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DVD Bonus Email: Dance The Goblin never does his dance anymore.

Running Time: 1:21

Date: September 5th, 2015

Script
HP: Hey, hey, hey, hey, email.

HP: Well, Eh Steve, I don't know what you're talking about! You mean like a... dance dance? {imagines The Goblin disco-dancing} Or... what? OOOOOOOHHH! I know what you mean now! That {sings The Goblin song and does a dance} "Doodle-ba-doo-da-deedly-doo!" one. Yeah. Why doesn't he ever do that one anymore?

AN ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on Horrorguy's Horrifying-Style Interview Show... our host, Horrorguy interviews celebrity&mdash; er, completely normal person &mdash;Mr. The Goblin!

HP: Goblin, how come you don't dance no more?

GOBLIN: How come I don't what?

HP: Er... I mean, that dance that you do. You never do it anymore. Why is that?

GOBLIN: Oh, yeah. That dance. I'd prefer we don't talk about that.

HP: What? You used to do it all the time!

{shows montage of The Goblin dancing in toons}

GOBLIN: Well... I used to do it a lot, but then I kind of stopped, and now I can't do it. Like, I seriously don't know how. Look. {he does a short dance and a bad organ tune plays in the background with a trumpet sound}

HP: Oh. Wow. That was... interesting. Continue.

GOBLIN: See? I just can't do it anymore.

HP: Well, according to these historically scientific documents, {holds up a copy of Everything Else Vol. 2} we can see how you did the dance back then.

{HP and Goblin are sitting at a TV}

HP: So, you need to be bouncy and put your left foot up first, and then your right. And do it quickly.

GOBLIN: {does a dance while an organ tune plays in the background}

HP: Nice! Now you can do it!

GOBLIN: Yes! {dances the dance remix of the Goblin song}

{The Napkin comes down}

Inside References

 * The announcer who introduces the interview show has the same voice as the one in pizzaz.
 * HP's question, "Goblin, how come you don't dance no more?", is just like the song in New Boots, replacing "Coach Z" with "Goblin".
 * HP watches Everything Else Vol. 2.
 * The Goblin song dance remix is from Most in the Graveyard.

Trivia

 * The cartoons that The Goblin dances in the montage are:
 * Homestarloween Party
 * Pumpkin Carve-nival
 * 3 Times Halloween Funjob
 * Halloween Potion-ma-jig
 * Happy Hallow-Day
 * Jibblies 2
 * Most in the Graveyard