TFWD/Four

“The Fish vs. Uzi Bazooka” written by A. Chimendez

STRONG BAD: Previously on The Fish was Delish.

THE FISH: Who could’ve possibly steal all the Hot Jones?

STINGY RELENQUE: {fake, exaggerated French accent} Who needs a secret recipe when you can steal all ze Hot Jones wiz a tanker truck? {outside view, where the tanker truck is still parked}

THE FISH: Oh, you stole all the Hot Jones.

STINGY RELENQUE: C'est correct, Fishy! {as his accent is increasingly exaggerated, his next line is subtitled} I'm going to steal so much Hot Jones, I may need subtitles!

STINGY RELENQUE: {close-up on him again} I think it is you who will hold it right zere.

THE FISH: You will never catch me!

STINGY RELENQUE: Au revoir!

STRONG BAD: Welcome to the Fish Was Delish Progrum, brought to you by a grant from GreenCheat. And now our corporate sponsors; Smarty Juice, Bubs’ Concession Stand, and Blubb-O’s. Additional corporate sponsorship by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. And by...

THE ANNOUNCER: The Scratch Crew is a team that involves a combination of nasty backstabbing and material gain. Like the BEST. DUNCAN CASSIDY.

CRUDE BABY: And now you may see the seven heckling death-spirits called... Cronuts.

FOUNDER: Mr. Gavin Scratch. This seems like a better time for... what?

THE ANNOUNCER: Cronuts Cereal! New from Cheap as Free Foodstuffs!

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