Coach E/Coach Email/favorite

(Coach E walks in her computer room)

COACH E: Oh, hello. I'm Coach Erin, the new girl on the block and Coach Z's foster daughter. Since Strong Bad hasn't been checking emails for a long time, let me do the rest. Ready, go!

Dear Coachy, what is your favorite? From, me.

COACH E: What is my favorite what? And why are you pretending to be me? You're not Strong Bad or The Cheat, are you? Anyways, let's just say my favorite things:

(Cut to a sheet of lined paper. It's written in pink handwriting)

COACH E: Number 1, My favorite people, oh that's easy.

(Cut to Bubs)

COACH E: Bubs is a great man who spoils me and gives me free stuff. After all, he's my god-dad too.

BUBS: Here ya go, sweetums, one plush Bubs with a horn.

COACH E: How much?

BUBS: Look, just take that old thing and give him some love

COACH E: Thanks Bubsy

BUBS: You're welcome, Coach E.

COACH E: Uhh, Bubs?

BUBS: Yeah?

COACH E: Could you do me a favor?

BUBS: Sure thing!

COACH E: Will you please shut down that black market?

BUBS: Oh, sweet innocent Coach E. That crap's been shut down for years!

(Cut to Strong Sad)

COACH E: Strong Sad is another good friend. I do my best to stand up for him.

(The Cheat hitting Strong Sad with a bat)

STRONG SAD: Ow! Stop that! Ow! Make it stop!

COACH E: Hey! Stop that!

THE CHEAT: (angry cheat noises)

COACH E: Go away!

THE CHEAT: (angry cheat noises)

COACH E: You leave the elephant alone (kicks The Cheat)

STRONG SAD: Thank you (holds her hand)

(Back to the list)

COACH E: Number 2, my favorite cartoons. Haha, you guessed it!

(Cut to a scene of the Homestar Runner website)

COACH E: Homestarrunner.com is my favorite web cartoon and website! Mainly the Strong Bad Emails.

(Homestar Runner walks in Coach E's room)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello, Coach E. What are you doing?

COACH E: Hey, Homestar. Just checking these emails

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Checking emails? What happened to Strong Bad?

COACH E: He hasn't been checking emails for a long time now.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here you go, girl. These are for you!

COACH E: Thanks, pal. I'll look at them later.

(Back to the list)

COACH E: Number 3, my favorite food would be something to do with chocolate, sweets, fast food or unhealthy snacks. Number 4, my favorite colour is pink, since I'm wearing it, as always.

(Back to Coach E's computer)

COACH E: So, there you have it. Some favorites. Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your cemails and I will answer them.

(The pink striped paper comes down)

COACH E: Okay, so what are on these pieces of paper? Oh, wow! I've been invited to a party at Club Technochocolate! And so are the rest of my family! I better be there!