Homestar Emails/5

HOMESTAR: Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. Dear Homestar, Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend won't... mostly because he's jealous of the Strong Bad. I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang, but nothing seems to work out. Please help me Homestar...
 * Kissless in Santa Rosa

HOMESTAR: {reads "Santa Rosa" as "from Santa Claus"} Well, Santa, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself...the STRONG BAD! {cut to Strong Bad at the Tandy} STRONG BAD: So here's what you do: You wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." {stops typing} I'll tell you what, {resumes} he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese buffet, man. {stops typing} HOMESTAR: There you go, Santa! STRONG BAD: AAAHHH! What are you doing in my computer room? HOMESTAR: Um...I bo no. Borrow your fondue pot again. {The Homestapaper comes down}