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Horrible Painting Emails Disc 1 was released on December 29th, 2012. The disc includes emails #1-10.

FBI Warning
The FBI warning on Horrible Painting Emails Disc 1.

Cast (in order of appearance): Horrible Painting

Transcript
{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

HP: {jumps up} Come on in here!

{HP walks away}

Introduction
Introduction to Horrible Painting Emails Disc 1.

Cast (in order of appearance): Horrible Painting, The Goblin

Transcript
HP: Email time, it's email time, gonna checka email on email time! {sits down at the computer desk}

GOBLIN: Hey, HP, you don't have time for an email right now.

HP: {glances at the calendar} Why not? There's nothing we have to do today.

GOBLIN: You're late for the DVD.

HP: The DVD? Oh yeah! The DVD! Oh man!

''{Cut to the Dusty 400. HP types in run "dvd_1.exe". The menu selections appear on the computer. About 30 seconds later, the camera cuts to a wide shot.}''

HP: Hey, Goblin? Shouldn't they be choosing something?

GOBLIN: Hey, you're not supposed to talk. Just stand still.

HP: Aw, man. Just choose something already. {zoom into the computer}

Emails

 * 1. Why (Gfd, HP, and Goblin commentary)
 * 2. Fun (Gfd and Goblin commentary)
 * 3. Homestar (Gfd, Homestar, and HP commentary)
 * 4. Army (Gfd, HP, and Goblin commentary)
 * 5. Boring (Gfd and HP commentary)
 * 6. Old Style (Sir Unpronouncablesworthingson and Sir Photo commentary)
 * 7. Upgrade (Gfd and HP commentary)
 * 8. Spam (Gfd and Goblin commentary)
 * 9. The Wall (Gfd and HP commentary)
 * 10. Popularity (Gfd, HP, and Goblin commentary)

Bonus Stuff

 * BONUS THYME!
 * Choose a choice, choosey!


 * Bonus Email: Robot Speak
 * Email Intros: Every email intro until #10

Bonus Menu Transcript
{The camera flies through the painting, on its way to The Goblin's computer, on which the bonus menu is displayed.}

HP: Wait, is there bonus stuff?!

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal The Goblin has walked up to the computer.}

GOBLIN: I'm going to check my email.

HP: You can't check your email now! The bonus stuff is on there! The peoples are still choosing!

GOBLIN: Oh, really? {turns to the camera} Sorry about that. ''{The Goblin walks away. The camera then swings back to the menu.}''

Easter Eggs

 * "Why" Old Version: Accessed by pressing left three times from "Why" on the email menu.
 * "Homestar" Old Version: Accessed by pressing left three times from "Homestar" on the email menu.
 * "Old Style" Old Version: Accessed by pressing right three times from the "Old Style" on the email menu.

Fun Facts

 * The bonus stuff menu reads "Bonus Thyme".