Whodumpit? REVAMPED/2/Bubs/Lappy/Surf

After you set up Bubs's wifi, you go to the one website that's been on your mind on and off during the day: Strong Sad's Lament. You type the address and look at the front page.

After getting over the weird feeling from him actually updating it, you read the latest post.

Where the Crap Am I?
current mood: scared out of my soolnds current tunes: none

So, you know how Homeschool invited me to hang out with him at Bubs's? Well, I came about five minutes late, but he hadn't arrived yet, so I waited for a few minutes. I was thinking that maybe it was like one of those joke online singles sights and that maybe I should leave, but then two figures came up to me. I didn't recognize them in the dark, but I registered that neither of them looked like Homeschool. I didn't have enough time to ask who was there before one of them took me away. I dropped my test tube of DNA Evidence along with my shoebox (which I had decided to show Homeschool), and then one of the people force-fed me a liquid, knocking me out.

I woke up in this dungeon type thing, my mouth tasting like hot sauce. Neither of my captors were there, or have come to visit me yet. I figure it's been at least six hours, maybe even half a day since I went to visit Homeschool. I'm using this computer in the room to type up this post, so that maybe this would provide a clue to the investigative team on where I am and who committed it.

Well, good luck, guys.

Two people? Well, one thing's for sure: the investigative team was way off when they determined who "kidnapped" Strong Sad. Looks like you'll still have to work on this.

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