Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Characters/The King of Town

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The KOT can be gotten at the beginning of the game. He's the best character in the game!(Not!)


 * CLASS: Joker


 * WEAPON: Crown/Cannon


 * STRONG POINTS: Something good happens at his level 25, 50, 75, and 100


 *  WEAK POINTS: You've gotta be kidding me; read on

Starting Stats

 * HP: 5
 * Attack: 1
 * Defense: -5
 * Strength: .5
 * Agility: .001
 * Luck: -50
 * Charm: You're kidding, right?
 * MP: 1
 * Evasion: 0


 * Normal Attacks:
 * No Weapon: Kingie does a pathetic attack.
 * Crown Equipped: Kingie pathetically hurts the enemy.
 * Cannon Equipped: This is the only thing that actually does damage! There are two, the Atomic, and the Royal. At level 65, he can do massive damage.
 * Field Ability: Does a pathetic jump. Believe it or not, this does something useful...
 * Special Abilities:
 * Gluttonous king: 1MP (Eats something that multiplies his attack by (Level, ie 5=1.05, at 65, he multiplies it by two!)

Later Learns

 * My life is a joke...: 50MP(Kingie get hurt, but another character gets another turn).
 * I rule the SCHOOL!:700MP (Kingie does either 10000 damage, or 1 damage with the attack*).

Acquiring the KOT
At any point that you are in FCUSA, find the Poopsmith and talk to him around 35 times to make him leave, then search his pile to earn a map into the castles secret keep. Then, you must fight Broken Mirrors, which are enemies in Twisted realities. After you get through the puzzle littered caverns, you find him in a throne room. Beat the Poopsmith, to gain Kingie

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