If Some Type of Online Auction Was On Summer Break

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STRONG BAD: If Some Type of Online Auction was on summer break, it would be like this. Starring Strong Sad as Some Type of Online Auction! STOA for short.

STOA: I have to deliver these autographed DVDs of FruitStories for Strong Mad!

STRONG MAD: STILL WAITING FOR THE ORDER!

STRONG BAD: This isn't enough? What else are you gonna do?

STOA: Uh-huh! I can take these to Mount Ridesplace USA to get autographs!

STRONG BAD: That's... better than getting autographs?

STRONG MAD: DON'T DELIVER!

STRONG BAD: Listen, Strong Mad, you gotta give me one good reason why we can’t deliver the FruitStories DVD.

STRONG MAD: I THINK YOU WERE FORGING THE AUTOGRAPH!

STRONG BAD: Listen, STOA is falling down like a rodeo clown!

STOA: Is this just an auction by Homsar’s mother or what?

STRONG BAD: It isn't just an auction. All items are autographed by Uncle Si Robertson, the breakout star of Duck Dynasty. Plus, all proceeds benefit Homsar’s Trendy Medical Fund and the poor orphanage he lives in.

STOA: Really, I'd like to take my cousin’s shirt off.

STRONG BAD: Nice. If you'd like, there's a donation box where you can pick up that shirt.

(STOA shrugs.)

STRONG BAD: Why did-

STRONG MAD: SHUT UP!

STRONG BAD: It’s over!

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