Text Quests/1/MZPHouse/Ignore

You go in and the tranquilizer darts just miss you. Your friend enters the kitchen and you follow. There are four items &mdash; the answering machine, Homestar’s dorky chef hat, Strong Sad’s poetry book, and a piece of paper. You being you, you go to the answering machine, which has three messages. Pick a message.


 * Message 1
 * Message 2
 * Message 3