Coach Zmails/15

COACH Z: Hi, I'm Coach Z. I'm here to tell you perple that this Coach Zmail is sponsored by the new woire-less ear-bids called the Maycons, personally backed by yours truly. They snug nicely into your ear, giving you amazing noise isolation, have vastly superior sound quehlity compared to other off-brand ear-bids of this type, their betorry lasts 7 hours, which can be charged up to 4 times in their carrying case, and they're quite affordable! And it's really useful for phones that don't have headphone jacks. Check out this satisfayed customer!

BUBS: I've been using Coach Z's earbuds for quite some time. They're amazing! They're really nifty to use, especially when you want to listen to some jammin' tunes while you're cleaning up your own consession stand!

COACH Z: The Maycon ear-bids also come in a varaety of colors, like Coach Z Green, Homsar Blue, and Italian Same. So what are you waiting for? Go on the Internet and order some Maycon ear-bids today!

BUBS: Stick around until the end of the zmail, and Coach Z will give you a code for 10% off your order!

COACH Z: Emails upon emails upon emails is whort I have! You want it just to forght for but you still don't know the horp!

COACH Z: Whort kind of boots do I wear? Well, Maerndy, the kind I wears is lorky boots. Where do I wear them? Well, I mainly wears them at...

{Cut to a sign that reads "Discount Alligator, Total Deals For Less".}

COACH Z: {voiceover} Thrift staeres that call thormsorvles discount stores.

WEST IS LIP: {singing} She partied without dancing. She partied with my heart. She partied without dancing. She partied with my heart.

STRONG BAD: Looking for a new axe to replace my crappy old one, so I can bring it to BATTLE AXE LESSONS AT MONTY GYM, with my teacher Dolph Hauldhagen, The Instruc-TOR!

COACH Z: I'm also looking for two new damp towels for stuffing my boots. And I haerpe you do a great jorb at battle axing tonight.

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Great news! We have an app now! The app is called Discount Alligator Deal Hunter, and you can download it on the Tandy App Store and Corny Play! Visit our website also, too.

{Cut to a sign that reads "Double G, Healthy Real Estate Seminar".}

COACH Z: {voiceover} I also wear them at real estorte seminars. You know, the kind that are so baering that you need a damp towel.

MARZIPAN: And this little apartment is up for sale for only $250,000!

COACH Z: Baaaeeeerrriiinggg! Can I lorve now?

MARZIPAN: Oh! Also, too, we are teaming up with Senor Cardgage Mortgage to save 60% off of houses with high rates!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Dump tell no mondy, but Monteljohn is using pressed bunson for her pencils!

COACH Z: So dere you have it Mondy. That's why I always wear leaky boots to thrift staeres and real estorte seminars. Don't you wish you could too? Also, the code for the Maycons is COACHZMAILS.

{The Coach Zaper comes down.}

Easter Eggs
 LIMO Z EEN Zeenin' Into The Night: The Movie  '''Larry, Mary, Gary, and Perry are ready for their first full-length adventure. Time for zeening.'''
 * Click on the DVD Strong Bad is holding to take a closer look.
 * Also, click on the DVD to see an ad for the Match Movie Events limited theatrical screening of Limozeen: The ZITN Movie and Zeenin' Across the Country.

ANNOUNCER: Limozeen fans, treat yourself when Limozeen: The Zeenin’ Into The Night Movie comes back to the big screen in movie theaters nationwide!

LARRY PALARONCINI: But we're not done just yet!

ANNOUNCER: You’ll also be treated to the big screen debut of the concert film Zeenin' Across The Country, and three classic ZITN episodes from the first three seasons!

LIMOZEEN: Heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, because it's midnite!

ANNOUNCER: Tickets are available on sale on MatchMovieEvents dot com.

Del '''Shut up! I'm a card carrying delorthead ones pref: not so cold one fav coach z song: rap song current status: taking battle axeing lessons member since: cheesecake
 * Click on "Delortheads“ to see a Delortheads members card.

Fun Facts
Coach Z's email intro is a reference to the song "Buggin' Out" by A Tribe Called Quest featured on their album The Low End Theory.