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“The Pilot, or Panda-monium” written by Gusso

STOOPS: This is the AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew, brought to you by Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by SBLOUNSCKED Candy Bar.

GUSSO: Hi, I’m Gusso!

STOOPS: And I’m Stoops!

GUSSO: Today, we are going to play with a panda!

STOOPS: I have some bamboo for him!

GUSSO: No, shoot him!

STOOPS: Bamboo!

GUSSO: Shoot him!

STOOPS: Ok, bamboo.

STOOPS: Turns out that panda loves bamboo! Right, Gusso?

GUSSO: No. You are a liar and a sore loser.

STOOPS: Grrr....