Homestar Emails/9

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HOMESTAR: Hey, computer, I really like your email costume. I <3 you -fhgfytghjfghfuygyfyjfhgjtyfuhyfuygf

HOMESTAR: Look fhgfytghjf... can I just call you figfeetig {misspelled fhgfytg}? Look figfeetig, I'm sorry but this whitey is already taken. Are you even aware of Marzipan? And besides your name is too fweaking long. I mean I could have eaten a entire bag of marshmallows during the time I said your name. In fact... {gets up}

{Fade to Homestar sitting down by The Stick chewing while a empty bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows lays beside him}

HOMESTAR: {with his mouth full} I knew it! Okay, so until next time, try to keep your name short.

{The Homestapaper comes down}