The Homestar Runner Movie: YOUR Edition!

You know how you read a book/fan fiction that's good, except...there are a couple things you would do differently if you were the author?

Well, now you CAN do them differently! The Homestar Runner Movie: YOUR Edition! is an open-edit story &mdash; that means anyone can edit it anyway they like. They can even change some parts other people have written. No hard feelings, and the end result is a totally wacky story that can be changed, even when finished.

Rules

 * Use proper spelling and grammar. Eet duz not luk well 2 mee eef the senetnsez luk lyk thiz, u now?  (Improper spelling to show Homestar's speech impediment and Coach Z's accent is fine.)
 * The story must be in transcript form, a-like so:
 * STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, Whoever, something something something.


 * {Homestar enters from the right.}


 * HOMESTAR: Blahbety blah blah blehbity bloo!


 * Don't make it any more vulgar then the content of HomestarRunner.com. This way it can seem like it could actually happen.
 * Keep the characters in character. For example, don't have Strong Bad be a kind young gentleman and Strong Mad an intelligent college professor.  Keep them a mean email checker and dumb, strong older brother, respectively.
 * You can add characters that have never been introduced into the website, but after five have been added, don't add any more.
 * Keep the storyline consistent. Don't have them trying to solve a kidnapping in one chapter and saving the world in another.
 * Don't end it in the middle of the story! You can have a cliffhanger at the end, but only if the main plot has been already solved.
 * You're not allowed to crossover with anything that isn't HR related. Crossing over dimensions, like Old Timey and 20X6, is okay.
 * Be creative! As long as it follows these rules, it's fine by me.

Chapters

 * Chapter 1
 * Chapter 2
 * Chapter 3