Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Interuniversal Expedition

{Open on a shot of an old-timey radio. As the announcer talks, cartoon lightning bolts fly out of the speakers.} ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Good news, littlest tiniest babies and full-grown babies! It's time once again for the zany shenanigans of the Olde-Fashioned Brethrenhood of Assorted Dissimilar Headgear-Wear! {Cut to an Old-Timey black void with Delicious "Bag" in the center} ANNOUNCER: Partially sponsored and endorsed by the Delicious "Bag" Corporation, Incorporated, Trademarked, LLC, Comma, Comma, Period! DELICIOUS "BAG": {the words appear at the bottom of the screen in quotation marks as he says them} You may never find a more delicious bag than Delicious "Bag"! {a "ding" is heard as a "TM" is added to the end of the text} {Iris wipe to a title shot of each character as the announcer introduces them. The audience makes unenthusiastic "meh" sounds after each one.} ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Starring, Ruthless Dictator The Honstlar Waddler! Loyal Comptroller Sir Unpronouncablesworthingson! Regal Administratorian of Sorts... {Old-Timey SRMX12 appears} eh, this guy! Head Incanonical Fiction Laureate Lady Erin Locomotive! Editorial Director-in-Chief and Arts-and-Crafts Enthusiast Collage Gregory! Flapjack Out-Giver... {Old-Timey Stom appears} erm, I'll get back to that one. Superior Officer of Methodical Human-Make... {Old-Timey Rabite appears} jeez, these names are hard to remember! This week, we'll be joining our favorite band of headwear-havers in their latest animated picture: Interuniversal Expedition! {A title card for the toon appears, with the title at the top, a picture of each OFBADHW member around a cardboard box in the center, and "Shamelessly Ripping Off Sir Bernardoriam Chimendez's Hard Work" at the bottom. Open to Fat Dudley's basementorium, where the OFBADHW members are sitting around a desk.} SIR UNPRONOUNCABLESWORTHINGSON: {speaking quickly} I say there, fellow chaps! Heartily salutations to all! Now I may ask of you, my brothers and brethrens, what humorous shenanigans should we get ourselves into today? THE HONSTLAR WADDLER: I found this peculiar contraption on the street! {holds up a cardboard box} It appears to be some sort of a new-fangled projector device crammed inside of a small but ridiculously luxurious kitchenette! What say we give it a try? Collage Gregory: How does it work?