Coach Zmails/6

Coach Z: Chork that email!

Coach Z: I'm glad you asked. I would do knee squats, and push ups. And I would have a great crappy life.

Zoach C: Hey, look at my knee squats, Bubz!

Bubz: Here's a damp towel!

Zoach C: Doing push ups, and doing it!

Coach Z: So there you have it, Guy Totally Not From The Future. And 'collection of damp and/or moist towels'? Sounds like a vinyl figurine blind box. So send me your emails, and I will answer them.

{The Coach Zaper comes down.}

Easter Eggs
Click on 'Sounds like a vinyl figurine blind box' to see a 'Damp Towel' mystery vinyl figure pack from TeenCyborg.

Click on 'Guy Totally Not From The Future' to see Lem Sportsinterviews' newest book, Guy Totally Not From The Future and the She-Zombies from Space!

Real-World References
TeenCyborg is a parody of Kidrobot.