Bubs Email/concession stand



BUBS: Ooooh, 50% off all emails

Dear Bubby Bubs, How long did it take to build the concession stand you have today? Your pal, - Piem'n

BUBS: Bubby Bubs? Hahahaaa, I liked that! Well, Pie sammich, take a look at this sbemail 131

(Cut to a scene with Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and Bubs at the Stick)

BUBS: Two hundred and ninety-six!

STRONG BAD: Wow.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: (almost simultaneously) Wow.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's just a little less... than three hundred!

ALL: I remember learning that in school

(Back to Bubs' computer)

BUBS: All I know that there are 296 bricks on my concession stand, so I don't know how long it took to build it. I can only remember it being an old building and they mended and painted it. I started becoming a concession stand owner when I was about 18. There used to be that ol' blue 'Concession by Bubs' sign. And my voice used to sound like this. (Bubs talks in his old voice) What can I get for you fine gentlemen? Oh, I miss talkin' like that

BABS: Bubsy, dinner!

BUBS: Be there in a minute, Babs, just gotta finish this email. So, there you have it, email pie. I don't know how long it too to rebuild the stand, but I only know that it has 296 bricks. So, until next time, Check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out,    check it out...

(The blue striped paper comes down and then screen fades black)

BUBS: (with a sore voice) Check it out, check it out, CHECK IT OUT! Phew. Man, my throat is sore. Well, see ya laters.

BABS: Here's your dinner, Bubs. It's cold because you were saying 'Check it out' all the time.

BUBS: And now my voice is sore.

BABS: Aww, you poor thing. I'll go and get you some lozenges.