The Homestar Runner Movie: YOUR Edition!/2

{Strong Bad, who was sleeping on the orange couch in the basement, wakes up}

STRONG BAD: Ohhhh... ow! Why do I always sleep on top of&mdash; ow! &mdash;the remote? That's the&mdash; ow! &mdash;8th day in a row I slept on the...

STRONG SAD: {interrupting Strong Bad} Strong Bad! The Bank Headquarters have been robbed! All of the money! Has been stolen! By... somebody!

STRONG BAD: What? All of it? But... I thought we only stole half of the money!

STRONG SAD: What? You stole money from the Bank Headquarters?

STRONG BAD: What? Yes... I mean, um, NO! NO! Absolutely one thousand percent no!

STRONG SAD: What?

STRONG BAD: Um... I gotta go! Bye! {runs off screen}

{Cut to Strong Bad running into Strong Badia while the Cheat bounces around in a tire}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat! Someone stole the other half of the money we stole!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute... Homeschool was there... hmmmm....

{Flashback transition into Strong Bad typing at his Lappier}

STRONG BAD: ...And that's why I don't have an answering machine like Marzipan does, Georgie.

{Homeschool enters from the right}

HOMESCHOOL: I'm not here right now, don't leave a message! Pwooooo...

{Homeschool drifts out of the room}

STRONG BAD: Huh. What a creep.

''{Flashback ends. Cut to Strong Bad walking to his computer room.}''

STRONG BAD: Well, gotta go check my email. {typing} Dear Strong Bad, can you type without boxing gloves on?

{awkward silence}

STRONG BAD: Wait. Am I doing something wrong here? Maybe I am. Lap-ay-er, tell me what's the problem?

{screen switches to a blue screen with an error message: "Sbeb Mall Error #9252.1: One does not check his self-written SBEmail!}

STRONG BAD: Oh. Well, at this point, I think I broke the SBEmail time continuum. If that's even a thing, that is. Wait. I REMEMBER NOW! HALF OUR MONEY IS GONE!! {hits self} Stop getting distracted, dumbo. Sorry Lippy Lappy, I gotta run!

''{Strong Bad zooms out of the room. The screen stays at his room for a second, with the Lappier displaying another error message: "Dosh Transaction Error: You tried."}''

{Cut to Strong Bad at Homestar's house.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar! Someone stole the rest of the money!

HOMESTAR: Oh noes! What are we gonna do?!