Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/The BODH Goes Crazy Go Nuts

{A title card reading "Those Wacky Helmets" shows up as the jazzy instrumental version of the life-affirming pop-ballad type theme song plays. Below the title, "The BODH Goes Crazy Go Nuts" appears.} {Cut to the Helmetcave. Er, I mean Pom Pom's basement. It has that yellow wallpaper with the weird flowers and pears and stuff. Gfd walks through the door with a terrible '80s haircut.} GFD: I'm back! {audience laughter} {Cut to Honstlar wearing a sweater with a cup of Hot Jones by his side.} Honstlar: {In a Dave Coulier-type sing-songy-style} Where were you this time?
 * homsar (with a mullet) what is be a goings-on cousin hontlaser

audience: awwwwwww GFD: Hey, Homsar, what are— {audience laughter} —you doing here? HONSTLAR: I invited him to the BODH meeting! {audience laughter} SRMX12: Now, what crazy misadventures are we going on this week? Honstlar: I don't know, but I'm sure it's gonna- {in normal voice} Wait, why am I in a cheap knockoff of every sitcom ever made? {Coach Z appears from a door above Honstlar ala Laugh-In} Coach Z: {In Homestar's voice but without his speech impediment} Because you're dreaming, Face for crap! And because of that, I'm stuck in Coach Z with Homestar's stupid voice. {Homestar appears in a similar door.} Homestar: {In Bub's voice with added R promblems} You said it, More Than 2 Problems Guy! Honstlar: Okay, I'mma wake up now. {Honstlar wakes up in his house and looks at the clock.} Honstlar: Crap! I'm late for the meeting! {Honstlar puts on the Golden Fedora} HONSTLAR: Take me to the meeting! {Honstlar and the fedora teleport to the basement, where everyone is waiting} GFD: Oh, so you had the fedora all along. We've been looking for it all time! SRMX12: Gfd's just angry because he had to forfeit his magic waffles. Honstlar: What about the enchanted pancakes? GFD: {grabs and puts on fedora} I hereby declare enchanted pancakes! FEDORA: DWAYNE! {A plate of enchanted pancakes appears in a wagon, and Gfd somehow vacuums them into his mouthtangle.} Honstlar: Now that breakfast is out of the way, I call this meeting to order! {Slams drumstick on that thing judges use their gavels on} Honstlar: Lets just cut to the important part, College! Brother Greg will elaborate. Booo! {Brother Greg puts on a graduation cap and pulls down a projector screen, pointing at it with a pointéd stick} EDITED VIDEO GREG: Allow me to demonstrate. STOMPOMER: {throwing waffles to everyone} Waffle time! HONSTLAR: Has it been 30 minutes already? SRMX12: Thanks, Stom! GFD: These waffles wouldn't happen to be... magic waffles, would theyyy? EDITED VIDEO GREG: Ahem. Allow me to demonstrate... stom: indeed they are no wait demon waffles from marshie's factory oh no (jumps on gfd's head) Gfd: brother stom do not worry EVG: yeah anyways this is a sock. And it’s full of all the pancakes I’m NOT eating since GFD got to them all Gfd: I was hungry! EVG: yeah but I really wanted those'm pancakes Gfd and EVG: (indistinct arguing) stom: um, guys honstlar: free waffles are in... 29 minutes stom: not that, but... srmx12: um stom are you going to barf stom: no it's just where is Coach E honstlar: right next to you. coach e: hi stom! All: Blah-blah-blah x10 Honstlar: {loudly} ENOUGH!!! {Everyone stops.} Honstlar: Can you just calm down and let me explain what we are going to do in this episode? All: Okay. Honstlar: We are going to go to college so we can not only engage in wacky hijinx but also make it up to Homestar after I beat the crud out of him in Episode 11! {Flashback to a scene from the previous episode where the Pillmobile's alt mode punches Homestar repeatedly} Honstlar: NEVER! PRETEND! TO BE! THE SUPREME! OVERLORD! EVER! AGAIN! SORRY! HOMESTAR! I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU! NEXT SCRIPT WE GO TO COLLEGE! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! {Cut back to the present where Homestar is there for unknown reasons.} Homestar: Ah, what great memories. Honstlar: DAH! {Cut to an exterior shot of the CGNU Campus} Honstlar: College time has come, my brothers and sister! What should we do first? SRMX12: I wanna be in charge of the campus TV station! Coach E: I wanna join a sorority! Gfd: I wanna eat a bucket of pizza-flavored plastic cups! {Crickets chirp.} Gfd: What? {We see the back of a chair which is behind a desk.} Honstlar: Hello, is this the dean? The Dean: You are correct. Honstlar: Why do you have your chair turned around like a James Bond villain? The Dean: No reason. Oh, wait there is a reason. {The chair turns around until the dean is revealed.} Mr. Dando: I finally got you crazy kids! All: MR. DANDO?!?! Mr. Dando: you can not escape me stom: (whispering) it might be waffle time gfd: excuse us waffles just happened Mr. Dando: get back in here! Honstlar: How did you become the dean? Mr. Dando: Simple, I killed the old one. Honstlar: YOU WHAT!?!? Mr. Dando: He was in my way. SRMX12: This is so illegal, it hurts. EVG: I'm calling 911! {A gun is heard firing and the phone explodes.} Mr. Dando: Oh no you don't. You're not gonna tell anybody. And if you do, I'll kill you. Honstlar: Why do you hate us? Mr. Dando: I don't need to tell you. Homestar: Uh, yeah you do. Mr. Dando: No, I don't Homestar: Yes, you do. Mr. Dando: No. Homestar: Yes. Mr. Dando: No! Homestar: Yes. Mr. Dando: NO! Homestar: No. Mr. Dando: YES! Homestar: Then tell us. Mr. Dando: NO!! Just for that, your fraternity is instantly under double-secret probation! Honstlar: We don't have a fraternity. Mr. Dando: Yes you do. You are now apart of Theta Sigma Alpha. {In a demonic voice} NOW GET THE SMEG OUT! All: AH! {Cut to the Theta Sigma Alpha building. under the Greek letters, is a sign that says "HELMET HOUSE"} EVG is lying passed out and is for some reasons dressed as Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya. Next to him is a fully conscious TGS style woman named The Director Geek} TDG: Hey Greg. SMX: who is this Honstlar: I think she’s somebody who’s gonna drestroy the Greek house of sports fanatics EVG: Nah I know her. This is The Director Geek, I befriended her at the cosplay contest we had when we both went as Haruhi characters. TDG: Nah she’s dead too. I stole her clothes. I’m The CLEANSER Geek GFD: WHAT? TCG: I decided it was for the best. Little ignorant sheeperson just going around believing chemtrails aren’t killing us all. Look around you. You and your late girl don’t have color, GFD has swollen teeth and inhumanly was anything, the Marshmallow People over there are way to close to those bozos who are wrecking our perfect state by pumping this stuff in the air- POM: how does chemicals in the air do all that? TCG: errrrr...uuuhhhh-ANYWAY There’s gonna be some changes here. The BODH fraternity isn’t entertaining enough for any of you. I’m gonna take the perspective of the fictional “Director” of our cherished series of events. Every joke you must make from now on be about how ridiculous it is a Director is here. No longer will there be comedy for its own sake. Now it’ll be half-jokes about you disobeying us and half you flirting with me. Ready-NOW. EVG: You still haven’t come CLOSE to explaining why these “chemtails” are real TCG: Just look at the opening of that anime your costume is from! It’s got, like, sky...and dirties...who cause...chemtrails Honstlar: What's with her? Is she a part of the probation? Does she work for the dean? Why do we need a director? Why is she forcing us to make these jokes that aren't even jokes? GFD: What is happening to anvrything? THE CLEANSER GEEK: That is not an approved joke. {throws Gfd outside the screen} GFD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH TCG: You see, you’ll find out being in my care was the greatest thing to ever happen to you. I am about to teach you all valuable lessons as to what constitutes co-edit. You don’t need to waste this valuable energy with this malapropism and whatnot here’s all you need to do: Flash one still image of yourselves whilst having a text to speech program say funny prerecorded situations. Conveniently, every other joke they flash statements about how Strong Bad is a great ruler and how neither you nor anyone who attends this college should join the Munplicity, so it looks like we are a conscious human being with thoughts. Now joke about how Strong Bad is amazing because I say he is and will get rid of those chemtrails already GFD: {spontaneously appearing out of nowhere} STRONG BAD IS AMAZING BECAUSE SOME RANDOM LADY SAYS HE IS AND WILL GET RID OF THOSE CHEMTRAILS ALREADY HOW DID I DO WAS THAT GOOD? THE CLEANSER GEEK: Too fast and loud. That's not a good joke. {throws Gfd off the screen again} GFD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Honstlar: That's it. I draw the line at my friends getting thrown out the window! Get out! TCG: First rule-well, Third or so really but first rule: no talking in mooseinacaninc. Second rule: No EATING in mooseinacaninc. Would anyone care fo a Grumblecake? GFD: {spontaneously appearing again} THREE HUNDREDTH REPLY TO THIS FORUM TOPIC! TCG: Just like how Strong Bad will reclaim 300 more residents to Strongbadactual Badia by Christmas. There? Made it relevant again. Gfd: What's Christmas? Honstlar: I'll explain in a future episode. TCG: HEY!! TCG: What did I say about 4th wall jokes?! Honstlar: Uhhhh.... nothing? TCG: Would anyone care for a Cheatcake? OMINOUS, DEEP VOICE: {echoing} Cleanser, are you completing your mission? TCG: {whispering} Yes, Master Grin... just gimme a second. GFD: Who was that? TCG: YOU HEARD NOTHING! Honstlar: YOU WORK FOR GRINDOLO?!?!? TCG: Crap. Honstlar: I knew it! TCG: Well, now that you know, I guess I'll have to destroy you all. GFD: I never got to eat my bucket of pizza-flavored plastic cups... SRMX12: Somehow I imagined college to be less life-threatening. I only wanted a degree in Total Spaceship Guy! EVG: This plot sure changed drastically in the last few minutes. TCG: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FOURTH WALL JOKES? {starts transforming into a giant monster or something} Honstlar: What do we have here? A cheap Katie Ka-Boom knockoff? You gotta be smeggin' me. The Monstrous Geek: You dare agitate the all-powerful Cleansing Geek?! Honstlar: Yes. And ya wanna know why? TMG: Why? Honstlar: 'Cause I'm a bigger weeaboo than you! {A weird belt with a fan on it appears on his body} Honstlar: Henshin! {Honstlar's Robo-Suit materializes onto his body.} SRMX12: His obscurity levels are over 7 and a half! EVG: Aw yeah Honstlarful Joe! I can do it too! [becomes Ryu...from Math Kickers] EVG: errr. I guess I’m still actively violating TCG by being smarter than him? Stone Pom: To be fair you have- EVG: WHO ASKED YOU? Gfd: I can have a time too! {Pulls out a weird belt buckle.} I'M HUNGRY FOR THYME! {Cut to lightning striking some weird thing then cut to a shot of the belt buckle opened and electric styles are happening inside with Gfd inside it who is holding up another buckle.} POODONKIS! {Fade from white to Gfd in a Power Ranger suit. (With added arms)} Now this is a thing that's happened to me. SRMX: My turn! SRMX12: Ahem... {SRMX12 pulls out a beetle looking thing.} SRMX12: BEETLE BONDER! {He raises up the Beetle Bonder} SRMX12: BEETLE BLAST! {A beetle themed version of his robot suit appears on him.} Honstlar: Roll Call! SMG: Street Masher Greg! Potato Ranger: Power of Poodonkis! Power Ranger Potato! DD: Dynamic Dungbeetle! Kamen Honstlar: Kamen Honstlar! Stom: What about me? Honstlar: Oh sorry, you can do a thing. Stom: OK! {Turns into a Japanese Robocop} Jiban: Space Cop Jiban! Kamen Honstlar: Together we are, the Mighty Morphin' Power Helmets! {The MMPH pose and a colorful explosion happens in the background.} Jiban: Why didn't that cause any damage? Kamen Honstlar: Try not to think about it for too long. TCG: {Laughing} You think you can defeat me with stupid cosplay?!?! I was made immune to the hat's creations so you 5 are totally scre-OWW! {Pan down to Street Masher Greg punching The Monstrous Geek.} SMG: SHUT UP! SMG: Taste the power of, ONLY TWO BUILDINGS EXISTING IN MY WORLD! (launches brick buildings and Pizza Pis at TCG) Yeeeahhh whose harassing us with pizza and pasta NOW? Kamen Honstlar: RIDAH KICK!!! {Kicks the she-beast in the forehead.} TCG: You're giving me a headache! {Power Ranger Potato pulls out a sword and puts a Gamecube disc through the handle and spins it} Potato Ranger: Spin Sword! Luigi's Mansion! {Power Ranger Potato swings the sword at The Monstrous Geek, intentionally missing and summoning a ghost that scares the monster} TCG: Make that a headache with a side of heart attack. SMG: Hey I can use GameCube games too (shoots Donkey Konga) What follows is essentially Donkey Kong’s Final Smash Jiban: Wallace and Gromit: Project Zoo! {Throws the disc that turns to a spiky cheese ball} TCG: I'm lactose-intolerant! Narrator: Meanwhile, inside the secret moonbase of Grindolo... Grindolo: How pathetic! Those nerds are actually kicking her butt! That's it! I'm pulling out my secret weapon! {A ray gun appears in Grindolo's ghost claw.} Grindolo: Little Pluckies, make my monster grow! {Fires the gun at TCG from afar and TCG grows.} Dean Dando: I thought I told that cloaked loser to keep the collateral damage to a minimum! Potato Ranger: Now what?!? Kamen Honstlar: Cuz, you know I always come prepared! We need Megazord power now! {Cut to the Pill-Mobile rising from the ground and turning into a robot that flies to the college.} HONSTLAR: This is not a part of the script. GFD: It is now. HONSTLAR: Wait, what? Why did I say that? {Cut to the Pill-Mobile flying towards the college} {Everybody gets in the Pill Zord which then summons a huge cardboard box, the Drive-Thru Whale, and for some reason The King of Town.} KOT: SAUCE!!! {They all combine.} All of the MMPH: PILLBOX MEGAZORD! WE ARE UNITED! SMG: Now we're talkin! Giant combining robot! SMG: wait a minute. doesn't that mean that we now have a crappy fandom (KOT is here again) KOT: Come on give me the giant mechanical sauce now Kamen Honstlar: Now's not the time for bad fan sauce, we gotta destroy this monster! Jiban: Then the episode can end? Kamen Honstlar: Sadly not, I will get in wacky college hijinks if it's the last thing I do! {The Megazord punches TCG.} Anger Stom: it is waffle thyme Pac-Gfd: oh sweet sauce king of town: did you say sauce? Anger Stom: um no... {the king of town eats stom} Anger Stom: crap SRMX12: let's do more college hijinx Pac-Gfd: but waffle thyme! Edited Video Greg: never mind that, we need to stop The Cleansing Geek from giving the king of town hot sauce TCG: too late. EVG: how did the rest of us get in our costumes Gfd: um the photo booth Homestar: you mean a boof Honstlar: get out of here Honstlar as Dave Lister: Lemme fix this. {Presses a button that fixes everything.} Kamen Honstlar: Now where were we? Oh yeah! {MMPR theme starts playing.} All: FINAL STRIKE! {The Pillbox Megazord fires a laser from its chest that causes TCG to fall down towards Mr. Dando} Dean Dando: I'll get you Mighty Morphin Crazy Kids!!! {The Monstrous Geek explodes while the normal Cleansing Geek flys back to the moonbase} TCG: I will have my revenge, Waddler. This I swear! {The Pillbox Megazord poses.} Kamen Honstlar: That's another one in the bag! French Narrator: Two Days Later... The New Dean: Thank you for catching that fraud and saving the town in the process, BODH! As a token of our gratitude, the probation has been lifted. All: Hooray! Honstlar: Let's go to class! {Cut to Math class. The gang are in the 4th row} The Teach: SOLVE FOR PI! SOLVE FOR PI! Piem'n: where? where? Gfd: How long have you been missing? Piem'n: I DON'T KNOW! {Slime happens.} Honstlar: This is so exciting! I'mma gonna get a degree! GFD: In what? Cutting Ones, or Giving Strong Bad A Dollar? EVG: I'm aiming for Business Abomination with a minor in The Lighter Side of Sports myself stom: it is be waffle thymes gfd: yay stom: also I am getting a degree in statistician make funs and stick hangings out EVG: Where do you get all these waffles, man? GFD: I'll be getting four diplomas in Staving it Off. SRMX12: Well, I'm double-majoring in Outdated Programming Languages and Wood-Davery! I'm a true intellectual academian! GFD: Yeah, and I'm a true intellectual macadamia! {Gfd turns into a macadamia nut} stom: now i'm a cashew Honstlar: I HE BE A WALNUT! {it happens} SRMX12: Whoa whoa whoa, you guys! Stop turning into nuts! This is all my fault! {Cut to the school nurses room} Honstlar: How were we able to do that Gfd: I don't know. {Looks at a clock} Gfd: Oh crap! We're late! SRMX12: He's right! We gotta get to the AV room to host the local TV station. Honstlar: Run! College Radio Guy: You're Wa-watching uhh...... {sounds of papers are heard} WCGN: The Eyes of Free Country. Now for the news. Honstlar: Halosche, I'm Honstlar Waddler here now with the news. GFD: Erm... d'we forget something? {Cut to Stom, still a cashew} STOM: Um... you guys? Honstlar: We'll fix it later. Local mascot Homestar Runner forgot to turn off his TV last night and for unknown reasons, the KOT happened. KOT: SAUCE!!!!! {Starts beating up Honstlar while yelling "SAUCE"} Honstlar: Why does this keep happening?!? Let's go over to Gfd with the sports thing. GFD: Recent controversy arose in the CGNU football leagues when they started taking Smarty Juice and proceeded to bend at the kne- Honstlar: Alright getting a little to close to home it's time for EVG's movie review. EVG: Thank you, my good sir. Just got done with Pom Pom's new quirky comedy "Home for Decemberween". It was a pile of rancid horse giblets with no comedy, no emotional standard, and the KOT's horrifying naked body and the next time I see that orange tweezhole again I'm installing a tetherball pole in the Pillmobile and I'm gonna go to town! I give "Home for Decemberween" a 1 out of 10. Now if you want to see a good D'ween movie, watch "The Thikkaman Rides Again" HONSTLAR: And now, traffic and weather, with newscarster... Stom: who GFD: HOLD IT I OBJECT. That was easily the worst Thnikaman movie. I mean, POOPSMITH as Thnikaman (Clip from movie appears with Poopsmith dressed as Thnikaman) GFD: But to be honest, Coach Z was a riot in that movie. Honstlar: CAN WE PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE NEWS?!?! EVG: Sheesh. Honstlar: As I was saying, and now the weather with SRMX12! SRMX12: Why thank you. SMRX: Unfortunately I have gone numb and cannot sense temperature SRMX12: Will somebody get rid of this deformed bootleg! And now the real weather! It's currently G degrees Celsius. GFD: And that is quite enough of that, now it is time for Stom's TV review. SMRX: OH, COME ON! Honstlar: Actually, the show for this week is a Netflix original, so we will preempty it in favour of Greg's web video review. SMRX: HOW MANY SEGMENTS DOES HE HAVE? GFD: I swear if this is on that show with the washed-up Clydesdale who needs Prozac- EVG: This week I will talk about Stranger Things. I know nothing about this show. At all. Both my parents hated it yet felt obliged to continue it since they liked the soundtrack. Not that awesome theme mind you, the preexisting songs we hear every Kingoftownforesaken weekend when we listen to the same old (Greg is heard continuing in background abrupt cut to outside of the studio where Stom is having a fit) Stom: PLEASE I beg you let me host this one! I know more about this show than his short temper ever could! {Honstlar opens the door.} Honstlar: Go crazy. Stom: Mouthbreather. {Stom speeds off} Honstlar: Did he just call me a mouthbreather?! GFD: Well, isn't it accurate? I mean, you have no nose... EVG: Not what that means. SMRX: I thought that lip thing was your nose stom: It is a marshmallow in the shape of a who and a hey GFD: I's always thought it was an exploding dolphin that splashed into your face and combusted into a space-bending atomic field, fusing into your chin, which was then covered in vanilla frosting while you were visiting a haunted cake factory. Honstlar: JUST REVIEW STRANGER THINGS ALREADY! EVG: Mmkay then. As I was saying... EVG (speaking at a tone and pace that would make Sanka Strong Sad crap himself) I PROPERLY WATCHED THIS SHOW AFTER MY MOM WENT TO BED AND BY ASSOCIATION SHUT HER GOB AND OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS THE FREAKIN BOOBS ITS SO GOOD THE USAGE OF MUSIC IS SO GOOD AND IT DOESNT BOMBARD YOU WITH REFERENCES TO 80S AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY AND ITS LIKE A KUBRICK MOVIE IN TERMS OF DETAILS A- Stom: Wait I thought I was taking over the segment for today Honstlar: Screw it! We're out of time anyway. Goodnight. Stom: OH COME ON! Narrator: Meanwhile... {We cut to Coach E talking to The Actual Dean about the sororitys} EVG: Wait can we say screw it? I mean the last time Strong Bad tried it... Dean: OK but warning...at this particular sorority you're killed at the end of each day Coach E: I'm pretty sure I can handle it. {thinking} I hope she's just joking! Dean: No we are not. You see, here at CGNU we bank our credibility on the policy if we just flat out admit the horrific crap going on here, you’ll be too shocked to properly negatively react as if you had discovered it on your own. Coach E: so as I was saying stom: waaaaaaaaaaaait coach e: yea bud? stom: it is waffle thymes gfd: yaaaay stom: I am also getting a degree in waffles TCG: hey you pom! stom: oh crap matt and mike(voice): dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuun THE CLEANSER GEEK: Just what are you doing? STOM: Erm... delivering waffles? It's my job. HONSTLAR: Dean is talking about a sorority that can get you killed, and you're giving out waffles? STOM: Half an hour had passed... GFD: Can't argue with that logic. It was waffle time. There's no delaying waffle time. EDITED VIDEO GREG: So, Cleanser... my old nemesis... we meet again. What are you doing on CGNU campus? THE CLEANSER GEEK: You know, boring business stuff. Now leave, all of you, I have to do paperwork or whatever. {The BODH leaves the room} THE CLEANSER GEEK: Hey, Dean! Have you been working on our plan? You know, killing the Helmet Club? DEAN: Yes, I was just telling them about that sorority. You know, the one where you're killed at the end of each day. THE CLEANSER GEEK: Excellent. Get them to join, and the Group of Hats will be no more! HONSTLAR: {walking in again} What did you just say? DEAN: {to TCG} I mean, I, uh, cough, don't know what you're talking about, person I don't know. THE CLEANSER GEEK: {to the BODH} Oh— oh man. Uh, nevermind, you guys. We weren't talking at all. I didn't say anything about anything about anything. GFD: Hold on a second... SRMX12: The plot thickens! GFD: You're supposed to be dead! TCG: Don't you get it, I'm indestructible! You just permanently destroyed my monster form! SMOKE BOMB! {Disappears.} DEAN: So, um, friends... what should we do now? Friendly, unsuspicious, regular-day things? GFD: Sounds good! Cleanser Geek: wait...you do realize a sorority is for girls? As in...this will only get rid of E? Dean: SON OF A - GFD: Where'd you come from? I thought you smoke bomb'd away. THE CLEANSER GEEK: Right, I just uh, well, er, grumblemumblePOOF! {disappears again} DEAN: So uh, hey, Coach E. Wanna go to a cool place? It's got... muffins! Coach E: Nope, now I know what's- {The Dean grabs Coachy and runs away.} Honstlar: Stop her! {The guys try to catch up.} Coach E: What the crap are you doing! Dean: Trust me, I don't want to kill you, I just want someone to talk to. {They all get in through a door to the Dean's secret room.} EVG: What is this? Honstlar: My gosh, it's full of anime. EVG: OH BOY! Lotsa rare cool Japanese logos on anime. Come on my amigo might could let’s get ripping SRMX12: This gal sure likes Power Rangers Honstlar: {In a snobby voice} I believe the correct term is "tokusatsu" Gfd: Look at all these action figures! EVG: It's like I've died and gone to Japanese Heaven. SS undefined Ah-nee-may! SB undefined It's called Japanimation! DEAN: Get outta here, you! So, as I was saying... EVG: how many rare logos are here DEAN: Er— 7,256. But that's not why we're here. Anyways... EVG: Wait, you like logos too? Dean: Does Goku love food? {Music starts playing.} Honstlar: {Singing} I can't see me lovin' nobody but you, for all my life! EVG: I don't think we've been properly introduced yet, I'm Greg. Dean: I could tell from your shirt. I'm Diana, but most people call me Dean. EVG: I like that nickname, it's cute. Honstlar: I think somebody is in love... EVG: Shut up! Honstlar: But I sang the song! EVG: Sorry about this, Dean. Dean: That's okay. Honstlar: I have an idea! Since you clearly have the hots for Greg, how would you like to join our secret club? Dean: Well seeing as how most of the time this college doesn't exist, I can agree to that! Honstlar: Great! Now for the initiation, KISSING EVG! EVG: Wait, what- {The two kiss.} Honstlar: You're in! EVG: Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina. {Cut to graduation.} Dean: -And that's the last of your degrees, Mr Waddler. Honstlar: I'm set for life! Dean: And with that, the school year is over! {Everyone throws their hats.} EVG: What do you say I walk you to the Pillmobile? Dean: I would be honor roll'd! {The BODH drives away. We then cut to an interior shot of the Moonbase where we see a mysterious silhouette.} Voice: I may have forgotten to actually take action and kill you, but trust me, Waddler... {The shadow reveals herself.} TCG: I'll get you someday. Grindolo: {Offscreen} Get back to cleaning the throne room! TCG: Yes, sir! {The End. FINALLY!}