Ween 2011 Silhouettes

Strong Sad's crappy taste in horror films inspires Strong Bad to make his own crappy found footage movie.

See Ween 2011 Silhouettes Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing. (UPDATE, THAT PAGE WILL NOT BE FINISHED. here's all the costumes) COSTUMES: 2011


 * Homestar as Spy (MAD & Spy vs. Spy)
 * Strong Bad as Baloo (Teaser Costume as Shrak)
 * Strong Mad as Wow Wow Wubbzy
 * Strong Sad as Arthur Read
 * Coach Z as Roadkill (Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi)
 * Pom Pom as Furby
 * The KOT as Glinda the Good Witch (The Wizard of Oz)
 * Bubs as The Prince of All Cosmos
 * Marzipan as Hubert "Dad" Test (Johnny Test)
 * The Cheat as I.M. Weasel (from I Am Weasel)
 * The Poopsmith as Leaky Louie (from Disrespectoids)
 * Homsar as an apple

Transcript
''{Scene opens at night, as crickets chirp. All twelve characters are present in silhouette. The text reads, "this is the whole cartoon this year".}''

STRONG SAD: So... do you guys think that's true? This is really it?

STRONG BAD: {in an outrageous costume, which moves as he speaks} Yeah, probably. I feel like we've been steadily working towards this over the years.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You mean we're not gonna get into any Halloween hishink or nothing?

COACH Z: Aaah... I'm getting too old for hishink. And the last time I attempted even medium shink, I t'rew out my totally donald's sgrapit.

''{Pan right. Coach Z is standing on a front porch with some toilet paper on the banister, and an empty roll on the ground. The Sad Kids as Timon & Pumbaa are holding up a plate of devilled eggs.}''

COACH Z: Deviled eggs? Three pieces o' two-ply? Ya call those Halloween Shink? {takes out a whistle} Why, I could whistle so hard right now I—

''{Coach Z blows the whistle. A shockwave bursts from his hip, filling the screen with redness and sending him reeling.}''

COACH Z: Whooogho!

''{A commercial begins. Coach Z fades into an X-ray on a white background.}''

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: If you've suffered a totally donald's sgrapit, {Coach Z's hip becomes red and inflamed; an arrow points to the injury with the words "Interior Rubdominal Scrimmage"} Halloween shink don't need to be a thing of the past.

COACH Z: They don't?

{A banner reading "LOSHAKEEROL" and an orange blob with a jack-o-lantern face appear.}

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Loshakeerol is specially formulated {the orange blob dissipates, covering the injury} to treat creepy middle-aged ailments, {The injury fades away as the blobs cool it down} so you'll stop talking about them in public.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Marzipan standing in the field at night. Marzipan approaches.}''

MARZIPAN: Hey, Coach Z? How's it going?

COACH Z: Well, this morning in the locker room, my rubdominous swell— oomph!

''{Coach Z is cut off by a flurry of orange Loshakeerol blobs covering his mouth. Marzipan looks smug.}''

{Fade to white as the Loshakeerol banner comes on screen.}

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Reclaim your Halloween lo shake with {a bottle of pills appears; an orange blob comes out of it} Loshakeerol, ''{speaks quietly and quickly, as if reciting a disclaimer. Logos appear as they are mentioned}'' a division of Fluffy Puff/Foamalate/Hot Pooey/Smarty Juice/Videlectrix Subsidiaries.

{Fade to black.}

{Fade in to an orange Channel 5 Action Card title card reading "We now return HALLOWEEN SHINK", featuring a toilet paper roll holding a toilet paper roll and an egg wearing sunglasses holding an egg.}

CHANNEL 5 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Channel 5's Halloween Peppering.

''{Fade to black. Fade in to a dark hallway. Two security guards somewhat resembling Coach Z and Bubs are walking and holding flashlights.}''

1 COACH Z: Slow night at City Hall, eh, fellow night watchman?

2 BUBS: That establishes our location and humdrum routine.

''{Cut to a door reading "Councilman Zonepermit". Coach Z and Bubs approach in silhouette, illuminating the door with the the flashlight. Chattering is heard on the other side of the door.}''

THE MAYOR OF KING: {in a voice resembling the King of Town's} And please, don't keep walking towards me.

''{Cut closer to the door. A shadowy figure is seen backing toward the window.}''

THE MAYOR OF KING: I beg of you! {holds up arms} Nooooooo...!

{He continues backing away as a bigger, more imposing shadowy figure overtakes him.}

THE MAYOR OF KING: You're still walking towards me! Nooooo!

{Cut to the security guards, screaming in fright.}

2 BUBS AND COACH Z: Aaaaaaaahhhh...!

''{A title card for The Homestar Runner Einsteins is displayed. The musical theme plays.}''

''{Fade in to Councilman Zonepermit's office. Councilman Zonepermit is crushed beneath his desk, which is upside-down. The night watchmen are there with the four Mystfit-steries.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: Stand down, local law enforcement; group of random teens is here.

1 COACH Z: Mysfit-steries, thank goodness it's you.

{Cut to the night watchmen.}

1 COACH Z: I almost didn't recognize you in those absurd zigzaggèd pants.

{Cut to the teens.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: Yeah, I— I know; I'm trying to pet 2.

{Cut to the night watchmen.}

2 BUBS: When we rushed in here, the mysterious silhouette had vanished.

{Cut to teenage Strong Bad and Strong Mad.}

QUINCY STRONG BAD: Oh, great. Another fanatical mysterious believer.

''{Cut to teenage Marzipan. An imposing shadow is slowly looming in the doorway behind her.}''

ANNIE MARZIPAN: Zigglies, why would anyone want to kill The Mayor of King?

{Cut to teenage Strong Mad.}

LEO STRONG MAD: Look out where are you!

{Cut to june Homestar.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: Da-Da-Da...

{Pan to 1 Coach Z.}

1 COACH Z: Wo-Wo-Wo...

{Pan to 2 Bubs.}

2 BUBS: Luna-Luna-Luna...

{Cut to...}

EVERYONE: Roajpee!

{Cut to Quincy Strong Bad.}

QUINCY STRONG BAD: SO I SALINK!

''{Cut to Quincy Strong Bad and Strong Mad. Strong Bad turns ice blue and falls to the floor, frozen. June Homestar runs in to examine him.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: {placing his head to Strong Bad's} Huh? {raises head} Strong Bad stopped breathing!

{Musical sting.}

{Cut to teenage Homestar, standing up.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: We have to play in a band!

''{Cut to a drum being played by teenage Strong Mad. Zoom out to show the Mysfit-steries playing a song under a crescent moon. Teenage Strong Bad is standing frozen at his keyboard. Teenage Marzipan plays a horn.}''

''{Cut to teenage Strong Bad. As the music plays, the ice color drops away and his regular color returns. He starts pounding on his keyboard.}''

{Cut to teenage Homestar's foot, tapping.}

{Teenage Homestar pops up and sings as the others play in the background.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing} And in the moonlight, things get kind of kooky.

{Change to light blue background.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing} Girl, you know they do, and your parents don't—

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and Marzipan. Marzipan is playing the tamborine.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: —respect me as a man.

{Teenage Marzipan frowns and walks away.}

{Cut to a field where the four teens are running.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing, voiceover} In the moonlight, {zoom out to reveal the group is being chased by Large Bean} things get kind of crazy.

{Cut to a red machine labeled "ZIG-ZAGGÉD PANTS EXTRICATING MACHINE 2000.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing, voiceover} They're trying to extricate ''{zoom out to show the whole machine in the middle of the woods. Teenage Strong Bad flips a switch to turn it on}'' me out of these—

{Cut to teenage Homestar's pants.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing, voiceover} —absurd, zigzaggèd pants.

''{Teenage Homestar runs into the machine through the doorway maked "Enter". Large Bean follows him.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing, voiceover} Moonlight... ''{The machine begins to shake. Strong Bad turns away and covers his ears}'' kooky—

''{The music stops suddenly as the machine explodes. When the dust settles, Large Bean is tied up in teenage Homestar's pants.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: {off-screen} Leo, Strong Mad,

''{Cut to teenage Homestar and Strong Bad standing over Large Bean. Homestar is now wearing striped short-shorts.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: it looks like your never-ending attempts to unshackle me from my ridiculous-èd pants have finally paid off.

{Leo Strong Mad approaches in silhouette.}

{Cut to teenage Strong Mad.}

LEO STRONG MAD: Let's find out whose rich uncle he really is.

{He pulls off the mask of Roajpee.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: Sid-sid-sid...

QUINCY STRONG BAD: San-san-san...

ANNIE MARZIPAN: Si-si-si...

{Cut to...}

JUNE HOMESTAR, MARZIPAN, AND STRONG BAD: {off-screen} Stave It Off Night!

{Cut to teenage Marzipan.}

ANNIE MARZIPAN: I thought it was gonna be that creepy Knight watchband.

{Cut to night watchman Coach Z, who is holding a bloody hammer.}

1 COACH Z: So did I, {puts hammer away} honestly.

{Cut to night watchman Bubs and the Stave It Off Night.}

2 BUBS: Why would you want to kill Councilman Zonepermit?

''{The Stave It Off Night laughs. Cut to him.}''

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: I don't know. {shrugs} I guess he wouldn't give me no permits.

{Cut to teenage Homestar.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: There's only one place for a criminal like you.

{Musical sting.}

{Cut to teenage Homestar and the Stave It Off Night.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: {taking out a guitar} Playing in our band!

{Cut to Quincy Strong Bad.}

QUINCY STRONG BAD: Are we forgetting he totally just murdered somebody?

{Abrupt cut to the Mysfit-steries playing below a crescent moon once again, now joined by the Stave It Off Guy sitting in a chair and playing guitar with his Large Bean sleeves.}

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing} Moonlight... kooky...

''{Cut to the backup band on a blue background. Teenage Strong Bad is playing keyboards, Marzipan is playing the horn, and Strong Mad is drumming.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing, voiceover} Moonlight...

''{Cut to the two night watchmen dancing in front of the full moon. Coach Z is holding a bloody hammer.}''

JUNE HOMESTAR: {singing, voiceover} Kooky kooky...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy. Numbers come out of talk balloons as he sings.}''

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: {in harmony background with Homestar} One... two... three...

JUNE HOMESTAR: Moonlight, things get kind of kind of kooky, yeah.

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

{Cut to the four Mysfit-steries playing their instruments on a yellow background, rotating in a circle.}

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Kooky, oh yeah.

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Saying kooky, oh yea-ha-hah.

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

''{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy playing guitar outside. A hideous monster with the head of Large Bean, a green body, and blue legs creeps up behind him.}''

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: {now the lead} One... two... three...

GHOST STRONG SAD: {in harmony response} Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

GHOST STRONG SAD: Stave it off...

{Cut back to the Mysfit-steries with the night watchmen on a teal background.}

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: And now you can count to...

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

''{Cut to the moon. The Stave It Off Guy's face appears in it as it slowly rises.}''

GHOST STRONG SAD: Stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

GHOST STRONG SAD: You've got to stave it off...

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: One... two... three...

{Cut to teenage Homestar with striped short-shorts and Large Bean with zig-zagged pants dancing on a yellow background.}

GHOST STRONG SAD: Stave it off...

{Cut to the Stave It Off Guy, outside.}

STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: Now you can count to—

{Large Bean and teenage Homestar join in.}

GHOST STRONG SAD, JUNE HOMESTAR, STAVE IT OFF NIGHT: Threeeee...

{Fade to black.}

''{Cut back to the teaser screen. The text now reads "that was the whole cartoon this year".}''

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So... that whole deal we just watched. Was that, like, the list of side effects for Coach Z's Cheesy-wolf medicine?

STRONG SAD: Uh, what do you mean?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You know, like: {in a prescription drug commercial tone} Side effects may include:

{The teaser text disappears and is replaced with a bulleted list as Homestar speaks.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Zig-zaggèd pants, large bean, clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.

COACH Z: No way. The only side effects of Loshakeerol are...

''{The text "Happy Halloween!" appears.}''

EVERYONE: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

''{Strong Bad starts choking. His outrageous costume coughs him out, causing a silhouette of Strong Bad to go flying into the air against the full moon.}''

STRONG BAD: Woooh...! {Strong Bad stops in mid-air in front of the moon} Here I come! {drops straight down} Woolf...!

''{Cut to all the characters wearing their costumes. Strong Bad drops into his usual space wearing his.}''