Strong Bad Let's Plays/Puppet Strong Bad Let's Plays those Terrible Old Games

Category: Short Shorts

STRONG BAD: Hello! Strong bad here! And I’m going to play those terrible old games!

STRONG BAD: First one! She Loves Me, that stupid love tester with Marzipan and Homestar! Okay, she loves me.

HOMESTAR: Aww, she loves me not!

STRONG BAD: Oh crap!

STRONG BAD: Dancing Bubs. That stupid dancing game where you control Bubs while dancing in his Concession Stand!

STRONG BAD: Oh look, I got a high score!

STRONG BAD: Next, Homestar Quiz. I want to get all questions wrong as possible.

EARLY STRONG BAD: Okay, that does it. You're the stupidest guy in the world.

STRONG BAD: WHAT?!? I GOT ONE QUESTION WRONG? UGH!

STRONG BAD: Homestar Talker. I wanna get to that Strong Bad Talker as soon as possible.

HOMESTAR: Pom-Pom and Strong Bad are totally going out.

STRONG BAD: Finally! The Strong Bad Talker!

EARLY STRONG BAD: but homestar can win the stupid competition.

STRONG BAD: My main page?! Can I go back?

STRONG BAD: Oh! Audition with freaking Marzipan!

MARZIPAN: A taste of your own medicine. A taste of your own medicine. You deserve a taste of your own medicine.

STRONG BAD: I deserve a taste of my own medicine?

STRONG BAD: Three more egg.. I mean games left!

STRONG BAD: {sarcastic} Bronco Trolleys! So Delicious!

STRONG BAD: I got a high score again! Woo-hoo!

STRONG BAD: Strong Libs! I love this game!

EARLY STRONG BAD: No, seriously. I'm a pretty cool person. But I saw this one thing last week and boy was it crappy. This stupid guy was at Blubb-O’s and he started doing jumping jacks. I was like, 'Holy Crap! You're doing fries.' He told me to stop kicking him. I stepped on his shoes.

STRONG BAD: That story wasn’t very good. I could use this as a bedtime story for The Cheat.

STRONG BAD: Final one! Fortune cookies! I’m picking the one on the right!

STRONG BAD: www.thoraxcorp.com? What is that crap? Let me go on it?

STRONG BAD: Turns out its now Faceless Megacorp after they merged with that company. Anyways, I’m done playing these.