Coach Zemails/hygiene

Cee gee asks why Coach Z's hygiene is lacking.

Places: The Locker Room

Date: July 18, 2012

Characters: Coach Z, Strong Bad

Transcript
Coach Z: My name is Corch Z.

Strong Bad: Coach Z.

Coach Z: Corch?

Strong Bad: COACH!

Coach Z: Oh, I get it. CEOOOAAERERORCH.

Strong Bad: You'll get the hang of it eventually.

Coach Z: Okay, so today I will have Strong Bad help check my email.

{He opens Coach Z Email on his computer}

Helloooo CZ!! Why does your hygiene suck so bad? Your girlfriend, Cee gee en you

Coach Z: Ooh! I have a girlfreind!

Strong Bad: Uh, Coach Z I don't think&mdash;

Coach Z: I gotta tell ma and pa.

{He picks up a banana and calls Homsar}

Coach Z: Helort? Hoarmsor?

{Strong Bad grabs the phone}

Strong Bad: First of all thats a banana, second she's not really your girlfriend, third HOMSAR IS NOT YOUR PARENTS.

Coach Z: It's nort?

Strong Bad: No.

Coach Z: Okay.

{He reads the email again}

Coach Z: Hygiene? Whorts thort?

Strong Bad: It's how close poeple are willing to stand to you.

Coach Z: Well your standing next to me.

Strong Bad: That's because I'm holding a special essence. What it really means is how your level of cleanliness is.

Coach Z: Oh.

{He starts typing}

Coach Z: Well, I don't have a lot of things to clean myself&mdash;

Strong Bad: Except showers, smell cakes, and Listerine.

Coach Z: So I don't really clean myself. Plus, I don't know how. And other characters refuse to clean me for me!

Coach Z: So until next time, I will... be... I will be sitting here all alone.

{the moist towel comes down}

Inside References

 * "How close poeple are willing to stand to you" is from the Strong Bad Email "hygiene".