Strong Bad: New DVD out now!

ANNOUNCER: Can’t get credit? Well, you should go to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

STRONG BAD: If you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere.

STRONG MAD: WE HAVE A DVD!

STRONG SAD: Yes, we have a DVD! It includes 25 St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary commercials picked by the fans!

STRONG BAD: That’s right, Strong Sad! The DVD has some of the best St. Cadaverstump commercials fans picked!

STRONG MAD: WATCH THE “DEAD RINGER” AND “STEP BACK!” COMMERCIALS!

STRONG SAD: The dead-ringer? That's right. We have: 25 commercial sequences that contain things like skeletons, a giant cowboy, or… a city full of dead clowns!

STRONG MAD: BONUS FEATURES INCLUDE 5 ADDITIONAL COMMERCIALS, EASTER EGGS, AND MORE!

STRONG SAD: Purchase the DVD in our store!

STRONG BAD: Remember, if you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. My name is Strong Bad, and you can count on it!

ANNOUNCER: ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

SENOR CARDGAGE: This is a furniture warehouse and credit union?!

ANNOUNCER: Open week nights all month. Located just off I-20.