Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Gaming in the KOT Years

Two Guys and the Games and Six Sadded Die have a Crossover episode to talk about "Correct Reincarnating Bird"

(We open with Honstlar and Arsene in a recording booth.) Grab that Game Boy Camera and tell the creepy man you're running from Two Guys and the Games! (Arsene is dressed as Weird Anake Joe) Today, the only game we could get from Bubs, Tag Team Wrestling for the NES. He tricked me. He said he had a Tag Team NES game, but he didn't specify whether or not it was the one I wanted! What tag team game did you want to get? The one based on those M.U.S.C.L.E. toys. Well, lucky for you I built up the budget to get for our second game... Popeye Saves the Earth. The worst pinball machine ever made. Wait a minute, what? A pinball machine is worthy of being featured on the Cream of the Crap special of our show? Yeah. The Supertrain of pinball, the legends say. Noted for its overly unnecessary message of endangered species conservation, (Not helped by the fact that its Popeye, whose probably littered enough cans to choke an entire roadkill family.) as well as a butt-ugly ship blocking the board. ...Bro, don't you think you're taking it seriously? It's a pinball game. They're all the same. One could only be bad if the ball personally broke out of the glass and gave me a black eye. SS undefined (offscreen) Does someone need help knowing how HANDS ON gaming complexities work? (Monotone.) Strong Sad from kinda-sorta popular tabletop gaming show, Six Sadded, Die? What are you doing here?! SS undefined {whispering} What's my line? Oh, right. {monotone} That's right! I'm Strong Sad from the show Six-Sadded, Die! Every Wednesday on the Internet! I'm here for our special crossover episode spectacular! {monotone} Whaaat? A crossover of Two Guys and the Games and Six-Sadded, Die?! That sounds like it'll definitely boost our show's ratings by a landslide! {Zoom out to reveal the video inside an Internet browser, with "0 views" and "0 subscribers" below the video} Ahem. {The "views" number changes to 1} There we go. {Zoom back in to the video} That's three more than our usual number! This crossover thing looks like it'll be an extravagantly mild success! SS undefined Pinball is real gaming. Think if your precious Tomb Raider was a story, It would just be “I looked left and right and jumped over some stuff”. But pinballs got a proper backstory and everything. Yeah, yeah, you're a pinball wizard. We get it. But how do we get a pinball machine in here? {Pan right to reveal a pinball machine} Oh. That was easy. SS undefined Now let's try it! All right, but first... clearly, I know all about the many rules and intricacies involved in the pinning of balls. But, uh, my associate, Honstlar Waddler, might not know... how to pinball. Can you explain it... uh, for him? Hey! I know all about pinball, man! All right. Explain it to me. I mean, to prove you know, of course. I think there are some pins, and... perchance a balls? And Flipper the dolphin is involved, and uh... plungers? Well, you know what they say. They call him Flipper. {The screen flips upside down} WHOA! What happened?! I dunno! Our URL's been changed! Well, change it back! The blood is rushing to my head! It's not even April Fools' Day! Actually, you're wrong. I ate all the days until then. The King of Town? What are you doing here, Kingy? Everybody knows Gfd is our go-to stock exaggerated-eating-joke character! Yeah, stop crampin' my style! Doo! {leaves} SS undefined Anyway though, this pinball machine isn't good. Solemnly cobbled together with the Popeye license to peddle a cheap green narrative, and it's a mess too with this big boat. What? I thought you loved boats! SS undefined Shut up about that! What about the Lusitania? That would improve the pinball game exponentially! It's your favorite boat, after all! Yeah, but his boat is not our boat! If his boat is not our boat, is our boat is not his boat? His boat boat, not boat, boat boat our boat. Boat boat boat boat. Boat boat boat boat boat. {They morph into their Yonder Website variations} Boat boat boat boat boat boat boat boat boat boat. PBTC Strong Sad: We're only gonna talk boats now. SS undefined I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, THE CHEAT!! I think I have an explanation for this! SS undefined And what's that? You see, a while ago, Honstlar, Gfd, Arsene, and I turned into our Yonder Website variations... SS undefined Oh yeah, I remember that episode. So we drank some Semi-Anti-Smarty Juice to reverse the effects. But it must've been temporary! They've turned back into their Yonder Website selves! SS undefined But you were there too. So shouldn't you be turning into a Yonder Website character? You're right. I wonder why I'm not so far out, that's right. Oh wait, nevermind. SS undefined Well, at least you still look normal. But it's highly unlikely... That I'll sound normal, that's right. {his eyes turn into black dots} Oh no! I'm already turning bataboatamadeabeauh! Far out. Atabatabatobotoo. We need to— abaybobayba —that's right? SS undefined Oh no! What do I do? We need Semi-Anti-Smarty Juice to atabadabadooba far out! SS undefined Semi-Anti-Smarty Juice? Good thing I happen to have some right here! {throws it all over everyone} {Everyone turns back into their regular variations} SS undefined So, let's get back to reviewing this pinball-type deal. Good. Here is my pinball machine. {holds up a ball with pins poked through it} It's not much, but it's home. It took five years to develop, and despite not having any controls, it's a prime source of nonstop entertainment. Look at all those pins! SS undefined I meant Popeye Saves The Earth. Right. That. So, uh... this pinball game is... uh, bad. And it has a... ball. That goes around... the... pinball machine. Badly. 'Cause it's ba— it's a bad. A bad game. Like, you know... a real— a real bad one. Yes. SS undefined Thank you, those are some very specific criticisms. Also... not enough marmalade. {Pause.} Now what? Weren't we going to review Tag Team Wrestling first? I don't know, you're the one who makes the schedule! {Cut to the trio playing Tag Team Wrestling.} Ricky Fighters, here we go! SS undefined Why don't they have a team called "the Strong Sads"? It doesn't even need to be a wrestling team. It could just be a minigame where you contemplate the many sorrows life brings. I'd play that. This game came out in the '80s, I don't think Nintendo allowed depression on their consoles back then. Yeah, I think you needed Mode 7 just to support mild melancholy. Technology was much less advanced in those days. SS undefined I should just make my own game called "The Strong Sads". I'll make it out of parchment and India ink. And also it will be more like a choose-your-own-adventure book. What kind of controller? SS undefined You use your hands to flip the pages. Ooh, motion controls. Very advanced. Motion controls stopped being advanced in the mid-to-early 2006's. SS undefined My game will be breakthrough in the entertainment industry! It'll even come with a container of Cheez Wheez, to make it feel like you're eating a container of Cheez Wheez. An immersive experience. I'm liking the sounds of this game. I'm liking the sounds of the game we're supposed to be playing. You're right, Tag Team Wrestling has good sound design. Nice beeps, satisfactory boops. But the blips make me want to fill my ears with Cheez Wheez. Exactly how do you consider that a good thing? More Cheez Wheez is always a good thing. {sprays Cheez Wheez into his eyes} Wait, now I can't see the game. Did we win? (Arsene blinks in exasperation.) I'll take that as a yes. (Arsene punches Honstlar, sending him flying offscreen) Ow, my porgadon! SS undefined So, uh... I'm thinking now would be a good time to end the episode. Or, like, the show in general. NEVER! Arsene, prepare the Top 10 list! On it! {takes out a list and reads} "Top 10 antimatter substitutes for cupcake batter that will not melt your facial flesh. #10..." Hey, wait. Garbles, you been messing with our top 10 list? No, of course not. Here, I'll read it. {takes the page} Number ten, artichokes. Sure, artichokes aren't generally considered a delicacy, but one might reconsider after tasting them in antimatter form. It is a delight, to be sure, although it doesn't quite live up to the other entries on this list, so it falls at tenth place. Number nine, supernovae. These interstellar treats have a bit of a tangy aftertaste, but once you get past that— {takes back the list} Gfd, please stop being disgusting. Nah. It's one of my hobbies. Weren't we supposed to review that game Correct Reincarnating Bird? I never said anything of the sort. I know, but it's in the episode description. Episode descriptions are more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Oh, good, so we can end the episode now? No, we still have to— {Cut to an "end." screen.} {voiceover} Aw, crap.