Coach Z and Bubs' boring (I mean awesome) conversation

Hey dere Bubsy! I just want a $20 napkin, dat's all.

Sorry, Coach, I don't need your money. Just take it freely, it's just a napkin.

Erm, uh, OK.. Say, uh, how did you see in your castume with that hat over your face?

Hmm, guess it wasn't covering up my face all the time

Hey, does ya think we're too old to go trick or chortin'?

Nope. Just as long as we take our kids, everything will be fine. Happy Decemberween y'all

I, uh, sappose. Here cormes the Thnikkaman

Yeah, shut up, Coach

Hey, um, da thnockerguy, uh, may I plorsh have some? Pretty plorsh?

Have some what, man?

Erm, I thought you knew. I saw Spring Board asking you if he could have some, so I asked you the same question.

Oh, yeah. Decemberween is comin! What do ya want, Coach Z?

Uh, well, I could use some more towels for the lacker room...

BOOORING!!!!!!!! Okay, how about your wife and Olympia?

Charity doesn't want much, but Olympia wants a pommel horse, whatever that is..

Babs wants some stuff to fill her belly and Bubs Jr wants a concession stand

Why are you bringing this up, Thnikkaman? Are you related to Bubs or somethin'?

Well, there's something you should know, my friend

..and wort is that?

The Thnikkaman IS Bubs! Can't you tell?

No... oh now I can! You both gots flippers and toothy smiles

Oh yeah. Homestar relized it was me with cool shades all along a couple of years ago.

Hah, after all these years I've revealed da Thnorkamun's identitor! Execpt it was simpler than I expected.

I didn't wanna let anyone down. Now, where's my son?

He's building something over dere.

Hehe! Trying to build a concession stand? Were you son?

(BUBS JR joined the conversation!)

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png You bet, dad! I can't wait until Decemberween to get a stand, so I'll build my own!

HE'S SO CEORTE!

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Thanks, Coach.

So, whatcha been doin' these days, Bubsy Jr? It's been so loaerorng since I've seen you!

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Uhh not really

My baby's growin' up so fast. Oh look! It's Olympia

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Imma get back to work now...

Ahh cam orn, Bubsy Jr, I though ya likes her

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Um yeah, I guess, maybe. (Blushes)

Olympia, yer little cutie has come to see you

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png Oh, really?

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Girlfriend!! I love you so much <3

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png (facepalm and sighs) I'm not your girlfriend, Bubs Jr

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Oh, come on! I wanna hug

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png Fine.

Oh gorsh! I think your son is in lorve with my daughter

Yup. Maybe one day they'll get married and have little babies

What a scary thought! I'll be in my 80's by then!

Hey, dummy, you're only 43 and I'm 47, so that means you'll be like... I'm not good at math

Ooh, I can't for when my daughter marries Bubs Jr! I wanna see some little white Bubslings or little blue mes

Hey, son. You wanna marry Olympia in the next 10 years?

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Yes I do! I love her! I want to touch her hair and kiss her!

Olympia, he's so cute. You should marry him in 10 years

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png {gets angry and her cheeks turn red) THAT'S ENOUGH, DAD! I don't want to get married to Homestar-brained Bubs Jr!

But, darlin...

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png But nothing (kicks Bubs Jr in the belly) Just leave me be now

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png *cries*

Er, maybe in our 50's?

COACH! Bubs Jr's hurt!

Oh, uhh Bubs Jr. Show me where it hurts

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Why did she do that?

I dunno, son. Give ol' daddy a hug

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png (still crying) Rock me, daddy.

(rocks Bubs Jr on his lap) Shhh, it's alright, son. Olympia just wants to spend time on her own

Olympia, something the matter?

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Ow...

Shall I kiss your belly better? Or do you want mommy to do it?

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png How about both you and mommy do it

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png (throwing things) Why can't Bubs Jr grow up and start calling his parents 'mom and dad'?

It's a Bubs Jr thing. He's nice and loves his family, dat's all

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png Yes. He's TOO nice. I wish he could just leave me alone

I'm sorry I said something about you marrying Bubs Jr. It won't happen again, I prarmise. Guess I kinda got carried away

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png Yeah, I guess. I didn't mean to hit him

Dat's okay, sweetie, just don't do it again. Now why don't you come with me and do some Decemberween shopping with Bubs to make up for it

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085727/qod_olympia.png Okay

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Like I said, I'm going back to building my concession stand now...

So, what'll it be? We got Decemberween-flavoured cold ones, Decemberween ornaments, Decemberween candy...

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Look, daddy! I finished my concession stand. If only mommy could come here and see it

She'll be here any minute, son. That's brilliant! Soon, you'll be just like me.

(Bubs Jr's concession stand falls down)

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Oh no! It fell down. I'm a terrible builder

Aww, it's okay, son. The Thnikkaman will get you a nice little stand. Oh look, it's your mother!

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Okay....

(BABS joins the conversation!)

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085728/qod_babs.png Hey Junior, what's going on?

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png My stand's gone!

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085728/qod_babs.png Aww, poor sweetie. I heard Olympia kicked you in the belly. Haven't you gone a bit too far with her?

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png I just think she's nice!

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085728/qod_babs.png (picks him up and sits him on her lap) I know you do, Bubs Jr, but there are times when girls want to be left alone.

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png I'm sure Olympia will hang out with me someday.

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085728/qod_babs.png She will. Now, what do you want to do now?

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085724/qod_bubs_jr.png Tell me about the time when I was a baby!

http://z2.ifrm.com/10727/77/0/p1085728/qod_babs.png Okay then, if that makes you feel better. I carried you in my belly for 9 months. That's how long pregnancy lasts for, okay. I have photos in an album somewhere. (Takes an album out from the bookshelf) Here it is