Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Cooking

Welcome
Welcome! I am the old Chef Karinake, proud owner of the Qhagur Biannual Feast Restaurant! I am here to tell you today about cooking, and what to do...and what NOT to do!

Recipes?

 * With the right items and a recipe, you can make a lot of items! Some are better than others, and some can only be used by being sold at a shop. Some come out as utter crap. If you don't mess up completely, it will come out as a less powerful version. Cooking consists of picking the right ingredients, using the right materials, and doing special things included in the recipe.

Sub-Recipe Index

 * The basic essentials to building more sophisticated recipes.

Recipe Index
Spicy Melonade Ingredients: Red Radish, Rain Chili, Melon Materials: Brewing Pot, Blender Instructions: Put the Melon into the blender. Take the melonade and dump it in the brewing pot, and add the red radish and the rain chili as you stir. Effect: Heals 300 HP. A mistake yields a Kind of Spicy Melonade, which heals 50 HP.

Diaper Pie Ingredients: Pinecone, Straw, Seasoning Materials: Stove Instructions: Put the pinecone in the stove. Heat it while sprinkling seasoning on it. Take it out and add a straw. Effect: Heals 150 HP. A mistake yields a Seasoned Pinecone, which heals 10 HP.

Pre-Tend Ice Cream Ingredients: Sour Cream, Cheat Hair Materials: Bowl, Mixer, Nitrogen Gun (Level I) Instructions: Mix the sour cream and the Cheat hair in the bowl with a mixer, then shoot it with the Nitrogen Gun five times. It will sizzle and you will have some Pre-Tend Ice Cream! Effect: Deals 50 ICE damage to a foe. A mistake yields a Cold Joke, which deals 30 ICE damage to a foe.

The Chekt Ingredients: Uncooked The Chekt, Salt, Pancake (x20), Parmesean (Opt.), Garlic (Opt.) Materials: Mixer, Bowl, Oven, Nitrogen Gun (Level II, Opt.) Instructions: Cook your The Chekt for 29-31 seconds, and it will be golden brown. Sprinkle the salt to add flavoring, and cover it in 40 mixed pancakes in a bowl. Alt. Instructions: After completing the above, when it asks you "Are you done?" click NO! Shoot it with a Level II Nitrogen Gun to get an Ice Chekt. Alt. Instructions: When mixing the pancakes, add in parmesean and garlic to get a Garlic Chekt. Effect: Heals 170 HP. A mistake yields an Undercooked/Overcooked The Chekt, which heals 60 HP. Ice Chekt heals 400 HP but freezes the user. Garlic Chekt heals 300 HP but confuses the user.

Fluffy Puff Schmorz Ingredients: Fluffy Puff Marshallow, Chocobar, Graham Cracklies (x2) Materials: Brewing Pot Instructions: Stack the Chocobar on top of the Fluffy Puff Marshmallow, then smush the Graham Cracklies on both sides. Put in Brewing Pot (how silly) for FIVE SECONDS, then take it out. Effect: Adds 10 DEFENSE. A mistake yields a Fluffy Smore, which adds 7 DEFENSE.

Awexome Crosscake Ingredients: Yellow Frosting, Apple Granola (x20), Cake Mix, Blackberry Frosting, Cheatcakes (x10), Dough Materials: Baking Mat, Rolling Pin, Oven, Butter Knife, Mixing Bowl Instructions: Put the Dough on the Baking Mat and use the rolling pin to spread it out. After you're done, put it in the oven for three minutes. In that time, chop up the granola and use the mixing bowl for the cake mix. Stir it. When done, the oven will go off. Get the risen dough, use the butter knife to stuff the cake mix inside. Grab it and shake it like its hot, then put it down and begin to top it off. Border the edges and the walls with the yellow frosting, then use the blackberry frosting to draw the Tire on top. Use the Cheatcakes and pile them around on top. Effect: Adds 50 MP. A mistake yields a Battered Awexome Cross Dessert, which adds 20 MP.

Grumblecake Ingredients: Supa Sugar, Dough, Vanilla Flavoring, Biscuit Mix, Power Crunch(Opt.) Materials: Steam Oven, Baking Mat, Rolling Pin Instructions: Roll the dough onto the baking mat until it is half an inch thick. Sprinkle the Supa Sugar all over it, and spread the Biscuit Mix out on it. Roll it around again until it is a ball, then roll it flat. Cut it into biscuits and cook it in a steam oven, and spread the vanilla flavoring over each cake. Alt. Instuctions: Smash a Power Crunch into the dough to get a Crunch Cake, which increases Attack by 50 points. Effect: Heals 70 HP and MP for all characters. A mistake yields a Cheatcake, which does nothing.

Secret Recipes
Some recipes are learned at specific towns.

Secret Recipe Index
Neo Arcadian Coffee Ingredients: Icy Coffee Bean, Supa Sugar, Icy Seasoning, Warm Coffee Bean Materials: Brewing Pot, Hydrogen Gun (Level 1), Hydro Gun (Level 1) Instructions: Break open the Icy Coffee Bean and pour the powder in the Brewing Pot. Shoot the powder with the Hydro Gun 3 times to get the basic coffee. Pour the Icy Seasoning and Supa Sugar in to enhance the coffee. Finally, break open the Warm Coffee Bean and pour the powder into the coffee, then shoot it with the Hydrogen Gun 5 times. You will see steam rising and you have Neo Arcadian Coffee! Effect: Heals 200 HP and cures freezing. A mistake yields a Kind of Neo Arcadian Coffee, which heals 100 HP and cures freezing. Learned at Neo Arcadian Cafe.