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Hpemail #1 The Horrible Painting Horrorguy answers his first email!

Page Title: Dusty 300

Running Time: 0:49

Date:
 * New Version: January 6, 2012
 * Old Version: December 28, 2011

Script
HP: Okay, this is awesome! Okay, Mr. Table with nothing on top of it, Get ready to be turned into...Mr. The table with a computer on top! {puts computer on top of table} DWAYNE!

GOBLIN: Good job, Horrorguy!

HP: Stop calling me that. I mean, DON'T stop calling me that. Please.

GOBLIN: Yes, sir!

HP: Who bought this compy anyway?

GOBLIN: Me.

CUS: {growls}

GOBLIN: And Cus.

CUS: {smiles and winks}

HP: {types} horrible_email.exe

HP: {after reading "Horrorguy" he says...} Why thank you! {After reading "y'all"} Um...no, you're supposed to say "you", not "y'all", ya'll know...I'M the only one who goes around saying "Come on in heeeeeere!", and y'all means "you all", so... {After reading "comeon" he says...} Where's your spacebar? Looks like you ignore it! {after reading "Standing right behind you", He looks behind him and sees the Goblin.} Woah! The Goblin! You wrote this Hpemail?

GOBLIN: I sure did, Mr. H and P!

HP: Call me Horrorguy.

GOBLIN: Sorry.

HP: {sings} Weeeeeeell... {stops singing} I want people to come on in heeeeeeere! I get lonely. AND I should really get a The Paper. Yeah.

Inside References

 * HP saying "DWAYNE!" is a reference to shapeshifter.
 * HP saying "Weeeeeeeell..." is a reference to different town.