Coach E/Coach Email/movies

COACH E: Wow! Emails!

Hello, Coach E, if you were in a movie, what type of movie wood it be? — G.

COACH E: G? Is there a Coach G now? Wow! Each Coach has a medallion with a letter from the alphabet? Like I'm Coach E, Olympia is Coach O and we all know Coach Z, y'all. But, Charity is just Coach Z's wife, I'm not so sure about her yet. So, if I was in a movie, it would be a Homestar Runner-related movie, of course. It would be animated in either Flash or drawn in MS Paint and put in Windows Movie Maker. I'm... not so sure.

(Cut to an image of Coach E)

COACH E: If I was in one of them 80's cartoons, I'd have to put pupils in my eyes. You can see some hazel in them. I think I should have some mascara and more makeup, lay my hair down and maybe some different clothing. How about something in pink? Maybe it could be really pretty and frilly. I better let my medallion shine a little. Okay, so make that image look more retro-styled.

(The image turns black and white)

COACH E: When I said retro, I didn't mean anything in black and white! I'm talking about 80's, not 20's

(The image turns colour but it still has some lines and marks)

COACH E: The 80's, not the 60's!

(The image is in better colour and it looks like it was recorded with a VHS)

COACH E: That's more like it. Now, let's put the other characters in the 80's cartoon, shall we?

(Back to Coach E's computer)

COACH E: Oh, oh OH! What if I was in a flash movie?

(Cut to an image of Coach E, drawn by The Cheat)

COACH E: Umm, I dunno, The Cheat. I think you made these umm... too big.

THE CHEAT: (cheat noises)

COACH E: You got the rest of me pretty good though

(Cut to an image of Coach E, drawn in flash, as if it was drawn by The Brothers Chaps)

COACH E: Hey, that looks pretty good. Where did you find that?

BUBS: Somebody drew it! These guys can draw like Matt and Mike!

COACH E: Print it!

BUBS: Okay!

(Back to Coach E's computer)

COACH E: So, there you have it, Coach G. That's what I would be like in movies. They should be recommended for the whole family to enjoy. Okay, so long, everybody everybody!

(The pink striped paper comes down)