TGS vs. TGS?

Aka TFWD/5 Part 1 and 2 written by A. Chimendez

Part 1

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad Plus The Fish Was Delish Progrum! The crossover no one asked for! Cheerleader! So and So! What’s Her Face! The Ugly One! The Fish! Side Kick! Teen Girl Squad is brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by...

THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY.

CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts.

FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for iced water than tea.

FOUNDER: His blood drains to life energy.

KING HAT: My conscience is very clear.

KING HAT: His greedy heart must make compromise his deepest.

MARC MURPHY: Mr. Hidea Hideo! Are you wearing black? We find that... what?

THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs!

STRONG BAD: And by the following; CampusSafety.org, Mount Ridesplace USA, Crazy Go Nuts University, Freshley's, The Pizz, and Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry.

STRONG BAD: This is The Fish.

STRONG BAD: He accidentally escaped from the sea and started becoming a crime fighter.

STRONG BAD: His sworn enemy is the Quite A Dish gang, who want to capture and eat him as seafood.

STRONG BAD: He has several enemies as well.

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals! We’re gonna look SO GOOD! But what’s this in the mail? Gasp! You’ve been invited to a episode screening of Teen Guy Squad by Divine Comedy, which was created because we hate Homestar Runner!

WHAT’S HER FACE: ಠ_ಠ

CHEERLEADER: What’s the word, coven?

THE UGLY ONE: Black genocide.

CHEERLEADER: Stop joking!

SO AND SO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE TEEN BOY-I MEAN GUY SQUAD!

CHEERLEADER: The black comedy joke is a joke, Mr. Frowny-Face. This is a pop. Who are you talking to? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face, don't you know that everyone knows that.


 * LATER IN THE THEATER*

WHAT’S HER FACE: I think I have a chance with these guys.

SO AND SO: I prefer Dad’s Garage and Studio C.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: Teen Guy Squad! Yellleader! Such and Such! What’s His Face! The Hairy One! Animated by James "Big Dawg" Gibson of BYU’s Divine Comedy!

CHEERLEADER: WHAT?! Please don’t tell me that’s not James Gibson-Aaaaahhhh!!! It is James Gibson of the Divine Comedy troupe, and he can’t animate!

YELLLEADER: Alright! We’re going to the barber to exterminate The Hairy One's mullet!

THE HAIRY ONE: My mullet?! I have a crush on every girl.

CHEERLEADER: We told you! Oh, wait it’s not.

SUCH AND SUCH: ?????

WHAT’S HIS FACE: Heh, I thought so.

SUCH AND SUCH: ?????

CHEERLEADER: But, how are you here if we're not here?

MORGAN: Gotta go!

CHEERLEADER: Lemme read.

1:58 NOW PLAYING Teen Guy Squad #1

Divine Comedy • 18K views 7 years ago The Teen Guy Squad heads to the barber to exterminate The Hairy One's mullet. Written by Adam Berg Animated by James Gibson Featuring: Kenneth Baldwin, James Gibson, Jason Gray, Stephen Meek, an...

2:20 NOW PLAYING Teen Guy Squad #2

Divine Comedy • 16K views 7 years ago The Teen Guy Squad is back and hungry for pie! Yell Leader drags the group to a pie eating contest only to be confronted by an old rival. Written by Adam Berg Animated by James Gibson Featuring: ...

2:06 NOW PLAYING Teen Guy Squad #3

Divine Comedy • 7.3K views 5 years ago Come to our BEST OF Show this weekend! Dec. 5th & 6th! More details at http://www.byudivinecomedy.com/ The Teen Guy Squad heads to the zoo! Koala craziness! Written by Adam Berg Animated by James...

SO AND SO: Shut up! And Such and Such should get ARROWED soon!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: WATERMELON AMBUSH!

WHAT’S HER FACE: ಠ_ಠ

HALLOWEEN WEEKEND: INT. JACK'S FLAT ‹‼️

(Jack's own bedroom, with two televisions. The first is on a boom box. There is a copy of the game with Jack still playing on it.)

JACK: MM, JOEL, I'M NOT READY!

Jack: What?

THE HAIRY ONE: Stop it!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: IT’S OVER!

CHEERLEADER: That was terrible.

SO AND SO: Speaking of terrible, They gave me this terrible soap box derby car!

THE UGLY ONE: Your car looks like the HONKSTORM.

THE UGLY ONE: I ’finally’ showed you!

CHEERLEADER: Welcome to the south, The Ugly One.

SO AND SO: Why can't you go back to storv.com, you criminal?

CHEERLEADER: He uses my website for kids!

SO AND SO: Cheerleader.com! Pretty cool if you ask me!

YELLLEADER: Yellleader.com was created first!

CHEERLEADER: No!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Watermelon’d!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My eyeballs! I can't even see! I can't even see where I am!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Uh-oh. It's over.

THE UGLY ONE: Oh.

THE UGLY ONE: OH.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT’S NOT OVER!

WHAT’S HER FACE: !!!!!!!!!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ...It's over.

WHAT'S HER FACE: ...It's over.

THE UGLY ONE: What a nightmare.....

CHEERLEADER: Wake up! I have a surprise for you!

SO AND SO: It’s The Fish and Side Kick from The Fish Was Delish Progrum!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: The Fish is evidently employed in fighting crime.

CHEERLEADER: He and Sidey can help!

THE UGLY ONE: No thanks. I’m sick.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It’s o-To be continued!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad is brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by...

THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY.

CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts.

FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for... what?

THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs!

STRONG BAD: And by the following; CampusSafety.org, Mount Ridesplace USA, Crazy Go Nuts University, Freshley's, The Pizz, and Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry.

Fish/Cheerleader Studios

A CGNU Company

WSBD

Productions

Copyright 1999

Part 2

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad Plus The Fish Was Delish Progrum! The crossover no one asked for! Cheerleader! So and So! What’s Her Face! The Ugly One! The Fish! Side Kick! Teen Girl Squad is brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by...

THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY.

CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts.

FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for iced water than tea.

FOUNDER: His blood drains to life energy.

KING HAT: My conscience is very clear.

KING HAT: His greedy heart must make compromise his deepest.

MARC MURPHY: Mr. Hidea Hideo! Are you wearing black? We find that... what?

THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs!

STRONG BAD: And by the following; CampusSafety.org, Mount Ridesplace USA, Crazy Go Nuts University, Freshley's, The Pizz, and Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry.

STRONG BAD: This is The Fish.

STRONG BAD: He accidentally escaped from the sea and started becoming a crime fighter.

STRONG BAD: His sworn enemy is the Quite A Dish gang, who want to capture and eat him as seafood.

STRONG BAD: He has several enemies as well.

CHEERLEADER: Lets go everyone!

YELLLEADER: Pie in your face! Baby Yodalicious!

SO AND SO: Provo Utah Girls Let’s Go!

WHAT’S HER FACE: They may have more brains.

THE FISH: No pie for you, Such and Such!

WHAT’S HER FACE: The Iowa Buzzcuts?

THE FISH: No pot for you, Such and Such!

THE FISH: No sandwich for you, Such and Such!

WHAT’S HER FACE: The Boston Globe?

THE FISH: No pie for you, Such and Such!

THE FISH: No sandwich for you, Such and Such!

WHAT’S HER FACE: The annual Bingo to Biddle?

SIDE KICK: Oh shut up.

WHAT’S HER FACE: No, you shut up!

CHEERLEADER: Now we have to break into the Divine Comedy show in our school!

TOMPKINS: Of course, we're going to stop him from reading from the Cantabile.

CHEERLEADER: I don't care if we put him in jail!

TOMPKINS: That's not all. We need to stop you, Teen Guy Squad!!

SO AND SO: Was that cool?

CHEERLEADER: Such and Such doesn't talk to anyone.

TOMPKINS: So we catch him talking to himself in our school. (chuckles)

WHAT’S HER FACE: First things first, let's get this guy out of here.

CHEERLEADER: Go get him! Go, What’s Her Face!

THE UGLY ONE: If he goes back in, the next member of Teen Guy Squad will die.

CHEERLEADER: Hmph! There are always someone to turn to if you're stuck.

WHAT’S HER FACE: And that someone is me!

CHEERLEADER: Thank you, Ms. Ugly One.

THE UGLY ONE: Tell me how you saved her.

SO AND SO: I went inside, and I'm here again! But what icky do I have in my hand? A simple sketchbook.

THE UGLY ONE: This is a book of drawings?

SO AND SO: I wrote and drew this book just for you.

THE UGLY ONE: And your style reminds me of my parents. And that person standing next to you—

SO AND SO: That's my mom.

THE UGLY ONE: And Let’s go!

SUCH AND SUCH: ?????????

CHEERLEADER: The Fish and Side Kick left!

THE UGLY ONE: Just runnin' through those woods!

SUCH AND SUCH: ?????

CHEERLEADER: We see a road-worthy landing craft appear from the woods.

THE UGLY ONE: And now we see the Jules Verne-type airplane fly off the landing craft in the distance!

THE UGLY ONE: And the little kids are waiting for their grandparents' armchair passengers!

SCI-FI GREG: I heard the Teen Guy Squad are robots by Divine Comedy.

CHEERLEADER: Wait, they’re a comedy troupe and a robot manufacturer?

SUCH AND SUCH: What? My voice actor also “animates” this crap?

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Super Action Kinnikuman‬. This show was cancelled when a dude in a plastic mask he purchased online went on a rampage with a sword and broke all the cutting boards off the hallways.

CHEERLEADER AND YELLLEADER: Two old rivals!

SCI-FI GREG: A huge bucket of water! Let’s pour it on!

EVERY TEEN GUY SQUAD MEMBER: (speak gibberish)

Anvils crush on every teen Girl Squad member.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It’s over!