hpe/dvd2

Horrible Painting Emails Disc 2 was released on September 5th, 2015. The disc includes emails #11-15.

FBI Warning
The FBI warning on Horrible Painting Emails Disc 2.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Goblin

Transcript
{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{The Goblin walks up and looks at the text}

GOBLIN: Where am I? Some type of DVD warning place? Some colorful fadey land? A grocery store? Well, I'd better get home. And go to the grocery store. We need some more milk.

{The Goblin walks away}

Introduction
Introduction to Horrible Painting Emails Disc 2.

Cast (in order of appearance): Horrible Painting, The Goblin

Transcript
HP: Hey, The Goblin, is it DVDs yet?

GOBLIN: I'm not sure exactly what that means. But yeah, I guess it is.

HP: Well, then we'd better get to DVDing!

GOBLIN: What does that&mdash;?!

HP: Fwhoosh!

''{As he says the sound effect, the camera swings over to the Sandy 0.4. HP types in run "dvd_2.exe". The menu selections appear on the computer. About 30 seconds later, the camera cuts to a wide shot.}''

HP: Come on, choose an email! It's not that hard. If you want to start at email 11, which is the first one on the menu, just press OK on your remote when email 11 is selected. Is this rocket science?! No! This is an outrage to all&mdash;

CUS: {roars}

HP: {in a small voice} Take your time. {zoom into the computer}

Emails

 * 1. Deleted (Gfd and HP commentary)
 * 2. Dreams (Gfd and Goblin commentary)
 * 3. Challenge (Gfd and Creepy Picture commentary)
 * 4. Hpemail206 (Gfd, Sir Photo, and Goblin commentary)
 * 5. Artist (HP and Goblin commentary)

Bonus Stuff

 * BONUS THYME!
 * Choose a choice, choosey!


 * Bonus Email: Dance
 * More Email Intros: Every email intro from #11-15.
 * 15 Seconds
 * Bonus Toon: Jibblies 2

Bonus Menu Transcript
{The camera flies through the painting, on its way to The Goblin's computer, on which the bonus menu is displayed.}

HP: Wait, is there bonus stuff?!

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal The Goblin has walked up to the computer.}

GOBLIN: Goblin_email.exe. {brings up email} Dear Goblin, how do you type on a DVD? From, Jorb17. Well, Jorb17, I don't type on a DVD. I type on a computer. ''{The Napkin comes down and The Goblin walks away. The camera then swings back to the menu.}''

Fun Facts

 * The bonus stuff menu reads "Bonus Thyme".