Broternal Order Of Different Helmets/Movie/Trailer

The official trailer for The Broternal Movie: Order vs. Chaos.

Cast (in order of appearance): Honstlar, Grindolo,, SRMX12, Coach E, Rabite, Sume, EDITED Video Greg, Stom, Zascub, Dean, Homestar Runner, Dooble, Arsene Video Greg, Tappatok, Bubs, Coach Z, Heatbro, Dellyboy, The Sad Kids, Jimley

Places: The Field, The Stick, Strong Badia, Pillquarters Metallix, Outer Space, Cave of the Golden Fedora, Bubs' Concession Stand, Dean's Video Dungeon, Dellyboy's Diner, Interuniversal Battlefield

Date: Friday, May 15, 2020

Running time: 4:17

Transcript
{Open on a green screen that says the following:}

 THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA

IT BE RATED



''{Slow fade in to a dark, decayed Free Country, USA in chaos and flames. There is complete silence, except for the faint sound of an eerie breeze. The camera slowly pans across the Field, and stops at a large, black castle looming over the wasteland, with a dark, chilling exterior. Fade out.}''

''{A single piano note plays. It echoes over the visual of the Stick as it burns up.}''

HONSTLAR: {voiceover} Even though the odds are against us, even if we think there's no hope, we shall keep moving forward.

''{Another piano note plays. Fade to Strong Badia. The fence is burned down, the Tire is deflated, and the Stop Sign is cracked.}''

HONSTLAR: {voiceover} We will fight to our last breath, in the hope that there is even the smallest chance of our victory.

''{More soft piano music plays. Fade to the debris of the Pillquarters Metallix scattered across the Field, surrounded by ash.}''

HONSTLAR: {voiceover} The fate of trillions rests on us this day. And that is why we will win.

''{The music begins to rise and swell. Fade to Honstlar, floating in midair above a yellow and red void.}''

HONSTLAR: For Free Country. For Earth. For the universe.

''{Cut to black. The music abruptly stops, as if the sound is being sucked up by a vacuum. A slow, ominous drum beat begins. A "Homsar-Cardgage Studios" logo emerges from the shadows, moving closer to the camera. The logo begins turning gray and crumbling, like the Field earlier in the trailer. It continues approaching until it is out of view.}''

''{Intense music begins. Cut to a spaceship looming over an alien planet. Cut to the planet's surface, with a green sky and purple foliage, as a cloaked warrior is beamed down.}''

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} Honstlar Waddler.

{Cut to some of the BODH wearily scaling a smooth vertical wall in a glowy red landscape.}

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} For five hundred long, painful years, you were all I thought of. This is the day I've dreamt of more times than I can count.

{Cut to the Space Machine flying through a colorful realm, filled with scenes from other episodes, as the vehicle stretches and distorts.}

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} Because today, Honstlar Waddler, is the day you will die.

{Cut to two sketched spaceships flying around and firing at each other in a large black castle, as sketched clones of the BODH fight below.}

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} And you will die a failure. A failure who could not vanquish his most powerful enemy. A failure who could not save his friends.

{Cut to Grindolo fighting characters from alternate universes in the Cave of the Golden Fedora.}

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} Although I suppose I should thank you. Without you pathetic mortals, I would still be in that horrific cave.

{Cut to the BODH in a bruised, crumpled heap on the floor of the nearly-destroyed Pillquarters, as Grindolo stands triumphant.}

GRINDOLO: {voiceover} Thanks to you, I am free to live the rest of eternity in peace, knowing you will no longer meddle in my great plans.

{The music reaches its peak, then silences as text appears:}

{Cut to Honstlar in the Pillquarters.}

HONSTLAR: Let us begin, as always, with a little chant, and maybe, just maybe, a little prance. A-one, a-two, a-one two three four...

{An instrumental remix of "Ever and More" begins as the cast is shown.}

{Cut to Honstlar floating in the red and yellow void.}

HONSTLAR: So this is it. The end. The climax. The final battle. Good vs. evil. Heroes vs. villain. Order vs. chaos.

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Hey, that's the name of this&mdash;

HONSTLAR: Shut up.

{Cut to Gfd drifting on a rock floating down a lava lake in the glowy red landscape.}

A piece of... lava-flavored pie. Have any of you guys tried lava-flavored pie? It's a rare delicacy in Bumdumbourge.

''{Cut to SRMX12 in the Pillquarters, typing frantically on the Prisma One. Tappatok robots (from ) quickly run to stop him, but most of them explode before they get to him.}''

SRMX12: I knew my computational prowess would come in handy during a huge battle someday!

{Cut to Coach E and Coach Z leaning against the counter of Bubs' Concession Stand.}

BUBS: ...And that's how I scammed a man out of his entire life's savings in exchange for a half-eaten beef-and-bean burrito!

COACH E: I'm not sure about the ethicality of that, but it's certainly impressive.

''{Cut to Heatbro (from ) shooting fireballs at EDITED Video Greg in the Pillquarters. Greg draws in his magic sketchbook.}''

HEATBRO: You're going to defeat me with paper? Ha! Fire beats paper! And rock beats... wait, what beats fire again?

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Water. {tosses a bucket from his sketchbook}

''{Cut to the Pillquarters. Stom throws a waffle like a frisbee, and jumps up at the same time. He lands his foot on the waffle in midair, leaping off of it and landing safely.}''

SUME: Wha&mdash;?! That's not even the laws of physics!

STOM: My waffles defy the laws of physics.

''{Cut to an art studio. Rabite is sitting in a chair at an easel with a canvas. Homestar Runner poses in front of her.}''

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, rabbitm'n, do you know the times?

RABITE: The times? {checks her watch} Oh! It's the times we're supposed to meet for our meeting!

{Cut to Zascub outside Dean's video dungeon.}

ZASCUB: Wait, you guys! You forgot to pause your video show! Fine, I'll do it.

''{Zascub presses pause on his remote, causing the universe to freeze. Oblivious, Zascub smiles and walks offscreen.}''

''{Cut to Sume at Dellyboy's Diner. Her phone buzzes.}''

SUME: Oh no! The meeting! Uh, Dellyboy, I have an... appointment. Can I leave?

DELLYBOY: Leavin'? At this hour? No way! Table 12 hasn't got their appe-teasers yet!

{Quick pan over to the Sad Kids at a table, visibly starving.}

THE SAD BOY: Food.

THE SAD GIRL: Water.



{Cut to Dooble pointing at Jimley in the Pillquarters.}

DOOBLE: You have crossed the wrong line this time, fresh pants! {holds up a Joybox} Protest yourself!

''{Dooble opens the Joybox and gains a robot suit. He jumps on Jimley and gains 2000 points.}''

JIMLEY: Ahh, my name was Jimley!

''{The music intensifies. Cut to huge battle, where every character is fighting dark, monochrome clones of themselves in a battlefield of every universe combined. Cut to black as the music stops.}''

''{A short, hopeful reprise of "Ever and More" begins to play. Cut to a close-up of the corner of the logo. It glistens metallically. Cut to another close-up from a different angle, as a sparkle runs along its shiny edge. Cut to a closer angle, then zoom out to the full logo, reading "ORDER VS. CHAOS", glowing with a metallic sheen. A helmet falls on the logo, and "THE BROTERNAL MOVIE" appears above.}''

{Cut to the BODH in the dark castle as the music ends.}

EDITED VIDEO GREG: Wow, this is pretty dark for a fan fiction script based on a funny Flash cartoon about dumb animal characters on the Internet.

SRMX12: Yeah, isn't this movie supposed to be like a comedy?

{slips on a banana peel} Whup! {falls to the ground}

COACH E: Ha ha ha ha.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a good one.

{With a final piano note, cut to the long-awaited release date...}

{Fade out.}