Strong Sad Let's Watches/Strong Sad Let's Watches a VCD

STRONG SAD: Hi. Strong Sad here. And I am gonna watch a VCD of Lugnut & Squeak. Got my VCD player here!

{Strong Sad inserts the VCD in the player.}

STRONG SAD: Hmm... Warning screen, Strong Video logo, and...

{Cut to the TV. After a moment of static, Senor Cardgage is seen in the field. Thoughout the video, a slight ringing noise can be heard.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: I'm Seron Cardgage, {"Seron Cardgage" is written at the bottom of the screen.} the lead star from Characters Website! I'd like to pintroduce you to the family might/could!

{The camera zooms in vaguely, and stops in an extreme closeup of a face drawn on Senor Cardgage's skin in green. His skin is in grotesque detail, including a mole near the face.}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {in a high-pitched voice} Hedge, Packaged Sirloin.

{Cut to behind the TV. Strong Sad screams out.}

STRONG SAD: {turning away and closing one eye} What part of his person are we even looking at?!

{Cut back to the TV, which shows the same scene, as Senor Cardgage speaks incoherently in the background. The screen is now labeled "The Family Might/Could Says "Piracy is evil!" CONDEMN VIOLATERS!".}

STRONG SAD: Gasp!

{Cut to a screen showing a box for "Lugnut & Squeak", featuring Strong Mad and the Cheat on the front. In the corner of the screen is a faux-MPAA rating: "PG" for "PARENTAL GUIDANCE", with a disclaimer next to it. Homestar narrates and reads the disclaimer.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: This movie it be rated PG for Parental Guidance. It may contain mild action.