Coach E/Coach Email/sharpdene

COACH E: I can't be asked to do another email intro, so don't force me

Dear E, Have you ever met Sharpdene? She sounds pretty cool. Also, you should give Strong Bad eight dollars. — Some uncool guy who totally isn't Strong Bad

COACH E: Oh, think you're pretty clever huh? I bet you're Strong Bad pretending to be some uncool guy.

Well, Uncool Bad. I have met Sharpdene. All she (or he) is, is a coat rack with a wig and glasses. And as for Strong Bad, I'm totally not giving him 8 dollars. Those 8 dollars are for when I buy something from my Bubs, man.

STRONG BAD: Aww man, girl. No fair. Bubs gets all the crap and I get nothin'

COACH E: Here, SB. (hands him a cheatcake) Take this The Cheatcake and get out.

STRONG BAD: The Cheat cheesecake, you bought from Bubs

COACH E: Yes, share it. With Strong Sad!

STRONG BAD: Aww man.

COACH E: Okay, until next time, keep sending me your questions and I will answer them.

(The pink-striped paper comes down)