TGS vs. TGS?/Part One

Aka TFWD/5 Part 1 written by A. Chimendez NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad Plus The Fish Was Delish Progrum! The crossover no one asked for! Cheerleader! So and So! What’s Her Face! The Ugly One! The Fish! Side Kick! Teen Girl Squad is brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by... THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY. CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts. FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for iced water than tea. FOUNDER: His blood drains to life energy. KING HAT: My conscience is very clear. KING HAT: His greedy heart must make compromise his deepest. MARC MURPHY: Mr. Hidea Hideo! Are you wearing black? We find that... what? THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs! STRONG BAD: And by the following; CampusSafety.org, Mount Ridesplace USA, Crazy Go Nuts University, Freshley's, The Pizz, and Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry. STRONG BAD: This is The Fish. STRONG BAD: He accidentally escaped from the sea and started becoming a crime fighter. STRONG BAD: His sworn enemy is the Quite A Dish gang, who want to capture and eat him as seafood. STRONG BAD: He has several enemies as well. CHEERLEADER: Hey gals! We’re gonna look SO GOOD! But what’s this in the mail? Gasp! You’ve been invited to a episode screening of Teen Guy Squad by Divine Comedy, which was created because we hate Homestar Runner! WHAT’S HER FACE: ಠ_ಠ CHEERLEADER: What’s the word, coven? THE UGLY ONE: Black genocide. CHEERLEADER: Stop joking! SO AND SO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE TEEN BOY-I MEAN GUY SQUAD! CHEERLEADER: The black comedy joke is a joke, Mr. Frowny-Face. This is a pop. Who are you talking to? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face, don't you know that everyone knows that. LATER IN THE THEATER* WHAT’S HER FACE: I think I have a chance with these guys. SO AND SO: I prefer Dad’s Garage. NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: Teen Guy Squad! Yellleader! Such and Such! What’s His Face! The Hairy One! Animated by James "Big Dawg" Gibson of BYU’s Divine Comedy! CHEERLEADER: WHAT?! Please don’t tell me that’s not James Gibson-Aaaaahhhh!!! It is James Gibson of the Divine Comedy troupe, and he can’t animate! YELLLEADER: Alright! We’re going to the barber to exterminate The Hairy One's mullet! THE HAIRY ONE: My mullet?! God gave me that mullet btw. CHEERLEADER: We told you it was a Christian comic! Oh, wait it’s not. SUCH AND SUCH: ????? WHAT’S HIS FACE: Heh, I thought so. SUCH AND SUCH: ????? CHEERLEADER: But, how are you here if we're not here? MORGAN: Gotta go! MORGAN: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEERRYOUCHIE‘d! MORGAN: OH MY GOD! MORGAN: Â¢£¥¦♫ Freeganic, we got freeganic! MORGAN: Â¢¥¦♫ ‎freeganic‼️ MORGAN: Â¢¥¦♫ Get it now, please! MORGAN: GUARDIAN: ‹‼️ CHEERLEADER: Shut up! And Such and Such should get ARROWED soon! NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: WATERMELON AMBUSH! WHAT’S HER FACE: ಠ_ಠ HALLOWEEN WEEKEND: INT. JACK'S FLAT ‹‼️ (Jack's own bedroom, with two televisions. The first is on a boom box. There is a copy of the game with Jack still playing on it.) JACK: MM, JOEL, I'M NOT READY! Jack: What? THE HAIRY ONE: Stop it! NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: IT’S OVER! CHEERLEADER: That was terrible. SO AND SO: Speaking of terrible, They gave me this terrible soap box derby car! THE UGLY ONE: Your car looks like the HONKSTORM. THE UGLY ONE: I ’finally’ showed you! CHEERLEADER: Welcome to the south, The Ugly One. SO AND SO: Why can't you go back to storv.com, you criminal? CHEERLEADER: He uses my website for kids! SO AND SO: Cheerleader.com! Pretty cool if you ask me! YELLLEADER: Yellleader.com was created first! CHEERLEADER: No! NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Watermelon’d! THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My eyeballs! I can't even see! I can't even see where I am! NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Uh-oh. It's over. THE UGLY ONE: Oh. THE UGLY ONE: OH. NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT’S NOT OVER! WHAT’S HER FACE: !!!!!!!!! NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ...It's over. WHAT'S HER FACE: ...It's over. THE UGLY ONE: What a nightmare..... CHEERLEADER: Wake up! I have a surprise for you! SO AND SO: It’s The Fish and Side Kick from The Fish Was Delish Progrum! NARRATOR STRONG BAD: The Fish is evidently employed in fighting crime. CHEERLEADER: He and Sidey can help! THE UGLY ONE: No thanks. I’m sick. NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It’s o-To be continued! NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad is brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by... THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY. CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts. FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for... what? THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs! STRONG BAD: And by the following; CampusSafety.org, Mount Ridesplace USA, Crazy Go Nuts University, Freshley's, The Pizz, and Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry. Fish/Cheerleader Studios A CGNU Company WSBD Productions Copyright 1999