Choice Game Center

{Strong Sad, wearing a Fluffy Puff Marshmallows t-shirt, is playing video games on the Super FunMachine}

ANNOUNCER: Tired of terrible video games? Well, come to Choice Game Center, the video game store offering you the chance to purchase a great video game, or your next great role playing game. It's the start of your next adventure. Right now, thanks to STRONG SAD!

[The Super FunMachine theme music plays]

STRONG SAD: Okay, make your selection. Okay, make your selection. This is your Super Fun Machine. This is how you get a cheat code.

ANNOUNCER: Our consoles have a 50-day warranty! If unsatisfied please return console for a full refund. And the hottest new games! TROGDOR, Stinkoman 20X6, and more! So yeah, go to Choice Game Center!

STRONG SAD: We have a ton of games that are free! And you can spend hours playing on your favorite game console. Ooh, high score.

ANNOUNCER: Located just off I-20, next to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY.