Homestar Emails/3

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HOMESTAR: Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.

Dear Mr. Star,

How do you know if someone's face is awesome?

I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?

Fluffully yours,

Tyler

HOMESTAR: Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your almathgebra, man? It's called the {typing} Algebra Face Math. {stops typing} And it clearly states that the awesomeness of somebody's clothes is greater than or equal to the awesomeness of that person's face.

{He types "awesome (clothes) &ge; awesome (face)," then clears the screen to bring up Bad Graphics Strong Bad.}

HOMESTAR: So, take our friend Strong Bad for instance. Look at his awesomeness. {labels Strong Bad's clothes "awesome (clothes)"} Look at how awesome his clothes are. Okay, so you can easily infer from this that because he has such a awesome look, that easily his face is going to be at least as awesome {labels Strong Bad's face as "Awesome (face)"} if not more awesome. {relabels face as "awesome/awesomer (face)"} So there you have it. Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm a terrific athlete.

{The Homestapaper comes down}