Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Welcome to Discord Part 2: Survival of the Hungriest

Season 1: Episode 12

The King of Town and Gfd eat it out in the finest dinest battle of the year. Coach E returns, Gfd goes on an eating rampage, and the Family Might/Could returns with a vengence!

Cast (in order of appearance): EDITED Video Greg, Honstlar,, Coach E, The King of Town, The Family Might/Could, Homsar, British Narrator (voice only)

Places: Discord, The Village of Homsar, Yonder Website

Date: Tuesday, October 10, 2017 - Thursday, May 10, 2018

Running Time: 6:38

Transcript
{Open to EDITED Video Greg and Honstlar in a Discord server}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Well, where is everybody?

HONSTLAR: I don't know, Greg. Seems a bit strange.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {arrives} Here I am!

HONSTLAR: Hooray!

COACH E: {arrives} Hey, guys!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Hey!

HONSTLAR: I thought you decided to stay in Alcapulco.

COACH E: I decided to drop by for a bit.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Oh cool! How's it been?

COACH E: Pretty good.

HONSTLAR: What are you doing for Halloween?

COACH E: I don't know.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I'm gonna start a peaceful protest against egging.

HONSTLAR: But what will we do to cheese off Mr. Dando?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I know. Let him have only one stick of butter.

HONSTLAR: Are you sure you're not talking the King of Town?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: No. Who even is Dando?

HONSTLAR: He's that weird guy next door from the Pillquarters who always says "I'll get you crazy kids!" and looks like this. https://i.imgur.com/DhGuMZO.png

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Although, we could also only let the King of Town have only one stick of butter.

THE KING OF TOWN: SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCESAUCESAUCESAUCE!!

HONSTLAR: This is why I wanted to kick him!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: There's only one way to settle this... ME AND THE KING OF TOWN EATING CONTEST '87!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Aaaand go.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Okay bye. {goes away}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: That's not what I meant, you barnacle head.

HONSTLAR: Whoa Greg, no need to freak out.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {un-goes away} I'm back!

HONSTLAR: 3. 2. 1. EAT!

THE KING OF TOWN: {eating} OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {eating} Eateateateateateateateat!

HONSTLAR: I think we may win this.

THE KING OF TOWN: By the power of that Mulan Dipping Sauce...

{Lightning strikes}

SRMX12: Or not.

THE KING OF TOWN: I HAVE THE POWER!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: DUCK!

{BOOM!}

HONSTLAR: Curse you, Eddie Murphy!!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: So, Kingy, you think you can outeat me, can you? Don't forget you're talking to the guy who regularly eats socks, emoticons, worlds, abstract concepts, and Strong Bad on a weekular basis!

HONSTLAR: He is unstoppable, you know.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I am too.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {eats the King of Town} I win!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Why did you do that? And more importantly, is this still Halloween?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {eats Halloween} Not anymore!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Hey you're on a diet. Wait until Groundhog Day.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: {eats all the days up until Groundhog Day} Happy Groundhog Day! {eats it}

HONSTLAR: Somebody stop him!! He'll devour us all!

SRMX12: WAIT! I got it! {gets out a remote control and pushes rewind}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: !yaD gohdnuorG yppaH !eromyna toN !niw I

HONSTLAR: Too far! {fasts forwards to after Gfd won but before he ate the King of Town}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: -Iw-in-- BLORG!!!? My mouth tastes like... backwards, and forwards fast.

HONSTLAR: So, it tastes like time?

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: I feel like I just... ate time. Like a bunch of it, and it tastes really gross. Did I just eat time? Or thyme? Yeah, thyme would probably taste better. It's definitely time. That was exhausting. I need a nap.

''{Gfd falls asleep. Cut to a screen reading "1 MONTH LATER". Gfd wakes up.}''

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Wh... what happened? Who interrupted my nap?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: The Family Might/Could. It's back. It's worse. Why are we incapable of saying simulation now, without large anime eyes?

FAMILY MIGHT/COULD: Fine prancers, gravy spoon...

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: AHH! The Family Might/Could!! It's haunting us all!!

HOMSAR: {waddles onscreen} AaAaAah'm a rural village!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Yes, the village of Homsar! That's the only place where we can be safe from the might/coulds! So, how do we get to the village of Homsar?

HOMSAR: Climb aboard the gravy train!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: The gravy train! Of cooourse! Where's the gravy train? Homsar? Anyone? You guys! Where did you go?

FAMILY MIGHT/COULD: They all went to the village of Homsar.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Noooo! Wait, you can talk normal now?

FAMILY MIGHT/COULD: Colonel shrubbery.

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: That's better.

{Cut to the village of Homsar, where Honstlar, SRMX12, and EDITED Video Greg are having fun}

HONSTLAR: Thank groodness we got away from the Fambly Might/Could!

SRMX12: Yeah, me too!

''{Cut to a black screen with "end." written in the corner in Bauhaus 93. The "end." text changes to "just kidding.". Cut back to the village of Homsar.}''

HONSTLAR: Oh my no! The village of Homsar is infected too!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: With its own disease!

SRMX12: But what?

{Pause}

ALL: The Homsar curse!

SRMX12: Like the Cardgage curse, but worse in nearly every waaaaAaAaAaaAa&mdash;

EDITED VIDEO GREG: The Homsar curse! I can feel it! It's all around us! It's in my ears! It's in a cob of corn! It's grappling the starboard! Don't tie your shoes off or I'll paste the chickens!

HONSTLAR: Garble garble!

''{Honstlar grows a mustache, and flowers grow out of his mustache. Then his feet melt.}''

HONSTLAR: Stample gronk, horchyman!

EDITED VIDEO GREG: My salad is all up in a blunder.

{Homsar appears out of nowhere}

HOMSAR: {in his deep voice from Strong Badia the Free} Bwa ha ha. Now you know how it feels! But there is a cure...

SRMX12: What is this glaring defibrillator?

HOMSAR: I'm not telling you the cure! That would totally ruin my evil plan!

HONSTLAR: SPLORSH!!

HOMSAR: And not that it involves a new Review Revue.

HONSTLAR: Gromple chleeb. (Well, if he says it doesn't involve a new Review Revue, he must be right. The world will never know the cure!)

SRMX12: I'm a fancy pie in turnip seeds. (What a shame.)

EDITED VIDEO GREG: I like the fancy almond dispenser engineer. (What if we got the Cardgage curse again?)

SRMX12: Don't tape them up, I need them cabbages! (Ooh! That could work! But how?)

HONSTLAR: Bubble tubs... (Wait a minute...)

ALL: GRAPE FONDUE! (THE FAMILY MIGHT/COULD!)

{Cut back to Gfd}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Well, this is just great. My friends left, and now I'm trapped here with a bunch of folded-up questionable skin.

FAMILY MIGHT/COULD: Hash potatoes... {sneezes on Gfd}

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: What did you just do? The... Cardgage&mdash; c&mdash; curse&mdash;

''{His hat turns into a blender, which grows an eye. The eye blinks repeatedly, making a "splat" sound each time. He grows a hairy, realistic human arm, and grapes suddenly appear all over it. His feet turn into old-timey racecars, which drive away from the rest of him.}''

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Wait a minute. I&mdash; I say ＴＥＲ-ｔｉ-Ａ-ｒｙ, is it undone?

FAMILY MIGHT/COULD: Grandpa's toenail, squash-beard! {suddenly starts speaking in an ominous, echoey voice} NO, GFD, SAYING ＴＥＲ-ｔｉ-Ａ-ｒｙ DOES NOT END THE CARDGAGE CURSE! IT CURSES YOU FOR LIFE! FOR LIIIIIFE! {turns back to normal} Umbrella town, calculator!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Wait, if it's only now a curse, what did you call it before then?

FAMILY MIGHT/COULD: {back to the spooky voice} IT WAS AAAALWAYS A CURSE! BUT NOW YOU HAVE EVEN MORE SYMPTOMS! SUCH AS BLENDER-HAT! AND GRAPE-ARM-HAVE! AND CAR-FEET! {back to normal} Buffalo counters, Jerome!

GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Aw, man. {grows a large, overly-cartoony nose, and juice boxes explode out of it} Oh dear. {his mouth melts into a chicken beak; singing in the style of a commercial jingle} Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, every day! {ding}

{Cut back to the village of Homsar}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: The nice marshmallow plasma is succulent liquid transferable! (Wait, I think I have the answer.) {holds up Smarty Juice}

HONSTLAR: Caked forth on twelve o' clock? (Wait, we're taking Smarty Juice while we have the Homsar curse? That does not sound like a good combination.)

SRMX12: AaAaA, gravy nodules are the new baked beans, senator! (Especially if we're still planning to get the Cardgage curse. Those three, combined... jibblie jibblie.)

EDITED VIDEO GREG: AaAaA, crapholes all over the state of Baltimore. (You seriously think the Cardgage curse on its own would work?)

SRMX12: IiIiIiIiI stomped off the peanut taped to the laundry bin. (You're right. The Cardgage curse alone is not enough to stop the Homsar curse. It would just make it worse! That was a terrible plan.)

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Doorknob pasta. (Let's all have us a sip of Smarty Juice!)

''{They all drink the Smarty Juice. Suddenly, the Family Might/Could pops up from behind them.}''

FAMILY MIGHT/COULD: FISCAL!! {sneezes on them}

HONSTLAR: Three-bean salads!! (NOOO!! We got the Cardgage curse!! Even worse than before!)

''{They disappear into Characters from Yonder Website. The camera remains on the village of Homsar.}''

EDITED VIDEO GREG: {echoey voiceover} Dan's meat burger is swell and dandy. (This will not end well.)

''{Cut to Yonder Website. Honstlar, SRMX12, and EDITED Video Greg appear in their Yonder Website variations}''

BRITISH NARRATOR: The Broternal Order of Different Helmets is now inside Yonder Website, with the Cardgage curse, and the Homsar curse. No one could have predicted the horrific abomination that would unleash.

{Cut to a screen reading "END OF PART 2"}