Hemslock

Character: Hemslock

Biography
Hemslock is a character that appears in a few toons. She is very mysterious and is known to chortle menacingly, scratch at the walls, and do other mysterious stuff like that. Despite this, she really does want to be friends with the main cast (a task only succeeded in Coach Z and Homestar, and to a lesser extent Strong Sad). Her voice sounds like Humidibot, but the lisp is replaced by a slight wobble effect on top. Most scary things, such as the Jibblies Painting or the King of Town's collection of RRR-rated movies, tend to invoke humor or other similar emotions in her, though there are a few things that genuinely frighten her, mainly Senor Cardgage.

Character Video Transcript
{out of focus camera, sounds of wallpaper being torn as Hemslock scratches at the wall}

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} ...Hemslock?

{Hemslock looks towards the camera and starts to grin wider and wider.}

HEMSLOCK: Hi, everyone! Your souls all look just, so delectable, like I could eat you all up...

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} AHH! Don't say that!

HEMSLOCK: You know what a metaphor is... right, Saddy? {her smile starts to curl at the tips}

HEMSLOCK: When I say I wanna CHOMP down on our fine guests... all I mean is that I wanna smell them from head to toes... oh, the toes...

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} That's almost worse!

Variations

 * Drop-Rite (Old-Timey)
 * Criticran (20X6)
 * Storybook Hemslock (The Monster In The Halls)
 * Puppet Hemslock
 * Character 668 (Yonder Website)
 * Squintmoji Hemslock: