Homestar Runner Finds 20 Dollars

{Open on Homestar Runner walking through the field when he crashes into a giant solid pure gold pole and falls on his pale white keister}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow! What in...

{Homestar gets up and looks at the pole}

HOMESTAR: Whewed this come fwom? Oh well!

''{Homestar kicks the giant gold pole away... somehow... revealing a pristine 20 dollar bill on the ground where it previously stood}''

HOMESTAR: Stupid Gowd Powe... Ooh! looks like I found a-twenty bucks!

''{Homestar picks up the 20 dollars. Close up on him holding the it}''

HOMESTAR: I wonder what I can buy with this... Like maybe some candy, oh a classic video game, oh a classic Boawd game, ow maybe several peanuts!

''{Homestar wanders off, listing more things he can buy with 20 dollars. Fade to a black screen saying "Two Hours Later or something, I lost my watch" Fade back in on the same scene, enter Strong bad and the cheat}''

STRONG BAD: And here we... What? Where'd our gold pole covering a 20 dollar bill go? The cheat, did you get rid of that worthless gold and sneak off with the 20 bucks?

THE CHEAT: {Accusatory The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Me!? I would never cheat you out of that sweet 20 moneys action! We gotta find out who stole our completely secure money! Let's see if Bubs knows what happened.

''{Cut the The Cheat and SB and Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is there, of course}''

STRONG BAD: Bubs! Has anyone come down here with a well pressed 20 dollars bill in the last 2 hours or something?

BUBS: Homestar brought this one a while ago.

{Bubs pulls out a 20 dollar bill}

STRONG BAD: Aw crap! What did he buy?

BUBS: I believe that falls under doctor patient privilege.

STRONG BAD: Doctor patient... Are you selling Homestar drugs!?

BUBS: What kind of illegal operation do you think I'm running here!?

STRONG BAD: That doesn't really answer my question...

BUBS: Get out of my shop!

{cut to a wider shot of Bubs' Stand, clearly showing there is not way for SB to be in the stand}

STRONG BAD: Ummm....

BUBS: Get away from my shop!

{cut to Homestar holding a bag of pennies, Strong Bad and The Cheat are walking onto the scene}

HOMESTAR: Best twenty bucks I ever spent!

STRONG BAD: Alright, Homestar, what did you do with my 20 bucks!

HOMESTAR: Youw twenty bucks!? Aw man... well I guess your in wuck because I bought a hundo pennies with it. Who knew a twenty couwd buy a hundwed of somethin'? You can have them I guess...

{Homestar hands SB the bag of pennies and leaves, The Cheat goes looking through the pennies}

STRONG BAD: A hundred pennies? Aw man... That's like a couple bucks at the most! Wait a minute... maybe their like those really old pennies that are worth a jillion! To the internet, The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises that indicate a blunt statement}

STRONG BAD: They're fake!? Let me see that...

{SB takes a penny a from the cheat}'

STRONG BAD: Twenty S-teen? Aw man, Bubs indirectly ripped us off! {Saddened} Come on The Cheat, let's go throw these in a wishing well, Maybe the well won't know the difference and we'll get 20 bucks.

{The end}