Homestar Runner Online?/houses/marshie

Marshie's house.

Transcript
''{You slowly open the door a crack and the lights are off}

{Marshie jumps out from behind the door and the lights turn on}''

Marshie:BOO! WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!!!! COME IN AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE!! COACH Z: AAAAH! BOBBO: Yikes! That...um...uh...bye! {Coach Z leaves} HOMESTAR: Hi Marshmallow Man! {Homestar runs inside Marshie's house} Marshie:Whats up? Do you want some Mayo? (It's made from the best stuff!) HOMESTAR: Yes! Yes I dooooooo! BOBBO: I don't, you creepy crazy marshmallow! You creep me out. Seriously. Marshie: Here ya go ol' chap! Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite! (Or something to that effect!) HOMESTAR: Thanks, Mushroom Man! BOBBO: Wait. Bedbugs bite? STRONG BAD: Don't worry, Bobbo. At least it's not Gel-Arshie. {shudders}