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The wrestling federation AWMPSCE has been transported from Empty High-School Gymnasium to real life! Now they must co-exist with real wrestlers and promotions, will they become indy wrestling stars or crash and burn in millions of debt? It's all up to Haysi Fantayzee, the booker, and The Poopsmith, the owner. This series is based on results and news items from my personal game of Total Extreme Wrestling 2020, as I have personally added a cast of Homestar Runner characters to a game that has been running for a while. The game starts in a semi-fictional real life setting starting on November 24, 2007, when yes, wrestling came out.

USA
WWE is still the king of the USA, making millions a year, and have just recently announced their transition to the Episodic Era, meaning deeper and longer storylines. TNA as always is number 2, though as Vince keeps nicking their talent, they have trouble creating a truly memorable product. Keep a close eye on indie favorites like Ring of Honor and IWA Mid-South.

Mexico
The war between CMLL and AAA rages on. Just this year, CMLL has changed their shows to a more WWE-like entertainment show, so they are experiencing some transitional pain, but AAA still has a long way to go before they become Mexico #1.

Japan
New Japan, All Japan and NOAH still rule the islands as allies, representing pure puroresu, but there are several entertainment-based promotions waiting to dethrone them. Dragon Gate and Zero1-Max both take a lucha libre-style approach, and OZ Academy, the world's largest women's promotion, is putting on fast-paced and cutting edge action.

Other regions
German Stampede Wrestling is gaining some attention since it began releasing its shows on the new platform YouTube. IPW:UK rules Britain and Border City Wrestling rules Canada, but the biggest surprise comes from Puerto Rican hardcore wrestling which is finally getting some worldwide recognition.

And now...
AWMPSCE and its dumb animal characters have landed right in the middle of Atlanta, GA without warning. Will they finally get to perform in front of an actual audience?!

Major Stars

 * Gary the Legend
 * Haysi Fantayzee (head booker)
 * il Cartographer
 * Jack 'em Up Kid
 * Magnificent Marzipan
 * Mr. Cheatayama (manager)
 * Torrie Wilson

Stars

 * Gardenboy
 * Strong Mad
 * Young Gutterman

Well Known

 * Coach Z (color commentary)
 * Homsar
 * Sad Lass
 * The King of Town (manager)

Recognizable

 * Bubs (road agent)
 * Greusome Gobbo
 * Sad Lad
 * Senor Cardgage
 * The Announcer (ring announcer)
 * The Poopsmith (AWMPSCE owner)
 * The Umpire (referee)
 * Visor Robot

Unimportant
To Be Decided
 * Dijjery Doo
 * Mr. Bland
 * Señor
 * That Little Chef Guy
 * The Blacksmith
 * The Cleric
 * The Fat Bee
 * The Grape Faerie
 * The Hornblower
 * The Knight
 * Joey Machete


 * The Tongue Twister

Apparently too cool to work for AWMPSCE, mumble grumble

 * Pom Pom

The Episodes...
Before Week 1 (Hiring)

Week 1 (1st half)

Week 1 (2nd half) - AWMPSCE House Show

Week 2 (1st half)

Week 2 (2nd half) - AWMPSCE O' Decemberween

Week 3 (1st half)

Week 3 (2nd half)

Week 4 (1st half)

Add a Character...
Below this line, you can suggest a character to add to the game world. You can choose their location, wrestling occupation, skill level, age, or popularity. Or let any of these aspects be randomly chosen. You also choose whether i hire you to AWMPSCE right away, or let your character loose and they choose who they want to work for.

Disclaimer: AWMPSCE is currently holding only a couple shows per month as of Week 2, so you wouldn't be wrestling right away. And if you're a major star working for us, you are likely to be stolen by WWE or TNA as we have little bargaining power to keep you here.


 * *added.* from Free Country, USA. Wrestling persona: The Tongue Twister. Age: I don't think even he knows. Skill level: You could pit him against a basket of eggs and he'd still somehow manage to lose.