Falling Asleep Great with Character 1 from Yonder Website

Category: Short Shorts

{Open to a light blue background, with soft music playing. The title slowly zooms out: a banner reading "characters from yonder website", and a bubble featuring cartoony stylizations of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Throughout, Strong Bad speaks in a soft, relaxed tone.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Let's let it all slip away, with another soothing episode of: Characters from Yonder Website. That's right.

{The words "that's right" are added at the bottom}

STRONG BAD: Brought to you by a grant from: GreenCheat.

{The GreenCheat logo appears on screen}

STRONG BAD: And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice.

{A bottle of "Swirly Font Flavored" Smarty Juice replaces the GreenCheat logo}

STRONG BAD: A Faceless Megacorp—

{A simple, circular logo with the words "Faceless Megacorp" and some black and white hills replaces the Smarty Juice}

STRONG BAD: —with a couple of hills in the logo. Look at those hills. Plant some crops... and grow some smarty juice plants. {as he speaks, crop lines appear on one of the hills, from which dozens of plants sprout, each bearing bottles of Smarty Juice} Alright, far out.

{Fade to black}

{Fade in to a soft blue background where Character 1 (the drawing of Strong Bad) is standing.

CHARACTER 1: Bahbobabaybo.

STRONG BAD: Oh, what’s that Character 1?

CHARACTER 1: Mahpomahpo.

STRONG BAD: It’s a bed, and you have trouble falling asleep.

CHARACTER 1: Beeboblahbohph.

STRONG BAD: First, Always Lower the Room Temperature.

(Character 1 lowers the room temperature)

STRONG BAD: Then, you gotta use the 4-7-8 Breathing Method.

(Character 1 uses the breathing method)

STRONG BAD: Real comfortable. Take a nap.

STRONG BAD: Now, Get on a Schedule and Experience Both Daylight and Darkness.

CHARACTER 1: Blebloblahblozeblehblohblableblublah!

STRONG BAD: Now Do Not Look at Your Clock.

CHARACTER 1: Rahrohsleroblahrohslerohblo.

STRONG BAD: Now, avoid naps during the day. Before you go to bed, you gotta Practice Yoga, Meditation and Mindfulness. That’s Right.

CHARACTER 1: Baybobaybobaybo!

STRONG BAD: Far out. Now Watch What and When You Eat.

CHARACTER 1: Atadabomehdabeybobedebuh.

(Chime)

STRONG BAD: Oh! You know what that chime means. It's time for everyone...

STRONG BAD: —to bend at the knees.

STRONG BAD: That's right.

STRONG BAD: The time has come... to bend at the knees... So I invite you, everybody, no pressure, put your mind at ease. Oh, girl, I'm gonna take you out, on a Tuesday night (if you're into it), so everybody, style it out from the left... to the right, that's right. {fade to black}