The Cheat Commandos Arbor Day Special

“Gunhaver vs. Trees” written by A. Chimendez

Story: The Cheat Commandos rock, rock on in an adventure to stop Blue Laser from cutting down the forest’s trees!

ANNOUNCER: We now return to the REAL Cheat Commandos!

GUNHAVER: It’s Arbor Day, and Blue Laser is cutting down the forest’s most precious trees!

FIREBERT: Meh!

CRACKOTAGE: I really want to hug a tree right now.

GUNHAVER: Even my evil twin brother, Gunk Iller!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: WE’LL CUT DOWN THESE TREES WITH CYCLOPS HOMESTAR!

SILENT RIP: How can we replant thes... Quick! To the Action Figure Storage Truck!

GUNK ILLER: I be illin’!

CYCLOPS HOMESTAR: I wanna eat you!

{Cyclops Homestar eats every Cheat Commando}

FIGHTGAR: Cyclops Homestar has eaten all of us!

GUNHAVER: I have soil that kills Cyclops Homestar!

{Gunhaver fires soil in his gun}

GUNHAVER: What the Crap? It didn’t work?