TGS vs. TGS?

Aka TFWD/5 Part 1 and 2 written by A. Chimendez

Part 1

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What’s Her Face! The Ugly One!

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals! We’re gonna look SO GOOD! But what’s this in the mail? Gasp! You’ve been invited to a episode screening of Teen Guy Squad by Divine Comedy, which was created because we hate Homestar Runner!

WHAT’S HER FACE: ಠ_ಠ

CHEERLEADER: What’s the word, coven?

THE UGLY ONE: Black genocide.

CHEERLEADER: Stop joking!

SO AND SO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE TEEN BOY-I MEAN GUY SQUAD!

CHEERLEADER: The black comedy joke is a joke, Mr. Frowny-Face. This is a pop. Who are you talking to? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face? Mr. Frowny-Face, don't you know that everyone knows that.


 * LATER IN THE THEATER*

WHAT’S HER FACE: I think I have a chance with these guys.

SO AND SO: I prefer Dad’s Garage.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: Teen Guy Squad! Yellleader! Such and Such! What’s His Face! The Hairy One!

YELLLEADER: Alright! We’re going to the barber to exterminate The Hairy One's mullet!

THE HAIRY ONE: My mullet?! We Mormons like mullets.

SUCH AND SUCH: ?????

WHAT’S HIS FACE: Heh, I thought so. Plus, My claim to fame is airing in a commercial for Dark Wing Duck when I was 10.

SUCH AND SUCH: That’s Darkwing Duck.

CHEERLEADER: On KTVX? I probably starred in another local Darkwing Duck commercial. But, how are you here if we're not here?

MORGAN: Gotta go!

MORGAN: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEERRYOUCHIE‘d!

MORGAN: OH MY GOD!

MORGAN: Â¢£¥¦♫ Freeganic, we got freeganic!

MORGAN: Â¢¥¦♫ ‎freeganic‼️

MORGAN: Â¢¥¦♫ Get it now, please!

MORGAN: GUARDIAN: ‹‼️

CHEERLEADER: Shut up! And Such and Such should get ARROWED soon!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: WATERMELON AMBUSH!

WHAT’S HER FACE: ಠ_ಠ

HALLOWEEN WEEKEND: INT. JACK'S FLAT ‹‼️

(Jack's own bedroom, with two televisions. The first is on a boom box. There is a copy of the game with Jack still playing on it.)

JACK: MM, JOEL, I'M NOT READY!

Jack: What?

THE HAIRY ONE: Stop it!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD IMPERSONATOR: IT’S OVER!

CHEERLEADER: That was terrible.

SO AND SO: Speaking of terrible, They gave me this terrible soap box derby car!

THE UGLY ONE: Your car looks like the HONKSTORM.

THE UGLY ONE: I ’finally’ showed you!

CHEERLEADER: Welcome to the south, The Ugly One.

SO AND SO: Why can't you go back to storv.com, you criminal?

CHEERLEADER: He uses my website for kids!

SO AND SO: Cheerleader.com! Pretty cool if you ask me!

YELLLEADER: Yellleader.com was created first!

CHEERLEADER: No!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Watermelon’d!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My eyeballs! I can't even see! I can't even see where I am!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Uh-oh. It's over.

THE UGLY ONE: Oh.

THE UGLY ONE: OH.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT’S NOT OVER!

WHAT’S HER FACE: !!!!!!!!!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ...It's over.

WHAT'S HER FACE: ...It's over.

THE UGLY ONE: What a nightmare.....

CHEERLEADER: Wake up! I have a surprise for you!

THE UGLY ONE: No thanks. I’m sick.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It’s o-To be continued!

Part 2

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What’s Her Face! The Ugly One!

CHEERLEADER: Lets go everyone!

YELLLEADER: Pie in your face! Baby Yodalicious!

SO AND SO: Provo Utah Girls Let’s Go!

WHAT’S HER FACE: They may have more brains.

THE FISH: No pie for you, Such and Such!

WHAT’S HER FACE: The Iowa Buzzcuts?

THE FISH: No pot for you, Such and Such!

THE FISH: No sandwich for you, Such and Such!

WHAT’S HER FACE: The Boston Globe?

THE FISH: No pie for you, Such and Such!

THE FISH: No sandwich for you, Such and Such!

WHAT’S HER FACE: The annual Bingo to Biddle?

SIDE KICK: Oh shut up.

WHAT’S HER FACE: No, you shut up!

CHEERLEADER: Now we have to break into the Divine Comedy show in our school!

TOMPKINS: Of course, we're going to stop him from reading from the Cantabile.

CHEERLEADER: I don't care if we put him in jail!

TOMPKINS: That's not all. We need to stop you, Teen Guy Squad!!

SO AND SO: Was that cool?

CHEERLEADER: Such and Such doesn't talk to anyone.

TOMPKINS: So we catch him talking to himself in our school. (chuckles)

WHAT’S HER FACE: First things first, let's get this guy out of here.

CHEERLEADER: Go get him! Go, What’s Her Face!

THE UGLY ONE: If he goes back in, the next member of Teen Guy Squad will die.

CHEERLEADER: Hmph! There are always someone to turn to if you're stuck.

WHAT’S HER FACE: And that someone is me!

CHEERLEADER: Thank you, Ms. Ugly One.

THE UGLY ONE: Tell me how you saved her.

SO AND SO: I went inside, and I'm here again! But what icky do I have in my hand? A simple sketchbook.

THE UGLY ONE: This is a book of drawings?

SO AND SO: I wrote and drew this book just for you.

THE UGLY ONE: And your style reminds me of my parents. And that person standing next to you—

SO AND SO: That's my mom.

THE UGLY ONE: And Let’s go!

SUCH AND SUCH: ?????????

CHEERLEADER: The Fish and Side Kick left!

THE UGLY ONE: Just runnin' through those woods!

SUCH AND SUCH: ?????

CHEERLEADER: We see a road-worthy landing craft appear from the woods.

THE UGLY ONE: And now we see the Jules Verne-type airplane fly off the landing craft in the distance!

THE UGLY ONE: And the little kids are waiting for their grandparents' armchair passengers!

SCI-FI GREG: I heard the Teen Guy Squad are robots by Divine Comedy.

CHEERLEADER: Wait, they’re a comedy troupe and a robot manufacturer?

SUCH AND SUCH: What? My voice actor also “animates” this crap?

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Super Action Kinnikuman‬. This show was cancelled when a dude in a plastic mask he purchased online went on a rampage with a sword and broke all the cutting boards off the hallways.

CHEERLEADER AND YELLLEADER: Two old rivals!

SCI-FI GREG: A huge bucket of water! Let’s pour it on!

EVERY TEEN GUY SQUAD MEMBER: (speak gibberish)

{Anvils crush on every Teen Guy Squad member.}

CHEERLEADER: There will be no TGS ripoffs?! Yes!

SO AND SO: Look at this.

CHEERLEADER: Time for more payback.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It’s over! Click here to play Watermelon Ambush!