Bubs Email/childhood



BUBS: Checkin' emails with flipper arms is like the best thing in the world!

Hey, Bubs. What was your childhood like? Did you have a consession stand back then? -Gfd

BUBS: Hey, good question, dummy! My childhood was always awesome! I was a cute little fellow with blue hair, like my wife and son. I wore braces too. When I was just a little Bubsy, my concession stand was just a cardboard box with some bad handwriting on it. I only played a game of concession stand back then, I pretended my old toys were for sale. You had to pay with rocks and stones.

(Cut to Lil' Bubs with his cardboard concession stand)

BUBS: 50% off all of my old baby toys, take them home

COACH Z: Do you have a terlert?

BUBS: Why would I have that?

COACH Z: I need to pee

BUBS: You dummy, you pee in a toilet, not a terlert. I don't know what a terlert is.

COACH Z: I just said terlert

BUBS: You gotta learn to speak proper English, Zee

COACH Z: Oh geez, norver mind

BUBS: When will he learn?

(Back to the computer)

BUBS: So, there you have it, Gfd. My crazy childhood! Okay and until next time, keep sending my your emails and I will make you pay for my crap, I mean answer them!

(The blue striped paper comes down)

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