketchup?!



HONSTLAR: {At the 0:54 mark} Don't you laugh at me, you felt freak!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I'm guessing this show's version of the mantra is "Too many questions will result in death."

{The video ends.}

{Later that evening we find Honstlar cleaning up around the remains of the old Pillmobile.}

HONSTLAR: Well, that was an experience.

{Honstlar then spots another crashed drone.}

HONSTLAR: That's strange.

{Honstlar starts reading the metal calling card.}

HONSTLAR: This Ziktor Industries brand EyeSpi camera drone is property of "EDITED Video" Gregory... DANDO?!?!?!

{A dun-dun-dun is heard as the cartoon ends.}

TO BE CONTINUED...