ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S MORGUE-TUARY/Commercials/Strong Bad: Last Burger!

ANNOUNCER: Can’t get credit? Well, you should go to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

STRONG BAD: If you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere.

(Laughter.)

STRONG BAD: If you're looking for cash or credit cards, I'm on BigCartel.

STRONG BAD: Look at this/these people. Look at the concept. I even made up the sign for the center. Oh, it's comfy! They don't have to pay for the air conditioning. I'd hate to see them get sick in here.

ANNOUNCER: Look out! Burger!

STRONG BAD: Ketchup, anyone?

ANNOUNCER: The Crazy Burger is back!

STRONG BAD: That's another reason why we like strong food!

ANNOUNCER: The Crazy Burger is back at Blubb-O's. You guessed it, we're called Blubb-O's.

{A speech bubble appears briefly saying "REGISTER DOES NOT CONTAIN MORE THAN FIFTY DOCTORS." The logo shifts slightly off-center, and rubbery sounds are heard, as if the logo were on a balloon.}

DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Register does not contain more than fifty doctors.