Homestar Emails/10

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HOMESTAR: {singing} Hello email my old friend, I've come to check with you again. {reading} Dear, ThatReallyReallyFunnyWhiteGuy.

What's it like havin' no handz? Sighned, Steven, The Green Goblin.

{Homestar pronounces 'ThatReallyReallyFunnyWhiteGuy' as one word, adds several Zs to 'handz', pronounces 'Sighned' as 'Sigh, Ned', And pronounces 'Green Goblin' the way he did in 'Homestarloween Party' followed up by The Goblin's theme tune}

HOMESTAR: {typing} How do I do things without hands, eh Gobbles? Well, I have been getting looks that say "What the pfargtl does he do widdout arms?" lately. {clears screen} But, to tell you the truth, Even I don't know. But if I were to hazard a guess I think the reason I can lift things {lifts up a can of Melonade} like this Melonade, is because I have psychic powers. Like one of those X-M'ns {hums theme to X-Men} Okay, so until next time, stay frosty! {The Homestapaper comes down}