Coach Z does a DIY/Coach Z makes a Tape-Staple-Paperclip Unicorn

The first episode of CZDADIY! Today, Coach Z makes a tape-staple-paperclip unicorn!

Transcript
{Theres a Joshow Show style intro with Coach Z making his name out of stuff.} Coach Z: {Voiceover} Hello, everybody, it's the Coach Z, and this is Coach Z does a DIY! Today featuring a couple kids that I have to babysit right now! Harriet: {Voiceover} I didn't want to do this. Julie: {Voiceover} DIYS! {''Transition to a camera facing Coach Z and Harriet. Harriet looks bored and unhappy.''} Coach Z: Hello to all the viewers. I'm Coach Z, and this kid is Harriet. {Harriet blows a raspberry.} Coach Z: And the kid wreaking havoc in the background is Julie. {Julie runs across the screen in the background, breaking stuff in the process.} Julie: {Screaming} HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Coach Z: So, this one time, somebody showed me this videro of a guy that made a T-Rex out of tape, staples, and forks as a DIY, so I was inspirationed to make my own! Harriet: This is a HORRIBLE idea. Coach Z: Whatever. So anyways... {''The camera switches to a top view. Coach Z brings out a beige roll tape.''} Coach Z: {Voiceover} So today we're making a unicorn. Everyone likes unicorns. Harriet: {Voiceover} Whatever, old guy that Mitch made us stay with when he does something for a while. {Coach Z goes to town on the tape roll and makes it into a horse shape.} Coach Z: {Voiceover} So first you get a bunch of tape and shape it into a little horsejearb. Harriet: {Voiceover} That looks like garbage! Coach Z: {Voiceover} No, it looks like a horsejorb! So anyways, next, you give it a lucious mane and tail. {Coach Z makes a staple line as a mane and tail.} Harriet: {voiceover} That looks like a tetanus sandwich. Coach Z: {voiceover} What the? Julie: {Voiceover, screaming} THAT LOOKS LIKE TRASH! Coach Z: {Voiceover} Anyways, that last step is to make a paperclip into a horn! {He makes the horn.} Coach Z: {Voiceover} And now you done! Harriet: {Voiceover} G-A-R-B-A-G-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. {Switch to facing them.} Coach Z: So anyways, that's it everyone! See you next time! Harriet: I wanna leave. Goodbye. {Harriet runs away, grabbing Julie's arm.}

Trivia

 * Coach Z is referencing the Joshow Show at the beginning.