hpe/Intros

Disc 1
These are intros that are included as Bonus Stuff on the first Hpemail DVD.

Running Time: 0:39


 * 1. Okay, this is awesome! Okay, Mr. table with nothing on top of it, get ready to be turned into... Mr. the table with a computer on top! DWAYNE!
 * 2. Email... you and me mail...
 * 3. It's an email, doo doo doo, an email.
 * 4. An email... what a wonderful time for an email... because it's almost February! February!
 * 5. Check email again. Check-check-email again.
 * 6. SIR PHOTO: Ah, mail time.
 * 7. {Goblin plays trumpet while HP sings} It's time for... AN EMAAAAAIL!!
 * 8. It's an email style for an email...style! Email style style email piles!
 * 9. Checkin' emails live like it's 2005!
 * 10. Come on in the heeeeeeeere-mail!

Disc 2
These are intros that are included as Bonus Stuff on the second Hpemail DVD.

Running Time: 0:22


 * 11. Email, email, email, email, email, email, email, email, email, email, email.
 * 12. Checkin' an email on my friend's computer... the Happy 486...
 * 13. CREEPY PICTURE: The Compy-Tron 20X6! I am going to check an eeeeeemail on it!
 * 14. Emails are like pizzas, they, um... have... some... stuff.
 * 15. Walkin' into email town... gonna check what's happening in email town.

Disc 3
These are intros that are included as Bonus Stuff on the third Hpemail DVD.

Running Time: 0:26


 * 16. SIR PHOTO: I'm going to check my mailbox to see... if there is anything... inside of it...
 * 17. {accompanied by the sound of pounding on a broken piano} Check-a-my email, check an hpemail!
 * 17 #2. Emails are good, emails types, emails don't have stripes.
 * 18. Check! Check! Check! The email! Check! The email! Check check check!
 * 19. Email, and email, and email me nice! Email, and email, and email me twice!
 * 20. Stave it off, 1 2 3, and now you can email meee!

Other
These are intros that aren't included in any DVD.


 * 21. We are the emails of the world... I don't know what that means, {quickly} but-it-sounds-like-a-song-lyric-that-makes-sense-if-you-don't-think-about-it-too-hard...
 * 22. Email is a method of sending and recieving messages through electronic means. Like so.
 * 22 #2. Email songs, email songs... I will never sing two in the same cartoon.
 * 23. Email song.
 * 24. Sometimes I sing an email song, sometimes that song is very long. {speaking quickly} This is not one of those times.

Fun Facts

 * The email 7 intro was shortened.
 * There were 2 intros in email 10, but only one of them was included.
 * The second intro from email 17 was from a flashback of Email #-50.
 * The second intro from email 22 was from a flashback to Halloween 2017.