ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S MORGUE-TUARY/Commercials/Strong Bad: Why Credit?

ANNOUNCER: Can’t get credit? Well, you should go to ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

STRONG BAD: If you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. Here at St. Cadaverstump’s, we don't even know the MEANING of low savings!

STRONG SAD: (looks away) Credit? B-b-but isn't that what we're buying?!

STRONG BAD: No, the cashier is ordering me to pay for your fancy hug pillow, right?

STRONG SAD: Okay, tell me why I'm not getting credit.

STRONG BAD: Why shouldn't you get credit, Strong Sad? In fact, if you have a few seconds, why don't you just hug yourself?

STRONG SAD: Oh, my... oh, my.

STRONG BAD: (interrupts) Shut up! (stops) What's the difference?

STRONG SAD: Uh... well, the hug will be a lot better if you can make some noises, right?

STRONG BAD: Well, that's not what I-

STRONG SAD: That's not why we're doing this, Strong Bad. I want us to get the-

STRONG BAD: Remember, if you can't get credit in my store, you can't get credit anywhere. My name is Strong Bad, and you can count on it!

ANNOUNCER: ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S totally not just an old furniture warehouse MORGUE-TUARY!

SENOR CARDGAGE: This is a furniture warehouse and credit union?!

ANNOUNCER: Open week nights all month. Located just off I-20.